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Clips from South Park - Cow Days (S02E02)

"Hey if you guys wanna great ride, get in this line. It's only 7 tickets."
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"We can't. We're saving our money for the balls in Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth game."
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"Come on you guys! It'll be sweet!"
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"- This ride better be good. - Yeah this line is way too long."
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"- Did you enjoy the ride? - What ride?"
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"This was the line ride. A real life simmulator of a long line."
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"- Come see us again soon! - My ass we will!"
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"Well Cartman, this is just my opinion, but I think the line ride sucked donkey balls!"
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"Yeah, let's not ride that ride again."
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"- How much? - Just 3 dollars."
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"- Ok, 5 dollars for 3 balls. - How much do we have left Cartman?"
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"You son of a bitch!!!"
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"Well Cartman, thanks to you we don't have any money left to win the Terrance and Phillip dolls."
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"- Well I'm sorry! - Sorry's not good enough! What are you gonna do about it?"
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"Hey, I bet Kenny has some food stamps on him! - What, these?"
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"- Sir, will you take food stamps for 3 balls? - Sure as long as they're good."
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"Give em your food stamps Kenny."
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"Come on dude! I can do it! I'm sure!"
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"I'm gonna die without fucking food stamps! I have nothing to eat without any food stamps!"
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"Damn it Kenny! Don't be such a food stamphog. Share with the rest of your friends."
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"Ok here we go."
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"- Hey! That was right on target! - Sorry kid, try again."
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"- I'm declaring Shenanigans on you. This game is rigged. - Shenanigans?"
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"- What's all the hoo-hah? - Officer Barbrady,"
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"I wanna declare Shenanigans on this carnival operator."
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"Here you go."
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"- There you see we have a winnah! - It worked!"
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"Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people,"
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"that's how wars get started! - Sorry Officer Buttbaby."
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"- Barbrady! - Oh I'm sorry what did I say?"
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"You said buttbaby."
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"No dude, I want the Terrance and Phillip dolls up there."
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"You win 7 Bon Jovi toothpicks, then you can trade em in for the Terrance and Phillip dolls."
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"You dirty son of a bitch! You never told us we had to win...."
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"Step on up! Just 5 dollars to play!"
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"Damn it I have to have those dolls!"
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"It's hopeless we're never gonna have enough money to win."
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"Think about it dude. 5000 dollars. That's 1000 set of balls, that's 3000 balls!"
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"We'd HAVE to win enough to get the dolls!"
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"What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?"
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"And either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your fucking head open!"
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"Ok... I'll get on a bull."
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"Alright, now come on you have to practice!"
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"You're right, I'm sorry honey. I'll try and have a good time."
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"Alright, this mechanical bull is gonna help you practice for the real thing Cartman."
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"Hey this is sweet."
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"We'll start on the slowest setting and work our way up. Ready? Go!"
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"Damn it. That wasn't 10 seconds Cartman, you have to do better than that."
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"Seriously... help..."
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"- What'd you say Cartman? - Hate you guys...."
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"Be careful with old Bob here. He ain't much for ridin anymore, but he's all I got."
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"Well he'll have to do. Cartman has to get some practice with a real bull. - Well have fun boys."
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"- Ok Cartman, you ready? - No..."
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"Open the gates!"
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"Hey hey, get down. This is my kind of bull ride."
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"- That's better. - Hold on, Cartman."
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"Get up Cartman, you're still not staying on long enough."
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"Come on Cartman."
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"Oh my god! They killed Cartman!"
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"Get up!!"
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"Ca..cartman...hell..loo...."
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"Dude, I think we broke him."
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"Boys I'm afraid your fat little friend has suffered head trauma. - What's the matter with him?"
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"- But can he still ride a bull? - What?"
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"We need him to win the bullriding contest so we can get"
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"- No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep. - Damn it!"
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"Yeah dude, let's get his ass to the rodeo."
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"Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this."
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"Now whoever stole our Golden Cow Memorial, we're gonna find you and kill you!"
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"and there'll be no questions asked."
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"You're the only ones with the reason to take our beloved cow memorial."
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"Where are we going to put a 60 foot tall statue of a cow?"
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"- I think maybe you'll answer that downtown, tourists. - Oh my god!"
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"- You think he can ride the bull? - Yeah I think so. - Cool!"
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"Hora... sojuboy... me so horny. Me love you long time."
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"- No way kid! You're grossing me out! - Huro saki saki!!"
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"Beat it kid! Come on honey."
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"Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!"
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"- Geezes dude. - Hey, where's Cartman?"
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"- It's so cold here. - Where is that Sherriff? We need water!"
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"- Oh well let's try to make the best of it Mary. - You're right, we're not being positive."
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"- At least we get some time alone. - Yeah and at least we've got our health."
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"That's what they've been doing all morning. Sittin there and mooing."
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"Well I ain't never seen this before it neither. But I know one thing,"
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"Welcome to the Annual Bull Riding Rodeo!"
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"Once again the Bull Riding event, grand prize 5000 dollars!"
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"Kenny, where the hell is Cartman?"
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"- I dunno! I couldn't find him! - He's up in like 20 minutes!"
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"There he is!"
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"Alright? Bad cows! You hear me? BAD COWS!!!"
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"Hya. Get along little doggies."
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"- I reckon we should get some help. - I reckon."
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"Yeah, then those Terrance and Phillip dolls will be ours."
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"3,2,1!"
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"I'm starting to think that maybe it's wrong to put someone"
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"Whoa, and this Vietnamese prostitute can really ride a bull!"
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"Ahhh! Ten dolla! 10 dolla socia boy!"
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"And this brave little whore from the East, has really put on a show for us today!"
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"The winner of the bullriding contest, Ming Li!"
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"Ya hear that cows? You're surrounded! There's no way out!"
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"You will now all march in an ordely fashion, into this trailer! Now Move!!!"
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"Hey where is she going? That's the wrong way you stupid cow!"
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"They're killing themselves!"
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"Stop please!"
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"Can't we do anything???"
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"How many balls does that get us?"
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"- You will? - Wow, why'd you get so cool all of a sudden?"
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"We did it! You see Cartman? You won us the Terrance and Phillip dolls!"
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"Shenanigans! Shenanigans!!!! SHENANIGANS!!!!!!"
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"- This whole carnival is a ripoff!! - You know, uh excuse me, but I agree."
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"- Chamber of farts isn't scary at all. - Yeah and the food is terrible!"
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"Hey it's just a stupid rodeo, what do you expect?"
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"Ok ok, let's calm down. People of South Park,"
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"do you declare shenanigans on the carnival people?"
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"What the hell are you talkin about? This whole town is screwy."
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"Well that settles it. Everybody grab a broom! It's Shenanigans!!!"
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"You found it! You found the memorial!"
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"Well perhaps one day cows will learn that cults are never a good thing."
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"I need a cold beer and a burger."
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"- Sounds like somebody declared shenanigans. - Oh hell I have to run home and get my broom!"
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