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Clips from South Park - Dead Celebrities (S13E13)

"- all right, jessica. whoo-hoo!"
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"- jessica enjoys riding her horse marley"
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"next, contestant number 26, miss brandy."
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"[applause]"
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"- don't forget to blow a kiss to the judges, brandy."
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"- [blows]"
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"- and now welcome contestant number 27,"
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"little miss michael jackson."
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"- yeah, yeah. work it, michael, work it!"
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"- michael says she just enjoys being a child."
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"and thinks people who don't are ignorant."
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"[michael jackson] - ignorant."
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"- god, i hope this works."
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"- hi, billy mays here"
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"for the little country handi pillow."
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"are you tired of sitting in limbo?"
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"- will somebody shut his fucking mouth?"
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"i can't take it anymore!"
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"- this is bad enough without having to constantly"
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"listen to you try and sell your stupid crap, mays!"
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"and kick you right in the fucking balls."
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"- that does it!"
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"we want some goddamn answers!"
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"- why isn't anybody telling us anything?"
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"- it's about fucking time!"
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"- certainly want to, uh,"
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"thank you for all your patience."
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"we know that you're eager to, uh, get going,"
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"and we will certainly pass on any information, uh,"
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"as it becomes, uh, more available."
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"he's gone! we should be able to move on now!"
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"mr. jackson had a lot of baggage,"
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"and he checked some of that baggage in,"
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"so a crew has to go through all the baggage"
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"and get his off at purgatory"
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"before we can push back from the gate."
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"i'm worried that little doodoo-head brunette girl"
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"- excuse me, uh, if you could do us a favor"
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"just look at this face."
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"- mommy, that hurts my cheek implants."
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"* i'm gonna give you my passion *"
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"- all right. thank you, miss cassie."
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"and now, for her talent portion,"
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"miss michael jackson is gonna sing for us."
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"* and i know you all want to be *"
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"* hee-hee-hee"
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"* oh"
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"- dude, the two male judges love her."
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"- [muffled]"
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"- all right, that's about enough!"
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"- aw, crap!"
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"- all right, everyone."
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"the judge will now tally her final scores."
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"- we're totally screwed."
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"they took the two best judges away."
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"- yeah, there's no way that lady judge is voting for us."
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"she was glaring the entire time."
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"- you'll win for sure, heidi."
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"you know how much that judge adores you."
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"- aw, dude, this is hopeless."
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"- [muffled]"
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"- so what?"
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"- so maybe she doesn't know."
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"maybe she doesn't know, kyle!"
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"excuse me, ma'am. i see you're eating chipotle."
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"- oh, yes. it's my favorite fast food."
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"i would eat it every day, except, uh..."
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"- except you can't afford buying all the new underwear?"
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"i'm just gonna have to give it up."
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"- what if you didn't have to give it up?"
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"- excuse me?"
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"- i think you and i"
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"might be able to help each other here today."
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"- and now it is time to announce our grand little miss!"
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"little miss michael jackson!"
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"- yeah! - yeah!"
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"- whoo-hoo! - all right!"
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"- [crying]"
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"[slap] aah!"
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"[michael jackson] - thank you so much for this award."
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"of all the awards i've ever won, this one means the most."
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"i feel like i'm finally at rest."
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"i'm finally at rest!"
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"[ike] - holy [bleep]."
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"- ike! ike, you're back!"
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"- kyle, what the [bleep] is going on?"
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"- it's okay, ike. you're going to be okay."
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"the spirits of the celebrities can now rest."
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"- [yawns]"
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"- whee! i'm free! i'm free!"
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"- hey, he's here! he's here!"
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"[overlapping chatter]"
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"- all right, everyone."
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"[engine starts]"
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"- finally! finally, we can all move on!"
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"- all right, everyone, i'd like to be the first"
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"to welcome you to the gates of hell."
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"unfortunately, hell is a tow-in gate."
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"- aw!"
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"captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com"
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"- mommy!"
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"- i love chipotle,"
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"a little boy in colorado appears to be haunted by celebrities."
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"- sometimes when people die,"
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"and even though the plane isn't taking off,"
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"- hi, billy mays here for the super sweeper."
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"[thud]"
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"ike, you've got to wake up, please!"
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"there you go. that's good."
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"come on, let's play. let's go climb a tree."
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"- okay, here's the one part that really makes no sense to me."
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"- yes, kyle, it's totally normal."
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"- well, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking."
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"- but yo, yo! michael jackson isn't even here anymore!"
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"[michael jackson] - did i do good in the swimsuit category?"
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"it's really important."
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"who had incredible things for people to buy?"
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"[applause]"
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"[shattering glass]"
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"- just ed mcmahon."
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