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Clips from NewsRadio - Hair (S05E05)

"Huh? Oh, hey, Dave."
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"Yeah. I'm-- I'm back."
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"All the way? All the way back? Uh-huh."
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"Hippies! Joe! Joe!"
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"I'm not comfortable with you monkeying"
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"with his brain like this."
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"He like it when I monkey with his brain."
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"Well, I do. But you know what?"
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"I think Dave's actually right here. You know what?"
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"I get nightmares watching Cheech and Chong movies."
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"I'm sorry, son. I-- I just can't go back there."
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"Way to go, Dave. Mm-hm. Well?"
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"Hey, I think the go-go dancers are warming up."
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"Daisy's gone. She ran off?"
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"No, Dave, Beth stole her."
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"What? Max, get in here."
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"Would it help if I said I'm really sorry? No."
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"Well, what happened? Max held me back"
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"while Beth stole my dog."
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"I said I was sorry."
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"LISA: Thank you. Oh, all right."
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"You don't have to yell."
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"Do you think I'm too strict with Daisy?"
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"No. Uh, y-you seem very loving with that dog."
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"Well, I don't feed her donuts like Beth does."
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"That's just because Beth enjoys"
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"cleaning up puppy vomit more than you do."
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"Good news, Dave. Nixon beat Humphrey?"
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"No."
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"Mr. James agreed to let me put him under one more time."
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"Joe, Mr. James is a human being, not your plaything."
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"Well, let's just keep that our little secret."
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"Come on. He says he needs your moral support."
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"What is he talking about?"
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"Joe is trying to hypnotize Mr. James"
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"to cure him of his irrational fear of hippies."
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"I told you, dude, you're not going with him."
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"I know. Then go stand over there."
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"All right, Mr. James, are you relaxed?"
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"Yeah. I am. But I-I- need 'em here."
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"Are they here? Yes, Right here."
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"Okay. Okay, sir."
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"I want you to open your eyes. And when you do"
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"you're gonna be back where you were when you were attacked."
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"Ready? Now."
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"Jimmy's scared."
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"I know you are, sir. But I want you to tell me what you see."
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"I see hippies, Joe. Three big, mean hippies."
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"Can't tell."
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"Think, Mr. James, what do you really see?"
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"[AS LISA] Mr. James? Can you talk?"
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"Well, yeah. He-- He looks fine, but those--"
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"Have you gotten back there again?"
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"JOE: All right, Matthew,"
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"can you tell me what they're wearing?"
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"Well, they're wearing, uh, chain mail."
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"And-- And-- And-- And Dave's broadsword has a--"
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"Uh, a red handle."
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"Matthew, you're describing Dungeons & Dragons characters."
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"You see it too, Dave?"
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"All right, sir. I want you to concentrate."
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"I'm-- I'm-- I'm concentrating. I am. I'm-- Joe."
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"They-- They're coming towards me. Make 'em stop it."
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"Mr. James, you're shaking."
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"[WHIMPERING] Matthew."
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"[CLUCKING]"
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"Ahhh!"
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"These aren't hippies. They're..."
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"They're Hell's Angels."
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"Get him outta there, Joe."
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"Oh, man. Oh, man. Am I glad to see you guys."
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"That must have been terrifying."
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"Oh, hell, yes."
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"I'm-- Matthew, get off me. [CLUCKS]"
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"that they were bikers, not hippies."
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"Are you saying Joe cured you?"
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"Well, hell, yeah, yeah. Now I'm-- I'm back in business."
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"You know, bring on the damn hippies. I'll chew 'em up."
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"And may I be the second?"
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"Come on, my man. Let me buy you a drink."
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"Dave? Uh-huh?"
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"Um, how about, uh...?"
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"[CLUCKING]"
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"You know, he's happier that way."
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"Beth. Daisy. Hello, puppy. BETH: Lisa."
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"My little puppy. Lisa?"
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"I'm so sorry. It's okay."
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"It's okay. It's okay. I guess I just got carried away."
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"The important thing is I have my dog now. So can I see her?"
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"The second thing I wanna tell you"
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"What? What did you do to her?"
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"Anything that I did was out of pure love."
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"I just need you to know that."
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"It wasn't so much me as the hot dog vendor."
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"She liked them so much. She was having a good time."
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"Weren't you, honey? Excuse us."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I was out looking for you."
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"And you know hot dog vendors."
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"They're like the greatest salesmen in the world."
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"uh, to be having a meeting with, um-- With Mr...."
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"Joe, is this your doing?"
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"Okay, well, just tell me what happened."
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"No way, no how."
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"That's how my parents potty-trained me."
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"No, you can't change my dog's name. I thought a lot about it."
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"Matthew, what are you doing here?"
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"Don't worry, Mr. James. I'll snap him out of there for you."
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"and out into the bullpen."
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"Matthew's making me see Vietnam in the foyer."
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"[♪]"
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"Just go find Beth and bring the puppy back."
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"[AS JOE] What are they doin'?"
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"Are you okay, Mr. James?"
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"I just wanted to show Daisy a good time."
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"But you know hot dog vendors. They're the greatest"
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"Yeah. Me too. Shut up, dude."
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"Concentrate."
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"It's called natural feeding, my dear."
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"I don't have all day. Forgive me."
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