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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Party Crasher (S04E04)

"I'm just trying to stay fresh creatively, you know?"
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"Made my bones in men's apparel,"
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"and now I'm working with these local boutiques-"
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"just trying to get into girls' jeans."
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"- Phil! - There's no Phil here."
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"These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be Pantsarella."
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"Boom! Comfortable, right?"
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"Well, we should get going. Oh, yeah?"
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"Um, but you wanted to say... something."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Yes. Okay."
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"You made it seem like you had jeans for both of us,"
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"and Claire hasn't gotten hers yet, so-"
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"I am so sorry. Don't worry about it."
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"Here you go."
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"Enjoy. Kenny, you're amazing."
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"No, man, you're amazing. Have fun."
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"I love him."
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"Phil! You think he liked me?"
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"Phil! That is a date. They're going on a date."
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"What? He's practically my age. Okay. Uh, yeah. Right, right."
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"And what middle-aged guy would be interested..."
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"in a young, attractive, newly legal woman?"
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"Oh, that's right. All of them."
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"That's not true. I wouldn't."
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"What? Mm-hmm."
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"I'm just a Harry Potter fan. Yeah."
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"Has she blossomed into a lovely young lady? Yes, but-"
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"Luke, I'm never telling you anything!"
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"Oh, my God, Jay! Look how beautiful."
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"That's why China's kicking our ass."
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"We're so late, and we still have to pick up the drinks."
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"Excuse me. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me."
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"Sir? This is my cake right here."
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"- If I did that for you, I'd have to do it for everyone. - Not if you just did it for me."
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"Thirty-three! Excuse me."
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"Excuse me. Hmm. We're in a hurry. We have a birthday party."
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"You think you can intimidate me with that attitude?"
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"- What do I look like to you? - Thirty-four!"
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"Thank you. But the point is that my son is waiting-"
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"Gloria, it's not worth it. We don't need these people. Jay, we need-"
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"Come on. We'll get a better cake."
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"Are you crazy? How are we gonna-"
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"I've got it covered. Excuse me, miss?"
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"especially in front of the baby."
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"Oh, you're so nice to say that."
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"- In fact, every day I learn these little- - Yeah, take care now."
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"Hey, honey."
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"Oh, it's a present for Manny."
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"And I also got your other daddy a little something..."
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"'cause he's been feeling down today."
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"- How's your eye, sweetie? - Oh, it's fine. It's just a scratch."
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"Let's go this way, honey. Oh, Cam, are you wearing a suit to Manny's birth-"
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"Oh, wow."
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"I like it. Okay, that can be your "something blue" then."
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"Cam?"
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"Daddy, I wanna drive my car. A car? Oh. A car."
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"Just a second, sweetie. Okay."
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"Does anyone know a reason why these two shouldn't be wed?"
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"- She is my wife. - Okay, so by the power vested in me..."
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"- by the State of Candy Land- - And Utah."
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"I now pronounce you husband and wife."
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"Daddy, I wanna play with my car right now."
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"Okay. Of course. Yes, sweetie."
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"But remember, we have to walk down the receiving line."
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"Oh. Oh, what a turnout."
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"There she goes."
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"You got her a car? I can't help it that you skimped on your wedding."
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"Okay, look, I know what's underneath all this, all right?"
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"Right now, in your life, you're feeling, you know, very-"
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"Lily is having the time of her-"
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"Ow!"
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"- Cam! - Oh, please. Do not blame me."
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"We always knew there was a strong possibility-"
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"She'd be a terrible driver."
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"I know we're running late, Claire. We'll be there soon."
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"Just start setting up. What do you mean, "Surprise, surprise"?"
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"Ay. Hang on. I've gotta go. You take care."
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"What's the matter? Jay, I can't find the parking ticket!"
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"Calm down. Everything's gonna be fine."
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"Good. It's a male attendant. What does that mean?"
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"How would you get out of this situation if I wasn't here?"
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"- Mmm! - Hey, pal, my housekeeper forgot her ticket."
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"You're going to need to back up, go up to the third level and find the pay station."
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"Ay, you can't just let us go?"
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"I know I put it somewhere here, but I cannot find it now."
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"Pay station, third level."
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"The only way you're going to get out is to go back to the pay station."
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"Actually, there is another way."
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"Let's drive through something else!"
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"The gala celebration is only minutes away."
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"Delectable refreshments, excited classmates."
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"And what's this? The most beautiful sight of all."
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"Go away!"
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"He's old. She's young. It's gross."
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"Honey, nothing's happening. Young people seek out older mentors all the time."
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"When I was 17, I was really close with my friend Stacy's mom."
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"Mrs. Robinson was a former cheerleader,"
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"so she knew just how to massage my legs after practice."
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"She had her own homemade Bengay that didn't burn no matter where she rubbed it on me."
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"If I had the chance to go over there, I never missed an opportunity."
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"I think maybe you did."
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"Oh, I forgot the present in the car."
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"Oh. All right. I'm gonna go take a squirt while you grab it."
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"Oh, my God. Hey!"
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"I know! Just-"
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"It's crazy!"
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"I'm gonna fight him. Phil."
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"No, Claire, I'm gonna fight him up real nice."
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"How about you start with a threat?"
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"Oh, hey, Claire. Um, could you help me with this? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah."
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"You gotta go around the other side."
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"I need to keep my eyes on Phil. Ooh, what's happening?"
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"He's about to drop the hammer on Haley's new boyfriend."
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"He's twice her age, and it's disgusting."
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"Reminds me of a certain manager at the Cheesecake Factory that you dated."
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"Oh, Todd. He had a Camaro... and power."
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"Yeah, well, look how well that worked out."
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"It didn't bother Dad at all, and then I was stuck with a guy..."
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"who smelled like potato skins and said "supposably.""
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