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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge the Lumberjill (S31E31)

"Instead of sperm, would you like semen?"
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"-They're the same thing. -They are? Uh-oh."
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"Oh, it still feels weird."
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"I don't know what to say to her."
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"I never would've thought of that."
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"Honey, would you like to come home?"
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"Aw. Okay."
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"Your daddy loves you, sweetie. He wants to make sure"
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"So I went out and got you this."
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"Mwah."
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"And FORD. We go further, so you can."
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"Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org"
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"¶ The birds were all a-singing ¶"
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"¶ As she pointed to the sky ¶"
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"¶ She said, "Can't you see the rainbow? ¶"
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"¶ She handed me her toolbox ¶"
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"¶ Vroom, vroom, pull the cord ¶"
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"¶ Roar, roar, what a thrill ¶"
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"¶ Vroom, vroom, pull the cord ¶"
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"¶ Roar, roar, what a thrill ¶"
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"(tires screech)"
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"D'oh!"
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"It be too late to alter course, matey."
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"Welcome to our first-ever night of dramatic scenes"
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"and it's up to us kids to solve it."
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"Exactly the same."
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"(gasps) This play is about us!"
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"(imitating Jackie Mason): I'm not a king, I'm a carpenter."
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"Just like-a Mama used to construct."
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"(gasps) You just had a near-death experience."
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"Paula. Friend of Patty's."
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"Yeah, you helped, all right."
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"I'll show you."
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"I don't understand."
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"Do you sell comic books here?"
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"No. Marijuana. And artisanal salami."
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"-You're married. -Yes, I know."
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"¶ ¶"
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"(buzzes)"
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"¶ I walked out of the forest ¶"
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"¶ Before we said goodbye ¶"
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"¶ Said, "Now you know what to do" ¶"
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"Aah! I make bad choices."
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"(thunder crashes)"
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"(screaming)"
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"And maybe now I can love my lumberjack son."
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"FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY"
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"Laced with marijuana."
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"(scanner beeps)"
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"(chain saw buzzing)"
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"(exclaims)"
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"(belches)"
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"-Yeah... -Ah..."
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"(all screaming)"
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"(grunting)"
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"¶ I walked into the forest ¶"
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"¶ With Lumberjill. ¶"
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"¶ You feel it all ¶"
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"I am falling in love with this sport."
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"His name is Matt Cogar."
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"(work whistle blows)"
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"An-And here-here's some candy to unwrap."
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"(audience exclaiming)"
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"Okay."
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"(snoring)"
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"Hyah!"
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"¶ The ace of spades. ¶"
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"(both grunting)"
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"¶ Vroom, vroom, pull the cord ¶"
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"(growls)"
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"¶ Around yourself. ¶"
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"that there's no place like home."
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"Tomorrow, after the competition."
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"(grunting)"
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"(crying)"
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"If you cut it down, it grows back stronger."
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"(whispers indistinctly)"
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"¶ Buzz, buzz, just one more ¶"
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"(grunts)"
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"Avast there."
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"I'm not boring!"
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"Is his nickname The Cougar?"
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"(slurring): Hey. That's my boy."
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"No, his nickname is Matt."
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"(grunting)"
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"Matt isn't a nickname."
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"First we have Nelson Muntz."
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"It's a name name."
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"(all grunting)"
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"(stammers) I'd storm out of here right now"
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"if I weren't so terrified of squirrels."
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"(whistles)"
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"Take my money! Take it!"
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"Where'd you read that?"
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"I'm glad Mom's found a passion,"
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"I read that trees are the cause of global warming."
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"but I wish she didn't have to kill all those trees."
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