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Clips from The Wire - Lessons (S01E01)

"Fuck it, man, party broke."
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"We drunked out and fucked out."
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"You all send me out for liquor, and by the time I get back, the shit is dead?"
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"Look at this."
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"The Knicks done fucked up their draft again."
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"What's with her?"
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"She snorted half the shit we brought up in here, too, that greedy bitch."
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"I got copied this morning."
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"It's just what it looks like."
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"We come down on the wire by Friday, ship the computers to the DEA by Monday..."
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"Yeah? Who do you have?"
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"Shooter named Bird, wanted for killing Gant."
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"-That's it? -Except for a couple of hangers-on, yeah."
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"carrying $20,000 in cash, yesterday."
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"-So? -So, he works for Clay Davis."
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"Of the 39th Legislative District."
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"The deputy was displeased."
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"It's okay, though."
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"-What can Daniels do? -Not a fucking thing."
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"The Deputy sent him the same direct order you have on your desk right there."
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"Get me Burrell on the line!"
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"Detectives, when you swore that your affidavit was true..."
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"to the best of your ability, what did the Circuit Court of Baltimore do?"
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"Sixty days, no?"
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"And how long have you monitored these phone extensions?"
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"Erv, it's Phelan."
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"Kiddo, you're fucking with me here."
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"Yes, you are."
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"for a total of 60 days of telephonic surveillance."
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"Now, I'm looking at a copy of a memo from your office..."
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"You're not hearing me."
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"The Circuit Court for Baltimore ordered 60 days on this tap."
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"Who's your daddy now?"
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"Look, I didn't do a damn thing, Lieutenant. You got a beef, it's with the judge."
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"Yeah, he got the Deputy's memo, he called his own shot."
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"Deputy called, mad as the devil."
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"Kima."
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"McNulty or the judge? Or both?"
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"I thought you weren't studying."
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"This job is common sense. Ask me a question, dickless."
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"See how I do."
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"Hold up, help me out, here. You have to know them by the numbers?"
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"It helps."
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"Makes it sound more professional that way."
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""According to Q1 ..."
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""in the event a female officer in your squad complains..."
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""that her side partner has sexually harassed her..."
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""A: Notify the commanding officer."
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""B: Notify the shift lieutenant."
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""C: Notify the ranking female officer.""
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"D?"
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"Yeah, bitch-slap the side partner for dipping into my private stock..."
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"then take missy home and fuck her till she smiles."
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"What the hell?"
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"When a small change in price creates a large change in demand..."
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"Meaning, a change in price does not affect demand."
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"Some key factors that affect the elasticity of demand are what?"
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"-Mr. Bell? -Desire."
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"Right, specifically, the ability of a consumer to delay acquisition. What else?"
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"Damon, we got work orders here, and ain't nothing happening."
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"These jobs were due yesterday, and people going to be coming in here..."
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"Man, fuck them. Let them wait."
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"No, you are not going to bring that corner bullshit up in here, you hear me?"
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"We got an elastic product. You know what that mean?"
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"That mean when people can go elsewhere and get their printing and copying done..."
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"they gonna do it."
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"Not no front, not no bullshit."
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"Understand me?"
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"-Where you snatch this old wreck from? -Out Frederick Road."
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"Ditch it over Eastside when we done."
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"Check it. Him there, and that other fool there."
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"They the only ones might be trouble."
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"Bird be loving this shit right here."
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"you need to drop that shit down a storm drain."
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"Now give me some time to go around the block..."
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"What up, who got black tops?"
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"Listen here, Bey."
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"You come at the king, you best not miss."
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"-Stink's been got. -Stink?"
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"-Bey caught one, too, in the leg. -Shit, man, what happened?"
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"-No, it ain't him. Omar, man. -Omar?"
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"Bounty's going up on that bitch."
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"That fucks us."
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"We had Stinkum tied up with a bow from the arrest of the runner..."
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"There's a dime on this cocksucker's head."
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"One of you motherfuckers needs to step up."
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"-Where you go with that? -Maryland General."
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"Walked up in there and told them I was on the corner, caught a stray."
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"-Police come talk to you? -Just a roller, no homicide."
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"-Put it out there. -Not just our people, either."
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"Put out the word."
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"There's $10,000 on Omar or any motherfucker standing with Omar."
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"Y'all niggers ain't got shit to do but be on this motherfuckin' hunt."
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"-Now be on it. -All right."
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"I'm thinking this is the worst part of the game."
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"I'm saying, this shit got personal. Ain't nothing else to it."
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"-So, you talking about letting it slide. -For a time, maybe."
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"I'm saying we put the word out that you ready to talk a truce."
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"When this nigger come out from underneath his rock, you hit him."
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"Look, I don't know nothing about Stink getting dropped..."
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"-I don't know about this crazy nonsense. -I don't know, it came back to us quick."
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"Everybody want to believe the worst about Omar."
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"But live and let live, you know?"
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"I don't see you letting them slide on Brandon."
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"If I was coming after certain people..."
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"I definitely wouldn't want to give y'all fine people any cause for concern."
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"There are rules here, right?"
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"No mistakes, no bystanders."
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"No taxpayers getting caught up in the mix."
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"I mean, you just get in close and you hit the right nigger."
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"One thing, Omar."
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"Having Stinkum dropped kind of fucks us on our thing."
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"How so?"
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"We had Stink caught with 4 G-packs on a re-up."
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"-Roll him up with Stringer, maybe. -Now he's got no roll to him."
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"I got a bounty on my head."
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"Yeah, we saw the van."
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"Look, man, I do what I can do to help you all, but the game is out there."
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"Lester, are we still cops?"
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"-Technically, I suppose so. -Okay, I was just checking."
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