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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event (S01E01)

"( chuckles )"
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"I think one of those iced teas would do wonders for me."
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"Coming up. Thanks."
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"Seeing you does wonders for me too."
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"Ooh. If you're trying to"
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"sweep me off my feet, it's working."
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"Mm. I mean it."
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"All day long I've been thinking about being with you."
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"Just sharing a quiet moment, just the two of us."
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"( bagpipes, whistles playing )"
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"You're about to hear..."
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"a word that you've never heard any Scotsman say before."
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"Give me an Irish whiskey."
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"No."
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"( laughter )"
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"Clyde."
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"I want to talk with you."
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"You're acting like a 12 year old."
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"Well, I can wait here as long as you can."
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"( gasps )"
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"Okay. Nobody talk but me."
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"Kelly Rixie..."
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"this simple-minded boy has turned into lousy company."
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"And I hear from little birds here and there"
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"that you're not any prize either."
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"Now, you two dingbats"
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"go back to being friends like civilized folks,"
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"or else... ( gasps )"
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"Hey!"
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"I haven't finished my soup!"
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"Did they ever find out, uh... who..."
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"in that girl's galoshes?"
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"No."
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"Think about it for a minute."
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"What motive could someone have to do a thing like that?"
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"Revenge, right?"
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"Wrong."
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"Lucille Rumbo was a perfectly harmless girl."
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"She couldn't even hurt a flea."
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"Aha. There's your answer, Watson."
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"Who logically would get revenge"
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"on someone who couldn't hurt a flea?"
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"Lucille Dumbo's own dog."
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"Holmes, I think you've got it."
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"Elementary, my dear Watson."
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"Elementary."
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"I didn't plan on this."
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"( scoffs )"
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"Neither did I."
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"I don't know what came over me."
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"Put my arms around you, and..."
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"it was like we were still married."
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"Yeah."
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"You think we made a mistake?"
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"Uh, yeah, we made a hell of a mistake."
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"I'm not married to you anymore. No."
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"I mean, do you think we were wrong about splitting up?"
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"Come on, we had a lot going for us. Why...? ( gasps )"
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"Why did we rush blindly into divorce?"
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"Oh... Barney, we split and reconciled three times."
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"That's hardly rushing blindly."
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"Life was not a poem, Barn."
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"Wasn't this poetry, huh?"
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"Oh, sex isn't everything."
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"Well, it sure beats whatever's in second place."
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"What about sharing?"
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"What about respect for the other person's feelings?"
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"What about unselfish devotion?"
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"I'd rate them about 27, 28 and 29."
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"I just figured something out."
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"The reason I've been so angry with you since our divorce"
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"is because I still felt something for you."
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"I didn't understand why we couldn't work it out,"
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"and now I understand."
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"What I felt for you was just some leftover passion."
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"How's he in the poetry department?"
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"You'll never change."
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"Some people don't want me to change."
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"Well, some people don't know you as well as I do."
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"Judy happens to think I'm the living end. How about that?"
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"Oh, well, so did I the first week we were married."
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"Ye... Come on. One week out of ten years?!"
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"Well, there might have been some other odd moments."
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"Thank you very much. That does a lot for my ego."
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"Barney, you are what you are."
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"What's that?"
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"A very selfish guy whose only concern is himself."
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"What do you think you are?"
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"St. Francis of Assisi?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"We've been here for over an hour."
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"Come on, hurry up, get dressed. Yes."
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"I mean now. Don't do your slow-motion act."
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"Don't boss me, I'm not your wife!"
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"Well, that's the luckiest break of my life."
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"You're lucky? I feel like I won the Irish sweepstakes."
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"( sighs )"
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"( melancholy theme playing )"
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"( sighs )"
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"It's a shame, isn't it?"
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"What?"
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"What we've got that's good is very good, and..."
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"Tsk. What we've got that's bad is really rotten."
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"Yeah."
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"Tsk."
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"Nobody said we were perfect."
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"You're certainly not."
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"( laughs )"
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"( chuckles )"
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"You know, I really like you."
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"( laughs )"
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"I just can't stand you."
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"I think I hate you too."
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"( laughs )"
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"What you have to remember"
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"is that hairless dalmatians don't get fleas."
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"You mean... Ha-ha! Yes, Watson. Stop giggling."
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"Lucille Dumbo has fleas."
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