Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Simpsons - The Way of the Dog (S31E31)

"Sorry, sorry. Back to the prayer."
The Simpsons
"Okay, now I need to see what set you off."
The Simpsons
"How do you feel about Marge?"
The Simpsons
"(sniffing, panting)"
The Simpsons
"(sighs)"
The Simpsons
"She is comfort. Hmm."
The Simpsons
"-So, what happened? -CLAY: Elaine?"
The Simpsons
"Hello?"
The Simpsons
"The car is here. Tuscany awaits."
The Simpsons
"Oh, Clay."
The Simpsons
"Ugh, I should have called."
The Simpsons
"You know how Mother always wanted you to wear her ring,"
The Simpsons
"but she died at a time when we had no hope."
The Simpsons
"And in my heartache, I let them bury her with it."
The Simpsons
"I know "exhumed""
The Simpsons
"isn't usually the most romantic word, but..."
The Simpsons
"Oh, Clay. I can't marry you now."
The Simpsons
"But I can meet you in Tuscany in a few weeks."
The Simpsons
"I can't compete with a wagging tail."
The Simpsons
"Goodbye, Clay."
The Simpsons
"I want you to know I'm already over you."
The Simpsons
"-(whimpering) -Oh, no, no, not your fault."
The Simpsons
"Human nonsense. Let's get back to work."
The Simpsons
"(cries)"
The Simpsons
"Today, I want you to interact with the pack."
The Simpsons
"Mingle. Sniff a butt you don't know."
The Simpsons
"-(sniffing) -(growling)"
The Simpsons
"Okay, interesting."
The Simpsons
"(barking)"
The Simpsons
"for "that's too simplistic a view of canine psychology.""
The Simpsons
"(barks twice)"
The Simpsons
"Oh, hi. Is that our dog?"
The Simpsons
"(whispers): Or one that looks just like it to fool the kids?"
The Simpsons
"Uh, I would have to say the North Pole?"
The Simpsons
"Wait, Dad? That was the hat I was wearing"
The Simpsons
"the night we got Santa's Little Helper. Remember?"
The Simpsons
"ANNOUNCER: Dog of War coming up fast on the outside..."
The Simpsons
"Aw, can we keep him, Dad? Please?"
The Simpsons
"He's..."
The Simpsons
"a Simpson."
The Simpsons
"Santa's Little Helper was a racing dog?"
The Simpsons
"(scoffs) Not much of one. Even I could beat him."
The Simpsons
"Oh, it's all clear now."
The Simpsons
"Your dog has PTSD."
The Simpsons
"And he has to confront his abuser,"
The Simpsons
"and he's gonna do it right now."
The Simpsons
"Actually, we're in the middle of a holiday brunch, so..."
The Simpsons
"Uh, goodbye, everybody."
The Simpsons
"Let's see if they have HBO GO."
The Simpsons
"I've wanted to watch Euphoria,"
The Simpsons
"but I'm embarrassed to have it in my viewing history."
The Simpsons
"Can I offer you a drink to throw in my face?"
The Simpsons
"I was being sarcastic, naturally."
The Simpsons
"(grunts)"
The Simpsons
"Not all trainers are monsters."
The Simpsons
"Yeah, I remember this mutt. Uh, Santa's Little Helper."
The Simpsons
"-We didn't. -Boy, are you lazy."
The Simpsons
"He was born to one of the fastest in the business,"
The Simpsons
"So naturally, we took him from his mother forever."
The Simpsons
"-That was me. -You cut the line."
The Simpsons
"-(grunting) -Ow. Ow."
The Simpsons
"There. Now we've all had a turn."
The Simpsons
"-Not quite. -(growling)"
The Simpsons
"Ow! Okay, I get it."
The Simpsons
"Boy, suddenly, the guy who tortures dogs is the bad guy."
The Simpsons
"Son of a gun."
The Simpsons
"Uh... (clears throat)"
The Simpsons
"To his, uh, to his mother."
The Simpsons
"Oh, I love happy endings."
The Simpsons
"♪ ♪"
The Simpsons
"Memories ♪"
The Simpsons
"He'll be all right now. (chuckles, sniffles)"
The Simpsons
"(sighs) I better be getting home."
The Simpsons
"I could, uh, use some help."
The Simpsons
"(Marge grumbles softly)"
The Simpsons
"Fine."
The Simpsons
"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH"
The Simpsons
"(yaps)"
The Simpsons
"-Oh. -Ah, damn it."
The Simpsons
"(barks, whines)"
The Simpsons
"BART: Ay, caramba!"
The Simpsons
"It ate my shorts!"
The Simpsons
"'Cause he paid 60 bucks to watch it."
The Simpsons
"We don't even have an HDTV."
The Simpsons
"smudge... smudge."
The Simpsons
"(barks)"
The Simpsons
"(whispers): "Eventually.""
The Simpsons
"a tiger and a dolphin, I am highly offended."
The Simpsons
"Hold my pearls!"
The Simpsons
"Hmm. I feel like the Pixar logo."
The Simpsons
"I built for him."
The Simpsons
"Something I saw in your dog's eyes."
The Simpsons
"Relax in our pile of wet dead leaves"
The Simpsons
"-(thunder crashes) -(whimpering)"
The Simpsons
"So I dug her up and, uh, will you marry me?"
The Simpsons
"Les Moore? Greyhound trainer?"
The Simpsons
"-Yeah, that's me. -Dog abuser!"
The Simpsons
"Oh, he was her favorite."
The Simpsons
"-(loud slap) -Did you just slap me again?"
The Simpsons
"-Here, Maggie. -Ow."
The Simpsons
"It's so great everyone in this family worked out their issues."
The Simpsons
"Bad! Bad!"
The Simpsons
"Hmm. He really likes you."
The Simpsons
"Hey-a, kids. The vet reported your dog as a biter,"
The Simpsons
"(chomps)"
The Simpsons
"(grunts) Dogs... love..."
The Simpsons
"(yaps)"
The Simpsons
"Oh, darn it."
The Simpsons
"(siren wailing)"
The Simpsons
"♪ ♪"
The Simpsons
"Hey. Hello."
The Simpsons
"(excited gibberish)"
The Simpsons
"(both groan)"
The Simpsons
"Get off!"
The Simpsons
"and 'eventually' may be too late.""
The Simpsons
"All of you, bad!"
The Simpsons
"(whines, barks)"
The Simpsons
"Where's he going?"
The Simpsons
"-D'oh! -(doorbell rings)"
The Simpsons