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Clips from Superstore (2015) - Shadowing Glenn (S04E04)

Now, she's married to a woman,

"Now, she's married to a woman,"

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"Xena: Warrior Princess."

""Xena: Warrior Princess.""

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- How's training? - Ah!

"- How's training? - Ah!"

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I'm supposed to be tuning into the rhythms of the store.

"I'm supposed to be tuning into the rhythms of the store."

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Or trusting my inner manager. I'm not sure.

"Or trusting my inner manager. I'm not sure."

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Glenn was playing "Chariots of Fire"

"Glenn was playing "Chariots of Fire""

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really loudly at the time.

"really loudly at the time."

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Sounds like you're learning a lot.

"Sounds like you're learning a lot."

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Oh, yeah. Earlier today,

"Oh, yeah. Earlier today,"

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I got to order ice pops all by myself.

"I got to order ice pops all by myself."

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Nice! Sounds like it's totally worth it.

"Nice! Sounds like it's totally worth it."

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taking control of my life again, you know?

"taking control of my life again, you know?"

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No more crying over stupid mistakes I made

"No more crying over stupid mistakes I made"

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as a high school student.

"as a high school student."

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If I'm unhappy with my life, then you know,

"If I'm unhappy with my life, then you know,"

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it's up to me to change that.

"it's up to me to change that."

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For me, I think it started with my parents.

"For me, I think it started with my parents."

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They didn't love each other enough to love their kids.

"They didn't love each other enough to love their kids."

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Oh, um, I...

"Oh, um, I..."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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"In your career, would you rather work with your hands or at a desk?"

""In your career, would you rather work with your hands or at a desk?""

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Well, if I choose the desk, am I not allowed to use my hands?

"Well, if I choose the desk, am I not allowed to use my hands?"

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I mean, am I typing with my face?

"I mean, am I typing with my face?"

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I think you're getting bogged down with the details.

"I think you're getting bogged down with the details."

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Just answer off the top of your head.

"Just answer off the top of your head."

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I mean, "work with your hands" could be code for "massage,"

"I mean, "work with your hands" could be code for "massage,""

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which could be code for "prostitution."

"which could be code for "prostitution.""

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Again, depends. Who are my clients?

"Again, depends. Who are my clients?"

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Let's try a different section.

"Let's try a different section."

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"Rank the following four qualities

""Rank the following four qualities"

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Four-way tie.

"Four-way tie."

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That's... okay.

"That's... okay."

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- Yeah. - I'll just... all right.

"- Yeah. - I'll just... all right."

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Okay, uh, what about this one?

"Okay, uh, what about this one?"

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How does it make you feel?

"How does it make you feel?"

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Scared.

"Scared."

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- Okay. - And what about this one?

"- Okay. - And what about this one?"

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Hey, is that the Pizza Hut font?

"Hey, is that the Pizza Hut font?"

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Yes. Just how does it make you feel?

"Yes. Just how does it make you feel?"

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Like, um... hungry.

"Like, um... hungry."

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offensive, inclusive.

"offensive, inclusive."

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Wait. Okay... I'm sorry,

"Wait. Okay... I'm sorry,"

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I thought that we weren't doing "bold."

"I thought that we weren't doing "bold.""

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I thought we were doing "bold."

"I thought we were doing "bold.""

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Okay, maybe we should just forget the whole thing.

"Okay, maybe we should just forget the whole thing."

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What if instead of "bold" we did "extreme"?

"What if instead of "bold" we did "extreme"?"

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I love "extreme."

"I love "extreme.""

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I love making business decisions.

"I love making business decisions."

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Okay, I have hidden several rule violations

"Okay, I have hidden several rule violations"

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somewhere in this section.

"somewhere in this section."

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That trash can is overflowing.

"That trash can is overflowing."

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That fluorescent light bulb is out.

"That fluorescent light bulb is out."

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That mannequin's missing an arm.

"That mannequin's missing an arm."

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There is a bottle of grape soda

"There is a bottle of grape soda"

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that doesn't belong in women's wear and it's leaking.

"that doesn't belong in women's wear and it's leaking."

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These sweaters aren't really folded.

"These sweaters aren't really folded."

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They're just sort of wadded up into balls.

"They're just sort of wadded up into balls."

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And Brett should be wearing a shirt.

"And Brett should be wearing a shirt."

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That was really good.

"That was really good."

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Okay, so, this next part is called:

"Okay, so, this next part is called:"

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'Cause a great manager should be able to do this job

"'Cause a great manager should be able to do this job"

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backwards and on roller-skates.

"backwards and on roller-skates."

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I mean, I know all of this stuff,

"I mean, I know all of this stuff,"

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and what I don't know, I'm sure I'll learn in actual management training.

"and what I don't know, I'm sure I'll learn in actual management training."

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So, you don't want my fake management training,

"So, you don't want my fake management training,"

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is what you're saying.

"is what you're saying."

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I mean, I wanna say exactly,

"I mean, I wanna say exactly,"

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Sorry I wasted your time.

"Sorry I wasted your time."

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Brett, for future reference, if a manager asks you

"Brett, for future reference, if a manager asks you"

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to take off your clothes, you can say no.

"to take off your clothes, you can say no."

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Okay, what about Professional flavor tester?

"Okay, what about Professional flavor tester?"

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Maritime law?

"Maritime law?"

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Legislative or enforcement?

"Legislative or enforcement?"

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- Enforcement. - Pass.

"- Enforcement. - Pass."

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- Legislative? - Also, pass.

"- Legislative? - Also, pass."

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I'm trying to be open.

"I'm trying to be open."

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I think I'll pass on being chased around by a corrupt cop

"I think I'll pass on being chased around by a corrupt cop"

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because I'm unknowingly delivering $50,000

"because I'm unknowingly delivering $50,000"

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to a Chinese human trafficker, thanks.

"to a Chinese human trafficker, thanks."

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What are you trying to do, get her killed?

"What are you trying to do, get her killed?"

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What about scuba cop? Is that a job?

"What about scuba cop? Is that a job?"

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- It's a pass anyway. - Ah.

"- It's a pass anyway. - Ah."

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Too worried about the bends.

"Too worried about the bends."

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Are you the one who keeps putting

"Are you the one who keeps putting"

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pictures of naked horses in my locker?

"pictures of naked horses in my locker?"

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Aren't all horses naked?

"Aren't all horses naked?"

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They're just... putting it all out there.

"They're just... putting it all out there."

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No, Marcus, no.

"No, Marcus, no."

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I am not the one putting naked horses in your locker.

"I am not the one putting naked horses in your locker."

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Also, did you septuple-check this purchase order?

"Also, did you septuple-check this purchase order?"

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No, because you don't need to check something seven times.

"No, because you don't need to check something seven times."

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That is not right.

"That is not right."

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Obviously, it was a typo. I meant to write 120.

"Obviously, it was a typo. I meant to write 120."

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Who would need 12,000 boxes of ice pops?

"Who would need 12,000 boxes of ice pops?"

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We don't have room for that.

"We don't have room for that."

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No, sorry, sir. Can you not bring this in?

"No, sorry, sir. Can you not bring this in?"

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Sorry, lady, not my problem.

"Sorry, lady, not my problem."

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You cannot hold us to this deal.

"You cannot hold us to this deal."

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No, okay, sir, you may not bring this in here.

"No, okay, sir, you may not bring this in here."

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You are not going anywhere.

"You are not going anywhere."

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Oh, God.

"Oh, God."

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Okay, these shoes have no traction.

"Okay, these shoes have no traction."

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This is way too many ice pops.

"This is way too many ice pops."

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It's fine. It's fine.

"It's fine. It's fine."

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We just have to sell them as quickly as possible.

"We just have to sell them as quickly as possible."

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Now, in the middle of winter.

"Now, in the middle of winter."

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Yeah, it's like when you were playing in the snow as a kid,

"Yeah, it's like when you were playing in the snow as a kid,"

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and your mom would come out with a delicious tray

"and your mom would come out with a delicious tray"

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of ice-cold milkshakes.

"of ice-cold milkshakes."

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No, and he doesn't need to, so let's get all these

"No, and he doesn't need to, so let's get all these"

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into the freezer before he sees them.

"into the freezer before he sees them."

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And based on my experience with ice,

"And based on my experience with ice,"

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these things are gonna melt.

"these things are gonna melt."

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Well, it's January, Marcus.

"Well, it's January, Marcus."

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Outside is a freezer, so just hide them somewhere outside.

"Outside is a freezer, so just hide them somewhere outside."

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all of these boxes somewhere outside?

"all of these boxes somewhere outside?"

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- Can you? - Absolutely.

"- Can you? - Absolutely."

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I'm pretty good at hiding things.

"I'm pretty good at hiding things."

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My girlfriend lived with me for an entire year

"My girlfriend lived with me for an entire year"

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during high school. My mom had no idea.

"during high school. My mom had no idea."

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