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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - My Affair Lady (S10E10)

"There are reasons why I can't leave her,"
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"but it is a marriage in name only."
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"I really like you,"
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"I'm sorry, Ax. You're married."
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"I ca-- I can't do it."
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"Nike chairman Mr. Phil Knight."
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"Just do it, Hayley! And others."
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"Hey, you're not Phil Knight. That's right."
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"I'm gonna need a new check made out to Arbuckle T. Boone,"
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"I'm the man who keeps the cast of "Melissa & Joey""
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"from killing themselves weekly."
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"I got you the job. Now I'm getting you the man."
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"You and you, you're a team."
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"I'm gonna start a ham business."
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"Money, hams, whatever you got on you."
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"I really shouldn't negotiate when I'm hungry."
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"♪ what makes you a real lover? ♪"
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"♪ you cannot imagine ♪"
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"♪ how much I want to give to you ♪"
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"♪ hot ♪"
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"So, this is me."
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"And, uh... Oh, I'm right next door."
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"Hope they don't run off in the night together"
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"and someone comes and murders us."
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"Yeah."
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"I guess we should say good night."
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"Well...good night, then."
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"Oh, no. Sorry. I-I thought you --"
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"Oh, no. No, I, uh..."
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"Okay."
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"Don't freak out. Aah!"
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"Speaking of not listening to me,"
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"why are you not next door grinding the Ax?"
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"Ha! I just thought of that."
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"Sometimes they just come to me."
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"I call them little gifts from the universe."
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"She's not with him because she knows it's wrong."
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"I'm beginning to think -- and I'm loath to say this,"
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"But I'm beginning to think"
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"Arbuckle T. Boone is not a good life coach."
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"Hater!"
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"You know, so what if he's married?"
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"I deserve to have someone I like."
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"Ugh, just go do it already."
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"Oh, and record it. Just the audio."
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"I got plenty of video, short on audio."
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"Need more audio."
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"Roger, how can you encourage Hayley to have an affair?"
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"Cheating is wrong."
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"A blond Asian is wrong. Cheating is fun."
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"I know...because I've been on the other side."
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"So, Elsa and I met at university."
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"Oh, I hate it!"
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"We were in love, she and I."
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"And she supported me"
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"through years of constant ski-jump training."
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"The Olympics."
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"would be a roiling cesspool of infidelity."
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"Perfect humans with perfect bodies"
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"I would never wish what happened next on my worst enemy."
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"Lean left! Right!"
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"Left again! Faster!"
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"Not too fast!"
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"I was devastated."
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"So that's why you can't be with a married man."
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"Roger, what are you doing?"
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"Calling my 4-year-old nephew"
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"to tell him he's no longer the worst storyteller I know."
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"Hayley, do you like this guy?"
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"Yeah. B-but --"
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"That's his life coach's problem."
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"All I'm saying is,"
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"Running from drug dealers."
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"So, go next door and get yours."
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"I know this is crazy, but it just feels so right."
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"What?"
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"Aah!"
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"Oh, my God. What the hell's that?"
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"Don't worry."
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"That's your wife? That's who you're married to?"
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"Of course, that's her in her prime."
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"Before the accident."
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"So, you -- you live with your wife?"
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"Like...all the time?"
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"Yeah. I mean, much of the time"
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"she's out of town for her experimental treatments."
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"Yeah. I mean..."
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"You're the wife?!"
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"Oh, you saw the tattoo."
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"But that means you got him naked!"
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"Well, I don't care how disgusting it was"
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"as long as there was 100% insertion."
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"It didn't happen!"
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"Or all the way back to when I married Ax for his money"
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"that would only be voided if he cheated on me?"
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"Oh, look, I told both stories!"
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"See, Klaus? That's how you tell a story."
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"Ugh! I can't believe you, Roger."
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"This was never about me getting my life back on track."
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"Can't she win one for a change?"
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"Wait. Who's Rosalyn?"
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"Rosalyn...Rosalyn..."
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"Yeah."
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"I know I keep coming back here,"
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"I ate something that didn't agree with me"
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"at the goodbye buffet,"
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"Like, if there was an air marshall"
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"I would be in custody for the bombs I brought on board."
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"You look amazing."
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"Ohh!"
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"Ax, get out of here before you crap your pants."
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"Wow. Most couples never achieve that level of honesty."
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"You two obviously have something."
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"I would also have something if you sleep with him."
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"No. I'll give you a 50% cut."
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"I don't need your money. I have a job."
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"Listen up, everybody."
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"Turns out, taking all your employees on a vacation"
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"and blowing 80 grand on hams"
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"is not a smart way to deal with a bad quarter."
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