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Clips from American Dad! - News Glances with Genevieve Vavance (S09E09)

"It can be anything we want to know."
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"That's great, honey."
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"that if you can stump a sex-ed teacher,"
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"you become the sex-ed teacher."
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"Hey. Did you guys know that there's a landmass"
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"made up of garbage that's floating in the Pacific Ocean?"
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"just to throw away that manly jacket."
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"So, today, I start my new job for a local news reporter"
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"with a brand-new show."
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"Oh, that sounds hard."
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"about Garbage Island and so many other things."
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"People need to know the dangers of eating non-organic fruit"
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"Hayley! Behind you!"
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"Damn it! One at a time, you guys."
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"Whatever."
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"I'm going out there to make a difference."
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"♪ Your sons and daughters ♪"
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"Oh, come on!"
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"I'm Genevieve Vavance."
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"Tonight on News Glance:"
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"Is heroin the new cure for cancer?"
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"You're late."
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"You're Genevieve Vavance?"
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"I thought I was working for a real reporter."
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"I am a real reporter."
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"First pitch meeting is this afternoon."
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"Prepare to wow me."
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"I love that jacket."
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"All right. It's time for me to answer"
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""I've had sex three times.""
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"Kudos."
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"But that's not a question."
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""What's it called when you kiss someone on the toilet?""
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"Good question."
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"Scientists call that a "San Diego Thank You.""
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""Is it true that, during sex, a woman's uterus can create"
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"Hold up. Hold up."
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"I recognize this handwriting."
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"Okay. Story ideas."
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"but Genevieve Vavance does things a little differently."
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"Now, pitch."
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"How 'bout we do a report on the corruption"
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"We had one?"
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"What happened to her?"
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"She went back to school."
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"Well, I want to do an exposé about Garbage Island."
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"It's a giant mass of trash polluting the Pacific Ocean."
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"You know what's garbage?"
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"Come on, I need something juicy to boost my ratings!"
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"I need a serial killer priest!"
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"I need a senator cheating on his wife with a bagel!"
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"and find me my JonBenét Ramsey!"
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"But Garbage Island is a story that people need to hear."
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"you find me a story that gets me ratings"
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"and I'll let you report on as much idealistic crap as you want."
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"Genevieve? My bagel and I are ready"
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"You have my ear, Senator."
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"Today was awful."
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"Someone spray painted"
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""Steve Smith thinks vaginas suck","
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"on my locker."
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"So what? People think you're gay."
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"I wish!"
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"No one thinks I'm sexual at all,"
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"because of the stupid question I asked in class."
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"My day was worse."
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"I-I wanted to make a difference in the world,"
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"but he just wants a missing kid to sensationalize."
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"I'd kill to disappear right now."
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"Wait a minute..."
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"What if you did disappear?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"and we hide you away for a week,"
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"Roger gets his missing person story"
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"and then I get to do my exposé on Garbage Island."
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"That's great!"
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"By the time I get back,"
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"everyone will have forgotten all about"
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"my ignorance of the fairer sex!"
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"I'm not as concerned about"
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"Y-You sure you'll be okay?"
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"Of course! I'll be fine."
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"Geez, Steve."
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"Four gallons of Lubriderm?"
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"You try living with eczema."
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"All right."
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"Hello?"
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"Steve is missing?!"
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"How horrible for him."
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"They said I wasn't good enough for television."
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"How do you like me now, voices in my head?"
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"There's no pleasing you guys!"
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"No, not you, Marc."
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"You're always super positive."
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"This is News Glance"
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"with Genevieve Vavance."
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"Sad news out of Langley Falls tonight,"
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"stunningly gorgeous high school student,"
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"Steve Smith, has gone missing."
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"Athletic. Chiseled. Missing."
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"All we know right now is that Steve was last seen at home"
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"This isn't some ugly kid who went missing. No."
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"To fully understand the weight of this tragedy,"
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""It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday","
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"♪ And I'll take... ♪ ♪ Take with me ♪"
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"♪ To yesterday. ♪ ♪ Day. ♪"
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"And now, a word from our sponsor,"
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"You can lead a horse to water,"
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"but you can't make him party."
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"Unless you have BeerWater!"
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"This is great, right?!"
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"I just saw the early ratings"
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"of the Taiwanese prayer breakfast numbers."
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"Yeah. Listen, now that I got you your hot story,"
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"I get to do my report on Garbage Island, right?"
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"♪ It's so hard... ♪"
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"What the hell is that?"
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"have... vigil. ♪ To yesterday. ♪"
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"Officer, please, find our baby boy."
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