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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Fifty-One Percent (S05E05)

"Whoa. Why would we need that?"
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"Fuck, yeah!"
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"had you not walked out on us."
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"with Jian-Yang this whole time?"
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"Three..."
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"one..."
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"- I find it annoying. - Kiss my piss."
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"for your network, don't you?"
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"There's another floor?"
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"unlike K-Hole,"
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"Sorry, I don't mean to rain on the parade."
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"Besides, this would help you out too, right?"
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"Sorry, but we're never gonna finish in time."
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"- We tried calling you. - A hundred times."
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"Thanks for the help, Gavin."
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"Are we set?"
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"And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour!"
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"Yes."
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"Mmm, I see."
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"♪ Follow me I'm the Pied... ♪"
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"So..."
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"he was outmaneuvered by a Chinese man named Yao."
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"Yao? Who the fuck is Yao?"
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"- Has to be. - I'm sorry, what?"
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"A 51..."
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"They can delete all of our users,"
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"And I held out hopes for our experiment in the Yukon Territories."
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"into their own pool."
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"Danny, find shortcuts to deploy a new consensus protocol."
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"Anyway, call me back and we'll, uh,"
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"Thank you. Bye."
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"and they don't really enforce the speed limit."
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"Fuck your Volt. I'll drive."
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"And what if you call Dana from Quiver?"
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"He doesn't even notice, okay?"
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"so people are beta testing their new gear."
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"they never did."
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"I'm not a moron."
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"Okay, I'll see you in a bit."
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"Right now, we're in a standoff."
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"and take control of this little shit's network."
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"Well, he's actually leaving Hooli. They're firing him."
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"And..."
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"Indeed."
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"Come on, that caps me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance"
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"Officer, hi."
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"Well, look at that."
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"- Scott... - Wait."
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"Pied Piper."
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"Fuck him!"
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"- Cheers. - For me?"
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"It's a little bright."
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"What did I keep saying?"
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"Kiss my piss."
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"Right?"
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"We've been exploring the viability"
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"But since Gavin is holding off Yao, we can't lose either."
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"In exchange for deleting your principal competition,"
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"Come on, guys. Where the fuck are you?"
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"Yes, we don't like it."
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"Fuck yeah!"
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"_"
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"Oh, shit."
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"They're not helping us. They're attacking us."
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"Could you write a patch that kicks all of Yao's users off the network?"
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"What is our status?"
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"Look, Monica, I will do the ICO,"
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"_"
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"Thank you!"
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"_"
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"I just walked in here normally."
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"_"
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"and signing them onto our network."
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"Wonderful. Call me when we hit 51%."
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"to my seven developers,"
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"Stroll?"
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"Look at you, you're sitting here, regretting it."
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"You lost your company?"
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"till we lose control of the network?"
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"of an acquisition with Amazon."
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"Gavin's making ice cream."
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"but I could probably get that done in eight hours."
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"Boo-yah!"
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"When did you get here?"
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"to give Gilfoyle some breathing room and..."
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"Holden, give me that fucking mallet right now!"
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"I'm not a witch. Now spit out the kimchi"
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"The beauty of our decentralized Internet"
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"Dick, where are you?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"_"
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"- Oh! Monica, hey. - Hey."
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"Yes."
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"You still need an American partner"
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"How about a little ice cream?"
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"He's a... he's a total..."
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"on the latest batch of device IDs?"
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"I-I know we didn't have the budget we wanted to get here."
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"What?"
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"I have Colin!"
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"Yes, I know."
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"to 80 kilowatts."
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"Old Pipey thing."
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"How would you like to die today, motherfucker?"
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"Monica."
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"for a few years."
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"Will you shut the fuck up?"
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"To date,"
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"which took their game and totally bailed on us."
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"So you just do whatever Laurie says, huh?"
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"most capable, motivated laborers"
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"We've got all 63 distributed systems engineers on the job, Gavin."
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"We just crushed the patch, Pipers!"
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"Jesus, Jared. You really did a number on that kid."
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"You heard me. Kiss my piss."
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"Now Yao can't get to 51%. Where are we with the patch?"
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"But no one has stolen our software."
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"by one entity,"
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"Four,"
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"Holden! Get the fuck down!"
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