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Clips from South Park - Imaginationland: Episode III (S11E11)
"Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, okay?"
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"Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split."
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"Cartman, will you shut up?"
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"A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place."
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"This time, in our imagination."
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"sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on."
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"We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,"
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"but, two days ago, there was a terrorist attack on our imagination,"
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"and now our imaginations are running wild."
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"Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told?"
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"By attacking our imagination,"
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"the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot."
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"And we've determined that the best course of action"
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"is to nuke our imagination."
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"Is nuking our imagination really prudent?"
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"Aren't there other more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control?"
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"Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal"
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"We tried that! And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters!"
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"Ouch."
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"The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real,"
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"That's bullcrap, man! You can't nuke our imagination!"
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"Don't nuke our imagination, bro!"
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"Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination?"
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"a precedent that imaginary characters are real."
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"I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski,"
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"in which a U.S. found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun."
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"Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case."
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"That's right, Steven, yeah."
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"Oh for the love of God!"
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"Stan! Dude, is that you?"
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"Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you."
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"No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination."
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"Oh that makes sense."
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"Dude, what's happening?"
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"I'm in like a gumdrop forest."
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"I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye."
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"There's no time left! You have to get control of your imagination,"
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"and bring Santa back now!"
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"Santa. Santa."
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"Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard."
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"Red suit, white beard. Santa!"
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"How does that look?"
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"Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame?"
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"A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination!"
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"The Supreme Court has ruled with the military"
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"that imaginary things are officially not real,"
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"and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them."
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"- Thank you. - Oh no."
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"This of course overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past,"
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"including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case."
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"What?"
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"So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation,"
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"one they are calling "Operation Nuke the Imagination"
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""Through the Imagination Doorway.""
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"Kyle? What's happening?"
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"The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland."
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"What?! You can't let them do that!"
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"What is that? Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone!"
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"Stan? Stan?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked!"
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"No, I don't! The decision was overturned."
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"- We had a deal, Kyle! - Yeah, that leprechauns were real!"
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"And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right!"
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"It's over! I don't have to suck your balls!"
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"It isn't over!"
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"It isn't over, Kyle!"
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"I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet!"
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"Before this day is over! You will suck my balls!"
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"I swear it!"
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"We need more spinach for Popeye."
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"We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them!"
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"Quickly, Santa! They need you on the battlefield!"
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"Oh, all right."
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"Now you see your potential, young Creator."
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"But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day!"
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"This area is restricted, little boy."
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"Please, I need to talk to the people inside."
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"Get behind the line with the other protesters."
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"No nukes in our imagination, bro!"
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"You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland."
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"I can hear him in my head!"
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"You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off!"
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"- Stop that nuke! - Stop that nuke!"
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"Stop that nuke!"
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"What's going on here?"
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"It's their only way to kill man-bear-pig."
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"Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls!"
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"Aslan! We're losing the battle!"
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"We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but..."
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"Now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps."
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"Cavity Creeps?"
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"We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!"
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"- What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? - Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control."
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"Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel!"
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"Yes!"
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"His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here."
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"Aslan, we've captured a spy!"
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"He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest!"
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"Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here!"
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"No, no! I got sucked through Project Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon."
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"Project Imagination Doorway?"
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"Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later."
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"The government is about to level this entire place."
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"Why would they nuke Imaginationland?"
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"So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again."
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"We can get Imaginationland under control."
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"The Chosen One just needs more time!"
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"- The Chosen One? - Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key."
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"Missile launch sequence initiated."
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"All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books."
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"- Sir, we have a security breach! - What?"
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"There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, sir. It's coming from sector two!"
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"Sector two?"
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"What the hell do you think you're doing, declaring leprechauns aren't real?"
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"What?"
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"You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real!"
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"Who are you to say what's real?"
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"Think about it: Is blue real? Is love really real?"
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"Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph."
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