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Clips from Kyle XY - Diving In (S01E01)

"[Door opens and closes]"
Kyle XY
"[Water splashing]"
Kyle XY
"- Whoa! - [Laughing]"
Kyle XY
"Both of you stay at least 20 feet from me at all times."
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"Close enough I can see you're in trouble,"
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"far enough away I can ignore it."
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"[Girl] Lori, come on!"
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"Over here."
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"And don't drown."
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"I'll tell you, brother,"
Kyle XY
"give a woman an ounce of power and she'll run over you."
Kyle XY
"Why is Amanda sitting up there?"
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"She's a lifeguard."
Kyle XY
"She guards life?"
Kyle XY
"Sorta."
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"She'll jump in to save you if you can't swim."
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"He's like, seriously, manorexic."
Kyle XY
"Are you still mad at him for lying or are we playing the hard-to-get game?"
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"Not a game. I'm over it."
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"- [Girl] Really? - Really."
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"So you're not secretly yearning he'll call you over?"
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"Nope."
Kyle XY
"You're not quietly wishing he'd sit here with you?"
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"Not in the least."
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"you have no desire to sleep with him at Preston's party Friday,"
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"even though we both swore we wouldn't"
Kyle XY
"go back to school with our virginities intact?"
Kyle XY
"My virginity. Yours hasn't been an issue for quite some time."
Kyle XY
"Whatever."
Kyle XY
"Are you serious?"
Kyle XY
"You're really over him?"
Kyle XY
"I'm done with the whole friends with benefits. It's not fun anymore."
Kyle XY
"We're not really friends, which means we're just benefits."
Kyle XY
"If I'm gonna be giving benefits to anyone, it should mean something."
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"[Gasps] Look who's all protective of her first time."
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"I still do, but..."
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"...l'm not giving it up to some guy whose idea of fun"
Kyle XY
"is crawling into my bedroom drunk at 3:00 in the morning."
Kyle XY
"We'll just have to find you another de-virginizing opportunity."
Kyle XY
"Like yummity goodness over there."
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"[Lori] Eww!"
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"- Hilary! - Fine. I'll take him."
Kyle XY
"You are so not allowed to corrupt Kyle."
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"- Why not? - Because it's, like, wrong."
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"- When do we swim? - We don't come here to swim."
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"We come here to scope babes."
Kyle XY
"Babes?"
Kyle XY
"You know, the ladies."
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"Hot mommas."
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"Girls with C-cups."
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"[Water splashing]"
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"Like her. [sighs]"
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"Good Lord of the Rings."
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"Dude, a chick like that doesn't know I exist."
Kyle XY
"- So you won't go talk to her? - Talk to her? Are you nuts?"
Kyle XY
"So we come to the pool but don't swim,"
Kyle XY
"and we scope babes, but we don't talk to them?"
Kyle XY
"It's a cruel world. I just live in it."
Kyle XY
"Did she just?"
Kyle XY
"Don't move."
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"- Lori, my favorite sister of all time. - No."
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"- Come on. Go in the bathroom. - No."
Kyle XY
"Seriously. Go in the girls' locker room."
Kyle XY
"Get the name and the number of the girl in the pink bikini with the..."
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"...polka dots on her whatnots."
Kyle XY
"Forget it."
Kyle XY
"Look, you're gonna go in there right now,"
Kyle XY
"or I'll yell, "Lori Trager stuffs her bra," at the top of my lungs."
Kyle XY
"[Takes deep breath]"
Kyle XY
"Fine, you manipulative little freak."
Kyle XY
"He has no records, no history of school?"
Kyle XY
"As I explained, Kyle's situation is unique."
Kyle XY
"It certainly is."
Kyle XY
"But he's exceptionally bright."
Kyle XY
"You're requesting a one-on-one tutor. That's, um..."
Kyle XY
"That's an expensive arrangement."
Kyle XY
"Legally, you're obligated to provide it."
Kyle XY
"I know you, Mrs. Trager."
Kyle XY
"Anything I say in opposition to this"
Kyle XY
"will be met with all legal precedents that will refute my position."
Kyle XY
"Now that you mention it, Mr. Hooper, I have done the research."
Kyle XY
"Are you sure he wouldn't be better suited for a special ed program?"
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"- He's not disabled. - I'm sure."
Kyle XY
"To be fair, high school can be a very difficult experience"
Kyle XY
"If this boy is special,"
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"Of course."
Kyle XY
"Good."
Kyle XY
"- Did you find her? - There is one girl in there."
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"Gorgeous, great body. She's in the shower right now, naked."
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"- [Josh] That's her. - [Lori] That's impossible."
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"Josh, she's a ten."
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"There is no way a girl that hot would come within a mile of you."
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"- Get in there and find out her name. - It's not her."
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"- Quit messing around, Lori. - Quit bugging me, Josh."
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"Lori Trager stuffs her bra."
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"- You are so dead. - You guys? Where's Kyle?"
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"[Indistinct chatter]"
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"[Kyle] It felt just like my dream."
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"And just like Josh said, she came to help me."
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"- [Lori] Is he OK? - [Hilary] How long was he under?"
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"[Kyle] My whole body tensed and tingled."
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"I suddenly felt a strange sort of pressure."
Kyle XY
"- Good pressure. - [Chortles]"
Kyle XY
"Oh."
Kyle XY
"Kyle, cover up."
Kyle XY
"He had a lot of nerve implying Kyle didn't belong there."
Kyle XY
"He's not an educator. He's a bureaucrat worried about the bottom line."
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"- But he has a point. - [Both sigh]"
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"- Hey, honey. - Houston, we have a problem."
Kyle XY
"What's up?"
Kyle XY
"Funny you should ask."
Kyle XY
"Rough day?"
Kyle XY
"You want to talk about what happened?"
Kyle XY
"At the pool?"
Kyle XY
"You mean..."
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"- Yeah. - Everybody laughed at me."
Kyle XY
"You don't know why?"
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"- No. - You never had an erection before?"
Kyle XY
"OK, then."
Kyle XY
"First of all, you have to understand that"
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