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Clips from The Simpsons - A Streetcar Named Marge (S04E04)

"- Quiet! - Sorry."
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"I am not an easy man to work for."
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"While directing Hats Off to Hanukkah..."
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"I reduced more than one cast member to tears."
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"Did I expect too much from fourth graders?"
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"The review, "Play Enjoyed By All, '" speaks for itself."
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"Those auditioning for the role of Stanley..."
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"take off your shirts."
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"Take off your shirts!"
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"[ Repeating In French ]"
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"Schnell! Schnell! Schnell!"
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"Uh-uh. Nope. Try joining a gym."
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"Oh, ye gods!"
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"Hey, man, if you like that, you should see my butt."
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"You. You're my Stanley."
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"Hot diggity! How 'bout that, Marge?"
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"- ## [ Singing ] - Next!"
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"- ## [ Singing ] - Next!"
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"- ## [ Singing ] - Next!"
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"- ## [ Singing ] - Thank you for nothing."
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"[ Sighs ] Forget it! just strike the sets."
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"Homie, I didn't get the part."
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"You were right. Outside interests are stupid."
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"Wait a minute."
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"[ Groans ] I'll come home right away."
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"All right. I'll pick up a bucket Of fried chicken, extra skin..."
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"I play an aging Southern beauty who's driven to insanity..."
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"by her brutish brother-in-law, Stanley."
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"I feel like Lucie Arnaz Luckinbill."
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"I don't think so."
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"Bart, don't ask stupid questions."
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"- Is there any frontal nudity? - No, Homer."
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"My name is Helen Lovejoy, and I'll be playing Stella."
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"My name is "Ot-to!" I'm playing "Pab-lo!""
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"Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law."
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"I'm filing a class-action suit against the director..."
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"on behalf of everyone who was cut from the play."
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"I'll be playing Blanche. I made some peanut butter brownies for everyone."
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"- Well, would anyone else like a bite of banality? - I would."
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"- Stanley-- - Yeah?"
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"You're pulsing with animal lust!"
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"You take Blanche and you fling her roughly to the bed."
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"Roger-dodger."
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"Grr."
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"Aww, isn't that cute!"
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"And me without a camera."
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"Here. My sister runs a day care center."
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"Hmm. I guess a few weeks wouldn't hurt her."
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"Maggie is allergic To strained pears..."
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"and she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time."
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"A bottle? [ Laughs ]"
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"Mrs. Simpson, do you know what a baby's saying when she reaches for a bottle?"
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"- "Ba-ba?" - She's saying, "I am a leech.""
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"Our aim here is to develop the bottle within."
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"That sounds awfully harsh."
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"Mrs. Simpson, I don't like to toot my own horn..."
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"but we're the only day care center in town..."
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"that's not currently under investigation by the state."
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"Oh. Well, be a good girl, Maggie."
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"#You're a dame and I'm a fella #"
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"# Stanley, stop or I'll tell Stella #"
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"Passion, Mrs. Simpson. Anger."
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"- This man disgusts you! - #All I want is one embrace #"
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"Mm. Mm. Mm!"
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"[ Chuckles ] Here, Marge, let me. Hate to be an armchair Blanche..."
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"but I always gave it one of these--"
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"- There. There's the ol' face-shredder. - Oh."
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"Mrs. Simpson, if you set out to push the bile to the tip of my throat..."
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"mission accomplished!"
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"I'm, uh-- I'm gonna crawl into bed with a bottle of amaretto."
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"Good day."
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"[ Homer] Easy, easy. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes-- D'oh!"
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"[ Electronic Voice ] 7-1 0 split."
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"Homer, can you run some lines with me?"
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"- Make Bart do it. - It'll just take a sec."
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"You see, Marge, while you're Off in your own little world..."
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"you forgot that other people have problems too."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"####[Action Movie Theme]"
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"[ Objects Crashing ]"
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"All right, let "ham-ateur" night in Dixie commence."
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"I just don't see why Blanche should shove a broken bottle in Stanley's face."
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"Couldn't she just take his abuse with gentle good humor?"
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"Marge, your ride's here."
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"Homer, it'll just be a few minutes more!"
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"#You're a dame and I'm a fella #"
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"Marge. Marge! I'm asking For white-hot rage..."
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"Hey, there's some quarters in here."
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"I just don't see what's so bad about Stanley."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Stanley is thoughtless, violent and loud."
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"he is crushing your fragile spirit."
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"Whoo-hoo! Come to papa."
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"Marge, I'll be out in the car."
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"#All I want is one embrace #"
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"- [Car Horn Honking] - Marge, move it or lose it."
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"# I'll twist this bottle in your face #"
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"Aaah!"
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"Ned, you're supposed to overpower her."
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"I'm trying. I'm trying. [ Straining ]"
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"- Salt me. - [ Southern Accent ] Here you are, Homer."
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"What the-- Why are you talking like that?"
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"The play's tomorrow night. [ With Accent ] I've got to stay in character."
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"- [ With Accent ] Would it help if I talked like this too? - It might."
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"That really doesn't help, Bart."
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"Big Daddy, would y'all mind passin' a lil' ol' biscuit?"
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"Can I slog off school tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver."
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"I'm livin' in a cuckoo clock!"
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"Oh, see you later, kids. I've got to go rehearse with Ned."
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"But, Marge, what about dessert?"
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"For God's sakes, you can pull the lid off your own can of pudding!"
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"Fine. I will!"
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"[ Screeches ] Oh, no."
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"So I can open my own can Of pudding, can I?"
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"Shows what you know, Marge."
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"Marge!"
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"Keep yelling, you big ape."
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"Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie?"
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"Oh, forget about him. Let's rehearse the bottle scene."
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"Oh! Let's not and say we did. Hmm?"
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