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Clips from Only Murders in the Building (2021) - The Sting (S01E01)

"‐ Isn't it insulting to flirt now?"
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"‐ Well, who the hell knows?"
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"Suddenly, it's rude to tell a secretary she looks pretty in a pair of slacks."
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"‐ No. To that whole sentence."
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"OLIVER: Compliment her purse."
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"If it isn't on their body, you can like it."
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"Listen,"
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"I'm really glad you're doing this."
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"Being alone in life is making you a little weird."
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"‐ Thank you?"
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"‐ Just try not to nosebleed all over her."
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"Okay, can I please have my hair guy come do you?"
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"Trim the ear lobes at least. They're‐‐"
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"[restaurant chatter]"
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"JAN: So, I kinda had two childhoods."
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"One where I was a happy only child with married parents,"
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"and a second one"
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"who somehow could do no wrong."
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"leaving me the bassoon, my second choice."
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"‐ So, you and the bassoon were clearly meant to be."
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"[soft laugh] Is your sister first chair of anything?"
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"[laughs]"
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"‐ I can't believe I told you all that."
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"‐ I think your body language makes me feel very comfortable."
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"‐ Ha. Ha..."
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"Wha‐what about it?"
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"‐ I took a class on non‐verbal communication,"
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"and people who keep their hands up uncrossed on the table, like you were..."
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"‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ ...are considered more trustworthy."
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"No one trusts a person who clasps their hands."
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"‐ Well, yeah. I get that‐‐"
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"‐ Palms up. Very comforting."
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"‐ Oh yeah. Well, that's, uh,"
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"the Last Supper pose."
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"No one more comforting than Jesus."
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"But, you wouldn't wanna date Jesus"
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"because you'd just be worshiping him all the time."
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"[both laugh]"
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"So, um..."
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"tell me more. ‐ Um..."
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"I mean, he wouldn't let me order food first."
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"If we both had to pee, he'd pee first. I mean, whatever."
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"My therapist says"
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"we're all driven to recreate"
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"the dynamic of our first wound,"
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"Woof! That was a lot."
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"[both laugh]"
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"Your turn."
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"‐ My turn for what?"
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"‐ Well, how did your parents wound you?"
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"Oh!"
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"Tell me about your last relationship."
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"‐ Oh yeah... [groans]"
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"Um..."
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"First, um..."
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"My parents were great. Yeah."
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"uh, was..."
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"[clears throat]"
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"How's your cheese?"
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"Oh, you know what? I love..."
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"‐ You know, the sharing of stories is kind of transactional."
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"When someone gives you a story,"
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"you owe them one of equal or greater value in return."
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"‐ Oh, so it's my turn to tell you my red flags?"
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"[nervous laugh]"
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"Uh, but I'm not keeping any big secret"
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"or anything like that. It's just not everyone has a ton of baggage."
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"Not that you have, uh, any more baggage than anyone else!"
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"You have the exact right amount of baggage‐‐"
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"‐ How we doing? Another round? ‐ I think I'm good."
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"CHARLES: Yeah! Oh."
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"CINDA: Sometimes, a second chance"
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"is just another chance to get it wrong."
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"♪"
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"And blowing it twice"
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"‐ We're just going with the turkey. ‐ What?"
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"‐ Sorry to wake you. The bird's two hours in,"
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"and my oven conked out, so I'm gonna need yours."
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"'Cause even a killer does not deserve botulism."
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"Oh my God. I forgot your big date. Is‐is she in there?"
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"‐ No, no. I'm alone."
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"‐ Oh. Mm, sorry."
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"Do you want me to leave? ‐ No! I want to solve this murder,"
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"so catch me up. ‐ Alright. Sting..."
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"is on the run."
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"I heard from Ursula he has moved"
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"his Rainforest Tour up, and is leaving in two days."
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"Suspicious?"
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"Also, he's renovating his apartment when he's gone"
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"because, apparently, he wants a "fresh start.""
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"I bet he does, right?"
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"Anyway, Mabel has plans in the afternoon, so that only leaves tomorrow morning."
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"And, you know, at 20 minutes a pound..."
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"‐ So, we're gonna bring Sting a morning turkey?"
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"‐ Ye‐‐ I know, it's weird,"
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"but I figure if we also brought coffee..."
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"Yeah, listen."
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"I know this is nuts‐‐ ‐ No, no, no."
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"That's exactly why it'll work. Because it's surprising."
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"No one ever brings anyone a turkey with bad intentions!"
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"‐ Exactly! Wow."
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"I am amazed. I didn't think you'd be onboard with this."
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"‐ [laughs] I'm so onboard with this."
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"Because this is how I'm gonna fill"
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"the rest of my days with hobbies,"
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"and my hobby is solving murders."
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"I'm gonna go on vacation"
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"with murders, and one day, murders are gonna sit by my bed"
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"and feed me broth because I'm losing my swallow reflex."
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"[puts down bottle] We're embracing the mess, right?"
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"♪"
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"[grunts]"
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"‐ Oh my God. Look at this."
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"Okay. [clears throat]"
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"‐ Turkey delivery! ‐ I hope you're hungry!"
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"‐ Anita, are we expecting a turkey?"
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"[laughter]"
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"‐ I'm not seeing a turkey on your schedule, sir."
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"it would be a good community‐builder"
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"if every week, we made a turkey and brought it to a neighbor."
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