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Clips from Umbrella Academy - Valhalla (S02E02)

"No one's gonna hurt ya."
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"[soft chittering]"
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"[Peter Schilling's "Major Tom (Coming Home)" plays]"
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"[chimp hooting softly]"
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"-[stopwatch clicks] -[bell dings]"
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"-[clicks] -♪ Are you sure? ♪"
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"-♪ Control is not convinced ♪ -[chimp hoots]"
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"♪ But their computer has the evidence ♪"
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"-[excited hooting] -♪ No need to abort ♪"
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"♪ The countdown starts ♪"
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"[man] This is Mercury control. The Mercury spacecraft umbilical is out."
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"-Nine, eight, seven, six... -♪ The countdown is on ♪"
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"-...five, four, three, two, one. -♪ Four, three, two, one ♪"
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"-♪ Calling, calling home ♪ -[soft hooting]"
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"[soft hooting]"
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"-[thunderous boom] -[warning alarm sounding]"
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"♪ Calling, calling home ♪"
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"♪ Home... ♪"
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"[in English] "Sing in me, Muse,"
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"harried for years on end--""
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"Reggie, he's sleepin'."
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"{\an8}When you say "we," who exactly are you referring to?"
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"{\an8}Listen, I don't know who you are or where you came from,"
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"{\an8}but whatever it is, I'd advise you return posthaste."
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"If I hadn't stepped in, all that would be left of you"
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"is a blazer and some bloody socks."
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"And you fight like you know what you're doing."
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"Bloody act like one."
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"Diego, I... I..."
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"but I like it better when I know what they're lying about."
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"I don't know when is."
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"My claustrophobic cult tracked me down, I fell off the wagon,"
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"-Aren't we a pair? [sniffs] -[chuckles] Yeah."
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"-Oh, Jesus. -[laughs softly]"
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"Oh!"
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"{\an8}-[chickens clucking] -[cow moos]"
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"-[rooster crows] -[soft guitar song plays on radio]"
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"Okay, half a day."
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"Do we need to talk?"
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"-A-About... -Do you want to?"
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"[Sissy sighs heavily]"
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"Talking makes things real,"
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"I'd go there right now."
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"[Sissy gasping]"
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"Carl's back early."
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"[Diego] No, no, no, I don't understand. They keep following me."
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"we only have six days before the end of the world,"
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"and the closest anyone's gotten to Dad was that driveway at the consulate."
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"...that's not exactly true."
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"What do you mean?"
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"-Oh, shit! -[upbeat guitar instrumentals playing]"
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"[Luther] Diego!"
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"Allison!"
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"[Luther] Oh, shit. [muttering]"
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"I am your son.""
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"-♪ He can't love you ♪ -♪ He can't love you ♪"
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"the physics of numerous quanta tells us that we cannot be certain about anything,"
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"For instance, it is a near certainty that in the next few minutes,"
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"Would you look at that?"
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"-No, I didn't. -I--"
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"I need your help."
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"or what you want,"
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"and tell them that this is the most ridiculous gambit in spycraft history."
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"poor hygiene, and your grotesque, simian proportions."
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"I don't care."
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"Dad is the ringleader of a sinister cabal"
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"that's planning to kill the president."
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"Wait! D--"
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"That's great, Carl."
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"Why don't you go ahead and take some time off?"
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"[Sissy] Not in front of Harlan."
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"-Can't you wait till we're alone? -[buzzing]"
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"[Carl] Well, I'm sick and tired of having to fight for your goddamn attention."
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"Yeah, I'm fine."
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"[door shuts]"
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"-Sweetie, really? -Those Nordic shitwits?"
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"You said they were Commission. You said they were on our side."
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"my mission that you gave me, and they got in the way."
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"-...that we're here. -So, what are we doing here?"
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"her mother who rescued her from those gin-addled, neglectful parents,"
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"You lied to them and they lied to me and everybody lies to everyone else."
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"If I thought you needed to know the truth, I would've told you the truth,"
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"No. But he kicked me out of his merry little band."
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"Oh, my dear, that..."
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"Maybe."
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"Diego, put the knife away, you idiot. She's fine."
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"Oh, I would love to see an energy tentacle."
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"Just going through a lot right now."
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"I thought she liked me, but turns out that she's..."
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"-[both chattering indistinctly] -[Allison laughing]"
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"[both chuckle softly]"
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"-[Klaus grunts] -Oh, you are drunk."
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"-No. Jesus. -[Vanya giggles]"
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"-Hi. -Hey, Vanny."
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"[purring]"
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"[cats meowing]"
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"[purring]"
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"[cat yowls]"
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"{\an8}[vacuum continues whirring]"
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"[cats meowing]"
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"Why am I always the last one to find out about the end of the--"
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"Do you have any leads, Five?"
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"-Holy shit, is that Dad? -Yeah."
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"We know he's on the grassy knoll in three days to kill the president."
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"-Find Dad. -[Diego] Kill Dad."
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"Dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is..."
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"And I wanna forget it, but I can't."
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"I heard a 58-year-old man who still wants his daddy to come and fix everything."
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"Jeez..."
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"[exhales sharply]"
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"When did the monkey learn how to fight dirty?"
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"[rock clatters]"
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"-Tacos? -Shouldn't we wait?"
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"Is there any way that tacos are gonna cause the end of the world?"
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"[giggles]"
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"Since the last time I destroyed the world by overestimating my own importance."
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"He's an asshole. I'm awesome. That's very simple."
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"Have to understand that, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"-Heroes stop crime. -[Luther] No, no, no."
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