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Clips from The Love Boat (1977) - A Tasteful Affair/Oh, Dale!/The Main Event (S01E01)

"We never went on a cruise."
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"What are you complaining about? We're on one now."
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"What are you eating, dear? Oh, I don't know."
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"Somebody's made me lose my appetite."
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"I know the feeling."
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"You two are ruining my evening."
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"Ladies and gentlemen... ( taps glass )"
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"may I make a suggestion?"
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"Let's pretend..."
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"this is the First World War"
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"and it's Christmas."
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"Poor guy's been at sea too long."
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"Now you two are the Huns, you are the doughboys,"
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"and for this holiday,"
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"you lay down your arms just like they did."
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"That's a good suggestion."
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"Well... I'm willing."
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"STUBING: There will be no shooting at each other."
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"No secret attacks, no dropping bombs."
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"How about lobbing a little grenade?"
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"Terry."
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"I'm willing if you're willing."
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"( stammers )"
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"Well, I'm glad that's settled."
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"Uh, what are you two doing after dinner?"
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"Maybe we all can do something together."
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"Maybe we'll go dancing or to the casino."
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"Maybe we'll just hang around the trench"
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"and swap war stories with the rest of the Huns."
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"( laughter )"
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"if you would join us for an evening of nightclubbing.""
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"Who's that?"
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"Quit pestering me."
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""Eight-thirty tonight."
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"We will be the one with the carnation in our nostril.""
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"( laughs )"
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""Love, The Claw, alias Graham D. Pickrel."
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"I-I.""
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"The Second, you dope."
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"Damn. I'm gonna tell that you swore."
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"I've heard you say worse than that."
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"Well, la-di-da-da."
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"Can I ask you a question? What?"
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"Can I drop a water bomb on Graham when he gets here?"
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"Grandma!"
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"Grandma, look."
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"Why, honey, that's a pimple."
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"A pimple?"
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"A pimple. Now?"
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"Well, you have to get one sooner or later."
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"Sooner okay, later okay, but tonight?"
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"Honey, you look fine."
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"That old pimple looks like a freckle."
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"You're the only one that'll notice it."
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"Why did I write that stupid note?"
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"I wish I was in prison."
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"Clyde, it's time for you to shape up."
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"Now come on."
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"Put your coat on... and shove off."
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"I'll go, I'll go."
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"I'll go get drunk. You'll never see me again."
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"I'll wash up on the Mexican coast someday."
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"( playful theme playing )"
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"I, uh... I thought I'd better spare you the water bomb"
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"( jazz music playing, people chattering )"
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"Table for two? Yes."
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"Right this way."
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"Thank you. Okay."
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"( clears throat )"
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"Why, thank you, sir."
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"You know, this is gonna come in handy"
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"if I ever catch a cold."
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"GRAHAM: Well, the dollar's here someplace."
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"Well, don't worry about it, champ. Don't worry."
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"I think that moment slid by."
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"Enjoy your table."
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"( funk music playing )"
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"What school do you go to?"
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"Hawthorne."
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"You look very nice tonight."
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"Thank you."
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"Um... do you like sports?"
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"Yes."
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"You look very nice tonight."
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"Thank you."
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"What's your favorite subject in school?"
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"Public speaking."
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"You look very nice tonight."
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"Thank you."
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"Hey, I'm sorry. Really."
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"Heh-heh! Yeah, well, that's cool, man. That's cool."
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"Listen, it's a lucky thing I saved that Kleenex"
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"you gave me."
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"Why don't you tell him how nice he looks tonight?"
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"Oh, those poor kids."
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"They are not getting along at all."
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"What are you so mad about?"
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"All I said was you look very nice tonight."
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"That's all you said."
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"Doesn't anything interesting ever happen in school?"
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"Yeah. There's this girl in my class,"
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"and one day somebody barfed in her galoshes."
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"You better go back to "You look very nice tonight.""
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"Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, to tell you the truth, you don't look so great."
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"And that black gook on your eyes is an embarrassing mess."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, it's better than having a big zit on your lip."
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"Check, please."
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"And don't forget to leave the waiter some Kleenex."
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"( dramatic theme playing )"
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"What happened?"
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"He hates me."
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"( melancholy theme playing )"
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"( sobbing )"
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"( mellow theme playing )"
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"I'm sorry I'm so late."
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"It's the only time I can get free."
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"Well, that's okay."
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"I just want you to realize"
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