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Clips from South Park - Buddha Box (S22E22)

"but there are so many others who suffer..."
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"It's very important to take the time"
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"In the Hindu religion, there's a saying, "namaste.""
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"It means, "Fuck you. I have anxiety.""
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"I know what you're thinking."
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"Fuck Kyle."
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"How do you suggest we do this?"
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"We missed everything because... we were on our phones."
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"PC Principal: All right, everyone, listen up."
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"and what we all need, is less time on our phones."
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"not the relief from it."
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"♪ And it just keeps falling and so do I ♪"
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"♪♪"
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"♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"Les: ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪"
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"♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪"
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"Les: ♪ Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪"
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"Then these Wi-Fi scooters showed up."
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"And now we know that ManBearPig is real"
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"and we could all be dead in a matter of years."
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"And you believe..."
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"this all relates somehow"
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"not being as good as everyone says it was?"
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"It's just, everyone sucks so hard, you know?"
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"Everybody is so stupid."
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"But all people do is try to keep me from it."
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"[ Normal voice ] And even my friends."
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"My own friends, they'll be like,"
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"All I want is a little time with my phone"
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"young people have to deal with so much today."
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"is anxiety."
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"Anxiety? Is that cool?"
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"It's pretty common these days."
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"Woman Receptionist: Mr. Principal."
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"[ Intercom beeps ] What?!"
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"Woman Receptionist: The vice principal needs to speak with you."
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"She says it's urgent."
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"[ Sighs ]"
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"Oh, PC Principal."
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"Uh, y-yes?"
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"Are you going in to see the vice principal?"
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"I really need to speak with her."
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"Uh, yeah. We're just, uh --"
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"We're having an important scheduling to go over."
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"Everything is okay with you two?"
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"There's no more inappropriate behavior?"
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"You know, as a counselor, I'm here to --"
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"That's in the past, Mackey."
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"and we're not hiding anything anymore."
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"Mkay."
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"[ Babies crying ]"
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"What's going on?"
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"Now they're all upset."
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"All right. What word did you use, Riley?"
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"She just said, "Aba daba.""
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"Oh, yeah. That would be really smart."
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"If anybody sees them,"
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"You wanna risk that?"
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"The babies have to stay hidden"
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"because if people know the truth,"
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"then you're not PC, and I'm not strong!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Isn't that your job? Aren't you a wait-er?!"
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"[ Whooshing, explosions on cellphone ]"
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"Hey, could you turn your phone down, kid?"
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"being around assholes who won't leave me alone!"
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"Shut up. I have anxiety."
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"Hey, kid!"
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"You're about to get hit by a car."
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"That means I'm in my shell"
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"So everyone shut the fuck up,"
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"because my anxiety is up here right now!"
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"We live in a world of many distractions."
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"It's hard to find peace."
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"In the hustle and bustle of modern times,"
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"More quality one-on-one time..."
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"with our phone."
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"and the noise-canceling headphones"
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"let you hear your phone without any outside noise,"
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"I want to be enlightened like the Buddha,"
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"but I've got these fuckin' kids."
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"Let Buddha Box take you to a place of peace and serenity"
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"where you can have quality, uninterrupted time"
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"I feel refreshed and ready to take on anything."
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"Babe, can you please come say hi to my mother while she's here?"
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"Like the Buddha."
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"[ Indistinct conversations ]"
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"Ha! That's so sweet!"
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"That video seriously makes me laugh!"
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"Lemme check my e-mail again!"
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"Oh, man, nothing from Lorenz yet? Whatever, weak."
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"[ School bell rings ]"
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"Dude."
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"Dude! What the hell are you doing?!"
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"What? What? Who's that? Get off of me!"
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"Oh, sorry, Craig. Didn't see you there."
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"so you can focus on what matters."
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"Not have to deal with conversations"
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"[ School bell rings ]"
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"we have a lot to go over for today's quiz."
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"Who can tell me where we left off?"
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"Eric."
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"Eric Cartman."
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"How the hell does "Creed II" do $34 million opening weekend?"
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"What's the weather like tomorrow?"
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"Oh, it's snowing? I gotta tell Lorenz. I --"
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"Whoa, whoa! Hey!"
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"Excuse me. That's my Buddha Box."
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"You aren't using this during class time."
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"It relaxes me. Ask my therapist."
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"I have anxiety, you dumb bitch."
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"I don't know what makes you think"
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"you're different from everyone else,"
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"but nobody gets away with slandering teachers"
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"at this school!"
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"[ Muffled ] Aw, man. That looks so sweet."
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"Hey."
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"Hey!"
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"Oh. PC Principal. Hello."
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