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Clips from Friends - The One with the Birthing Video (S08E08)

"- Oh, thank God! - Oi."
Friends
"Come in!"
Friends
"Hi. I'm sorry to barge in on your Valentine."
Friends
"I had to get away from the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross."
Friends
"Oh, great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear..."
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"Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see?"
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"RACHEL: Mm-hm. - It's here."
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"Oh, and we should warn you before you watch it. Don't watch it."
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"Why, you saw it? Is it scary?"
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"Let's just say it's ironic how footage of someone being born..."
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"...can make you want to kill yourself."
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"Now, wait, now I'm all freaked out. You guys will watch it with me?"
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"No, but I will leave a sweater that smells like me right next to you."
Friends
"She's right. Of course not."
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"Honey, get the tape."
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"This reminds me of a very specific part of the tape."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Okay. Ahem."
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"[WOMAN ON TV MOANS]"
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"Oh, my."
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"[WOMAN SCREAMS]"
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"MAN: All right, baby. One more time."
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"Why is that baby torturing that woman?"
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"Why have I seen this thing three times?"
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"It's still beautiful."
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"- I'm so sorry for you! - Oh, my God!"
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"- You guys! You guys, look! - What? Did her ass explode?"
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"No, the baby's out. Look. Look."
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"Look at those little fingers and toes."
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"- Oh, Rach. - Screw you! You don't have to do it!"
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"- Hey. - Hey! What..."
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"- What's up? - Uh, Mona just dumped me."
Friends
"Oh, man, I'm sorry. Why?"
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"I didn't tell her I got Rachel pregnant."
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"I gave her a key to my apartment and then had the locks changed."
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"Then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me."
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"In a way, I judge her for not breaking up with me sooner."
Friends
"Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here?"
Friends
"What's going on, huh? Girl trouble? Heh."
Friends
"- Sort of. Ha, ha. - Really?"
Friends
"You don't have to seem so happy about it."
Friends
"- Sorry. Well, uh, maybe I can help. - Oh, I..."
Friends
"Whatever it is, I am sure it has happened to me."
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"- So anyway, uh, what is it? - Forget about it. It's no big deal."
Friends
"- Come on, what is it? - It's nothing."
Friends
"Hey, it's me. Why can't you tell me?"
Friends
"Okay. Uh, sit down. Um..."
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"There's this woman that I like a lot."
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"But, uh, it can't happen."
Friends
"She's not a Tribbiani?"
Friends
"No!"
Friends
"So, uh... So is she someone from work?"
Friends
"Yes."
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"Well, um, does she like you?"
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"Sometimes I think maybe she could."
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"But it doesn't matter, I can't do anything about it."
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"It's complicated."
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"She was with this other guy. For a long time."
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"And, uh..."
Friends
"So, uh, this guy she used to go out with, is he still in love with her?"
Friends
"- No, I don't think so. - Okay."
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"Yeah, he's the best."
Friends
"- Then talk to him. He might be fine. - I don't know."
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"It's worth finding out, if you really like her."
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"I do, so much."
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"I can't stop thinking about her. I can't sleep..."
Friends
"Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it."
Friends
"How often does this happen to you? You owe it to yourself."
Friends
"Here's your warm milk."
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"I'm gonna put the bourbon in it at home."
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"Yeah."
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"Anyway, seriously, just talk to the guy, okay?"
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"Let me know how it goes."
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"It's Rachel."
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"RACHEL: You're gonna have a baby and you need to be prepared."
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"You're gonna make yourself watch the whole thing. Just do it!"
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"WOMAN [ON TV]: Heh, I came to the big city to become a star."
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"- I'll do anything to make that happen. MAN [ON TV]: Anything?"
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"RACHEL: Hmm. Maybe it starts with how she gets pregnant."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"Ow! Oh, God, it hurts!"
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"Oh, the dilating!"
Friends
"So, what'd you tell him?"
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"Yeah. Did I just throw this?"
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"Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentine's Day?"
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"You know, actually, once I got dumped during sex."
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