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Clips from 30 Rock - Season 4 (S04E04)

"But I can destroy you."
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"If the pages are not back at work tomorrow morning,"
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"I am shutting down the page program."
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"You wouldn't."
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"No, no."
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"Because I've had the Cheesy Blasters for three days."
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"You know what I want, sir."
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"The strike is over!"
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"A piece of paper that I can't really tell you about!"
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"Wait."
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"♪ It's tennis night in America ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause here in real America, it's tennis night ♪"
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"Slawomir Mleczko versus Kryzsztof Mlynarkiewicz."
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"Which is, of course, the name of this restaurant,"
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"in the rest of America."
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"All right, Cheesy Blasters!"
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"♪ You take a hot dog ♪"
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"♪ Fold it in a pizza ♪"
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"And then, Meat Cat flies away on his, um... skateboard."
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"and your parent company is struggling with it."
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"Why, because we've lost touch with the heartland."
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"With the real America."
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"When was the last time any of you worked for the minimum wage?"
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"Well, before I made it as a stand-up,"
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"but you've been rich for a long time."
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"You know how on St. Bart's,"
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"people be eating their lobsters like this?"
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"Really?"
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"into watching your lefty, homoerotic propaganda hour yet."
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"Well..."
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"Uh, Lemon, how soon can you start the talent search?"
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"Well, T.G. S. needs to find someone"
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"who can appeal to a broader audience."
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"Those two do not test well outside the cities."
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"Right, Josh, I forgot about that guy."
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"You think that's a good sign?"
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"Oh, Jack, please."
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"Don't make me look for a new cast member."
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"Lemon, this is a financial necessity."
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"is reaching out to the middle of the country."
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"Our new mammogram machine is called the "Git-Er-Done 2000"."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Remember when Jenna thought that blonde intern"
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"I'm studying acting and singing."
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"And someday, I'm going to be just like you."
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"No one can know about this."
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"Know about what?"
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"Pete's stealing money."
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"Hm."
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"Thank you, Kenneth."
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"Sir, I have a problem with my time card."
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"So naturally, you came to me"
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"because this company is just the two of us."
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"I received a memo saying that"
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"we've had to cut overtime for pages."
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"It's just that I always work more than 16 hours,"
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"so I would be signing my name to a lie."
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"As the Hill People say, "Parcell gaw say del go up de saw say.""
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"We've all had to make sacrifices, Kenneth."
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"to one guy and an envelope stuffing machine."
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"Elizabeth, I have your paycheck."
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"Okay, I guess we leave separately and then meet there?"
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"Well, luckily, everybody here is dumb,"
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"and you and I are good at lying."
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"Nothing."
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"Jeez, I was just joking."
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"You two have built a protective shell around me"
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"like a hermit crab or a mermaid boobie."
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"And now, I've lost touch with the common man!"
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"Eek, who is that?"
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"You said you wanted an ordinary person to reconnect with."
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"Oh, hey, guy, come on in."
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"So Rolly, where are you from?"
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"Right on, my brother."
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"My dear friend, Moby, opened up a tea house in Park Slope."
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"Hey, Rolly."
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"You ever lose your remote control?"
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"Yeah."
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"And then your wife starts getting all mad"
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"in the shape of your face is getting rained on?"
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"I like you, Rolly."
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"Can I feel the rough skin on your hands?"
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"Sorry about that."
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"What do you mean, that was weird?"
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"You've sheltered me too much."
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"I'm going out on the street,"
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"Right."
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"someone else's paycheck."
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"John Francis Donaghy."
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"And no overtime."
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"So many zeros."
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"Oh, well, we're going two separate places."
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"No, nothing is ever weird now."
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"Oh, hey, Liz, you want to share a cab?"
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"I'm picking up my "new tritionist" and his elderly son."
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"Pete, are you driving uptown?"
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"Love you too!"
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"Bye!"
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"Good morning, Mr. Donaghy."
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"Well, sir, we pages and I feel"
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"that me and they are not being treated fairly"
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"as regards paychecking."
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"We demand that you give us back our overtime."
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"Sir, I accidentally saw your paycheck."
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"That's where you're wrong, Kenneth."
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"It's extremely American."
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"My talents are more valuable than yours,"
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"so I'm paid accordingly."
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"Therefore, I'm entitled to my bonus."
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"You said there was no extra money."
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""Bonus" means "extra"."
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"I know that from game shows."
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"I didn't lie, Kenneth."
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"What do you need to move past this?"
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"Well, sir, you made a liar out of me"
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"that says, "I am a big, ol' liar.""
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"I am in the middle of a raging period!"
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"Of economic turmoil."
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"Page strike!"
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"What do we want?"
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