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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Delivery Day (S04E04)

"Is she sleeping with her eyes open or..."
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"Yes, let's go with that."
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"Hey Garrett, do you have the baby cards?"
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"Yeah, I'm just putting the finishing touches on it."
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"Um, well, you are about to see."
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"Ah, I love the creative process."
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"I bet it's gonna be so funny. Here we go."
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"I can't even imagine all the ideas in your head right now."
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"Yup, uh-huh, but you know, I just need to concentrate."
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"Okay, oh, boy."
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"You are really cooking up something good."
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"Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum."
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"Your hours must be pretty crazy, huh?"
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"All those late night pages"
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"putting a real strain on the marriage."
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"I'm not married."
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"Oh, wow. Didn't realize we were getting so personal."
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"I'm not married either, so, something in common."
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"Well, I am married, but I wish I wasn't"
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"'cause then I could hit on this bodacious babe."
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"Glenn, that hurts my feelings."
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"Oh, no, it's for Dina."
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"She really likes him."
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"You know, I've never been with a woman before,"
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"but I would switch over for Dina."
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"Well, not happening. I'm, uh... I'm very straight."
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"I'm gonna check your cervix now."
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"Oh, man am I jealous of you, buddy."
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"Huh?"
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""Congrats on your new bundle of joy."
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"If you'd like to name them after me, that's cool.""
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"That card's blank."
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"Just, is it funny or not?"
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"I guess it was cute."
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"Are you still working on the cards?"
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"Just write anything."
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"No, I'm gonna sign the damn cards."
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"interfaith wedding cards for dogs?"
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"Just assume today that anytime I make this face"
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"and these noises it's a contraction."
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"Where is the doctor? This is crazy."
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"I'm gonna... I'm gonna page him."
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"It's fine, it's fine, it's totally fine."
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"Women have been birthing for thousands of years"
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"in all kinds of disgusting places."
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"In the woods, in caves, with wolves and coyotes"
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"lurking to eat them and their young."
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"I'm in a hospital; I at least have a blanket."
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"And that is an old Band-Aid."
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"Okay, that's... that's it."
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"I'm gonna pay for the nice hospital."
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"Why? Why not?"
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"Because, that's just, like... We're not really at the..."
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"no, that's... it's weird. But thank you."
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"Okay, all right, well that's one vote for no,"
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"one vote for yes, uh,"
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"why don't we have your roommate break the tie?"
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"Okay, let's go, but I'm paying you back."
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"Oh, it's so clean and comfortable."
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"And the air smells so good, and these pillows."
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"This is an unbelievable pillow."
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"We should come back here."
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"I'm glad you're happy."
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"Hello, again."
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"Hey, girl. So glad to be back."
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"Yes, um, Jonah? Pay the nice lady."
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"Right, okay, so if you could put $500 on each of these cards"
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"and then I'll write you a check for the other $1,000."
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"Okay, and how would you like to pay for the rest?"
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"The... you said it was $2,000?"
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"Yes, for the room, but then you have delivery doctor,"
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"Altogether you're looking at about $20,000."
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"For one baby?"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Oh, God."
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"So, I'll let you two figure out"
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"Guess we're going back to the clinic."
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"You're taking the pillow?"
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"You mean the pillow that I brought from home?"
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"Yeah, why wouldn't I?"
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"What's wrong with the ones that we already wrote?"
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"And I'm not gonna name any names,"
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"but it was Carol."
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"What?"
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"I wrote, "Welcome to the world.""
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"Mm-hmm, yeah, the world"
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"that's full of violence and racism"
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"so, welcome to violence and racism."
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"Nice, Carol."
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"Nice job, Carol."
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"You know I can fit 40 cherries in my mouth?"
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"Any more than that and I throw up."
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"Okay, then don't do that."
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"It's sideways. I thought I could turn it"
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"- Oh, goodness. - Oh."
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"Surgery. Where you, uh, cut me open, huh?"
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"Uh, nope. Actually, this way."
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"Oh. East/West situation."
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"I had an aunt who tore from her anus"
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"all the way up to the front."
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"Oh, God. I should have just done this at home."
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"My Aunt delivered her baby in her Jacuzzi"
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"No, actually he sucks. His parents are Jacuzzi people."
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"Okay, just... just breathe. You're doing great."
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"Ahhhhhh."
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"and focus on it, okay?"
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"- Okay. - No, no, no. Not the corpse."
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"Not the corpse."
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"It's too late, I'm locked in."
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"Hello, and how are we today?"
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"Ohhh, um, old?"
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"No, no, sorry. Uh, I'm fine. You're old."
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"Are you, uh, are you going to be"
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"the main doctor delivering the baby?"
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"Oh, no. That would be my father."
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"- Just kidding. - Ha ha. Funny."
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"Are you... are you, uh, looking for something?"
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"I don't remember."
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"How about, "Best wishes from Cloud 9"?"
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"- No offense, but I hate that. - Yeah."
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"What about, "Best wishes from your Cloud 9 family?""
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