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Clips from Superstore - Tornado (S02E02)

TV Series 2004–2021 Season 2, Episode 22 22 min ★ 7.9/10 (87,489 ratings) 534 clips
Comedy
So we're... we're not sure if it's the same raccoon,
"So we're... we're not sure if it's the same raccoon,"
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Oh, no, no. You guys are fine.
"Oh, no, no. You guys are fine."
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It's just another example of corporate greed run amok.
"It's just another example of corporate greed run amok."
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Last night, I accidently told Amy she was sexy,
"Last night, I accidently told Amy she was sexy,"
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Why would you do that?
"Why would you do that?"
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That's something a crazy person would do.
"That's something a crazy person would do."
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"Hey, you're not sexy."
""Hey, you're not sexy.""
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Walk where?
"Walk where?"
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Asian Alliance?
"Asian Alliance?"
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No, I was saying your name.
"No, I was saying your name."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Uh, uh, uh!
"Uh, uh, uh!"
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I'm sorry, I-I... I'm cleaning it up!
"I'm sorry, I-I... I'm cleaning it up!"
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- Ow! - No, stop!
"- Ow! - No, stop!"
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I'm not a lesbian.
"I'm not a lesbian."
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Why?
"Why?"
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I mean...
"I mean..."
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How about we rank people?
"How about we rank people?"
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The National Weather Service
"The National Weather Service"
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has issued a heightened tornado watch
"has issued a heightened tornado watch"
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- are expected... - Important information
"- are expected... - Important information"
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this fabulous cardigan herself,
"this fabulous cardigan herself,"
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beige, sexy Cabriolet, your lights are on.
"beige, sexy Cabriolet, your lights are on."
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Subtle.
"Subtle."
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I'm just talking how I talk.
"I'm just talking how I talk."
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Dina said she didn't care
"Dina said she didn't care"
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if I'm the one who gets laid off.
"if I'm the one who gets laid off."
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You're sleeping together.
"You're sleeping together."
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Okay, then it's not weird.
"Okay, then it's not weird."
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Okay, so...
"Okay, so..."
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We're just gonna wind up splitting the vote,
"We're just gonna wind up splitting the vote,"
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You're not a slut, Justine, stop trying to seem interesting.
"You're not a slut, Justine, stop trying to seem interesting."
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She stole my boyfriend, and she's bad at zoning.
"She stole my boyfriend, and she's bad at zoning."
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Where'd he go? Mine's already filled out.
"Where'd he go? Mine's already filled out."
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♪ Been that way for all my time ♪
"♪ Been that way for all my time ♪"
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We have an alliance.
"We have an alliance."
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Right, buddy?
"Right, buddy?"
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What is that? What is going on?
"What is that? What is going on?"
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No, guys. It's Color Wars.
"No, guys. It's Color Wars."
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This is just a warning.
"This is just a warning."
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What do we do if the tornado hits us?
"What do we do if the tornado hits us?"
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No, no, no. That's an earthquake.
"No, no, no. That's an earthquake."
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- No... - Hold on to me.
"- No... - Hold on to me."
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there's a tornado warning, and...
"there's a tornado warning, and..."
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I know you know how...
"I know you know how..."
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anyway.
"anyway."
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This kinda puts things in perspective, huh?
"This kinda puts things in perspective, huh?"
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Makes getting fired seem not so bad.
"Makes getting fired seem not so bad."
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No. 'Cause all that money's gonna have to go towards food.
"No. 'Cause all that money's gonna have to go towards food."
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I'm not here to make friends, Cody.
"I'm not here to make friends, Cody."
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Hate the game, not the player.
"Hate the game, not the player."
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You're gonna die alone.
"You're gonna die alone."
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Hmm, guess we'll have to flip for it.
"Hmm, guess we'll have to flip for it."
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Well... who do you want to have the helmet?
"Well... who do you want to have the helmet?"
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All right, so you have a chance to give somebody
"All right, so you have a chance to give somebody"
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Well, nothing, just...
"Well, nothing, just..."
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and you're never supposed to hide under an overpass.
"and you're never supposed to hide under an overpass."
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I'm just talking to comfort you.
"I'm just talking to comfort you."
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It's very strong, it's very sturdy.
"It's very strong, it's very sturdy."
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I...
"I..."
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Well...
"Well..."
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Hey, let's all sing a song.
"Hey, let's all sing a song."
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♪ Horsey's in the barn ♪
"♪ Horsey's in the barn ♪"
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We're gonna be fine.
"We're gonna be fine."
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- The one pack? - Yeah.
"- The one pack? - Yeah."
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Oh, [bleep].
"Oh, [bleep]."
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Dear Lord Jesus,
"Dear Lord Jesus,"
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The festive designs from Caribbean designer
"The festive designs from Caribbean designer"
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You lost the flip!
"You lost the flip!"
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Why?
"Why?"
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Because there's an emotional component to sex!
"Because there's an emotional component to sex!"
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Come on! Run! Run!
"Come on! Run! Run!"
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I love you, Jeff!
"I love you, Jeff!"
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I love you.
"I love you."
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But I didn't want to die without letting you know how I feel!
"But I didn't want to die without letting you know how I feel!"
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$49.99? Can we sell it that low?
"$49.99? Can we sell it that low?"
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Thank you...
"Thank you..."
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Yup.
"Yup."
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All right, listen up!
"All right, listen up!"
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- Darren! - Yeah.
"- Darren! - Yeah."
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Likewise.
"Likewise."
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Hey! Do you, uh...
"Hey! Do you, uh..."
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guys feel like getting a drink?
"guys feel like getting a drink?"
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I think we should call ourselves the horsemen.
"I think we should call ourselves the horsemen."
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or a cousin, or just a brand-new raccoon...
"or a cousin, or just a brand-new raccoon..."
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Jonah.
"Jonah."
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Yeah, I have a question about the layoffs.
"Yeah, I have a question about the layoffs."
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Yes!
"Yes!"
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Whoa, wait. There's layoffs?
"Whoa, wait. There's layoffs?"
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When did this happen?
"When did this happen?"
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We found out at Cheyenne's wedding.
"We found out at Cheyenne's wedding."
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So when are your testicles gonna drop so you'll tell us...
"So when are your testicles gonna drop so you'll tell us..."
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Hold up! Follow up question...
"Hold up! Follow up question..."
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Why wasn't I invited to your wedding?
"Why wasn't I invited to your wedding?"
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We were keeping it small.
"We were keeping it small."
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- It was nice though. - Thanks.
"- It was nice though. - Thanks."
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Who are you?
"Who are you?"
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Alisha. I started last week.
"Alisha. I started last week."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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Glenn, why don't you just tell everybody who's getting laid off.
"Glenn, why don't you just tell everybody who's getting laid off."
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- Yeah, we want to know now. - I don't know.
"- Yeah, we want to know now. - I don't know."
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But... but I have until the end of the day to decide.
"But... but I have until the end of the day to decide."
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So in the meantime, a few words about firework safety.
"So in the meantime, a few words about firework safety."
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No one cares about firework safety!
"No one cares about firework safety!"
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Exactly!
"Exactly!"
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Glenn, it's not fair to make everyone wait until the end of the day.
"Glenn, it's not fair to make everyone wait until the end of the day."
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Okay, I'll... I'll tell you as soon as I decide, but...
"Okay, I'll... I'll tell you as soon as I decide, but..."
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in the meantime, let's just try and forget it,
"in the meantime, let's just try and forget it,"
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No, in fact,
"No, in fact,"
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let's have the best day ever!
"let's have the best day ever!"
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Okay? 'Cause for six of you, it's gonna be your last.
"Okay? 'Cause for six of you, it's gonna be your last."
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The longer you drag out this decision,
"The longer you drag out this decision,"
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the worse it's gonna be for everyone.
"the worse it's gonna be for everyone."
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I know, it's...
"I know, it's..."
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I love all these people.
"I love all these people."
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Hey...
"Hey..."
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you just take all the time you need, okay?
"you just take all the time you need, okay?"
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I haven't slept since yesterday
"I haven't slept since yesterday"
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- No! - Yeah.
"- No! - Yeah."
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I can't even eat.
"I can't even eat."
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