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Clips from South Park (1997) - The Return of COVID (S24E24)

"you do all this to protect us. This isn't you, my love."
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"I can't let him change the past. I can't lose you."
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"leave it to chance or we're no better than he is."
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"Guys, if I'm in the past it's pretty foggy!"
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"And I'm supposed to be your protector."
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"I have faith that God will see my family through this."
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"Okay, Kyle."
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"You do whatever it is you need to do."
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"Eric, the baby!"
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"(laughs) Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!"
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"(zapping)"
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"Oh, shit."
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"The where? The school?"
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"There's gonna be vaccines at the school?"
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"M'kay, I'll be right there! Where are you gonna--"
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"Uh, excuse me!"
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"Okay."
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"He's out getting vaccinated."
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"and fuck shit up-- you wanna join us?"
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"Fuck yes, I wanna join you."
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"You know we can't get into the school!"
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"-He what? -Wow."
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"I got in the chair right after you."
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"This isn't the plan anymore! Do not kill Kyle."
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"What the fuck is going on?"
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"Fuck you! You're a fuckin' dickhead!"
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"Kyle, it's true!"
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"Cartman gets a happy life"
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"but you don't-- you lose everything"
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"Shalom sachem, Clyde."
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"(gunfire)"
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"Jesus Christ!"
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"That means Kenny still was bummed out we weren't friends,"
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"went back in time, and we still went in after him."
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"So then we're stuck here in the past."
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"we can't ever stop COVID from happening."
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"But what we can control... is how we all reacted to it."
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"So we all took different paths because that's what humans do."
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"(farting on TV)"
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"-(laughter on TV) -(doorbell rings)"
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"We've come here to show you something very important."
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"This is a picture of you... farting in P.E. class."
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"Oh, yes. You did."
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"Me?"
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"Your presence is requested, sir."
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"* Now when do I start to feel again *"
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"* I forgive you, I forgive me *"
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"* And the home *"
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"-* Of the * -Whoa!"
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"This is amazing!"
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"(cheering)"
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"* With a brand-new attitude... *"
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"Oh..."
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"* I forgive you, I forgive me *"
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"* If I hate you, what does that do *"
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"You did the best you could during the pandemic, honey."
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"I just didn't understand."
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"-...be sorry. -I totally forgive you!"
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"We gotta get some more of this stuff."
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"* Couple of kids... *"
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"let's storm the Capitol!""
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"And it was a bad idea and we were just,"
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"you know, we were just going a little bonkers there."
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"and I can't do Space Jam 2."
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"And nobody's gonna make Space Jam 2!"
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"-Yeah! -ALL: Yeah!"
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"-Yeah! -(cheering)"
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"Look, everyone, Stan's back!"
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"BOTH: Uncle Stan!"
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"For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys."
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"for combining dark matter and breast implants!"
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"What a fantastic audience. Wow."
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"or their sister."
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"Hey, Stan."
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"Yeah, just here for the holidays."
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"Butters, you're still working here, huh?"
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"Dude, he's here."
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"Fuck you guys! You can suck my fucking dick!"
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"We can't spend another holiday feeling bad for Eric."
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"There's nothing that could have changed the path he was on."
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"Fuck you, Butters!"
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"I don't know..."
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"and made all our futures so very bright, but whatever it was..."
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"God bless us, everyone."
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"ALL: Cheers!"
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"ANNOUNCER: Remember, folks,"
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"weed can't solve all your problems."
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"Tegridy Weed."
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"* *"
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"* *"
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"-So? -So?"
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"(muffled shouting)"
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"then everyone's gonna know she farted in P.E. class!"
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"What proof do you have?"
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"Kenny had his phone out!"
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"Let's go, Nuggets!"
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"(school bell rings)"
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"Kids! Kids, can I have your attention, please."
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"ADULT STAN: Every night I have the same dream,"
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"RANDY: I'm just getting sick of being here every day with you,"
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"* Happy birthday, dear Stan... *"
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"* *"
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"OTHERS: Hi, Grandpa!"
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"RANDY: Isn't it great to see Grandpa, kids?"
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"I hate this stupid farm."
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"In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic."
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"SHARON: Oh, God, no!"
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"The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown"
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"to try and contain the new variant."
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"(siren wailing)"
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"Attention. You are under quarantine."
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"Someone in your community is not vaccinated."
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"Attention. You are under quarantine."
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"Someone in your community is not..."
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"Taste the difference."
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"(soft electronic music playing)"
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"Welcome to Denny's Applebee's Max."
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"Just one joining us today?"
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"Listen to me very carefully"
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"and try not to change your expression."
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