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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Insufficient Praise (S10E10)

"It's like doing an impression for somebody. It's hard to just do it on command."
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"-You do impressions? -Yeah. I do a lot. I can--"
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"Raymond Massey as Lincoln. You never see that!"
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""A house divided against itself cannot stand.""
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"Well, I was so moved, Clive."
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"The pathos of this character."
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"-The triumph and the disgrace of his... -Thank you."
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"-Thank you. -Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm-mmm!"
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"Oh, my God. Oh. This is unbelievable!"
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"This Metzler's? Best, the best."
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"You see that? That is genuine praise."
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"I do a fucking play for 90 minutes,"
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"and you give that for a sandwich."
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"So you do do praise, just not for me."
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"You know, that, that kind of thing, that's not for people."
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"That's for sandwiches, a well-struck iron,"
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"-a good golf shot. -Do you know what it takes?"
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"Stand up there for 90 minutes, on your own, a one-man play?"
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"-Mm. -A serious subject like that. Do you know what it costs?"
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"Is he for real?"
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"No, I'm just saying. It seems..."
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"a little crazy."
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"That's what you thought when you came to see the play?"
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"You thought it's crazy that someone would do this."
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"Well, kinda."
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"-Larry: Clive, Clive! -Clive! Come on!"
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"-Susie: Clive! -Larry: Clive!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"Just need your signature real quick."
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"-How's it going today? -Good."
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"You're friends with Larry David, right?"
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"He's fucking a doll."
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"What?"
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"I delivered a blow-up fuck doll to his house."
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"How could you possibly know that?"
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"Have a great day."
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"-Hi. -Hey."
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"-I'm still a little pissed off, but I come as a friend. -Of course."
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"Your ex-husband, he's fucking..."
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"He's basically sticking his penis in a balloon."
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"-Larry! How are you? -How do you do?"
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"-How do you do? -How do you do?"
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"-I do well. I do well. -(Carol chuckles)"
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"-Do you want to come in, or-- -No, I don't think that'll be necessary."
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"You know, you got so emotional. I felt so terrible."
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"I had to give it to you."
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"-I appreciate it so much. -Yeah."
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"you're actually a professional crier. You do this for a living."
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"-Yeah? So? -And so what I can't quite figure out is..."
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"did I give that stole to... real Carol?"
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"Or did I give it to, you know,"
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"the professional crier?"
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"'Cause that would be bad. 'Cause then I would feel like I was duped."
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"You know. Who knows what else you've cried your way into."
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"(voice breaking): Those tears were real, Larry. And I..."
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"I obviously cry in real life, too."
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"-I'm a real person. -Yeah. Sure."
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"You think that I'm..."
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"I made up a story about my own mother..."
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"-You see, there. -...to get your stole?"
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"There, there, there it is."
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"-(Carol sobbing) -See?"
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"No, you're very good at this."
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"-Can't quite-- -Larry, please."
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"♪ ♪"
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"-Larry! Larry! -(honks)"
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"-Hey, Freddy! -I was just about to call you."
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"-Really? -You created a real problem"
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"with Uncle Moke with the Internet porn."
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"Ah, you know, it's, it's better than,"
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"than paying money for those magazines."
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"No, it's all day. It's a problem. It's all he does."
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"And he is paying. He's doing the chat rooms now."
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"I'm so sorry. I don't know. I was just trying to save the guy some money."
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"It's addiction. You gotta do something."
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"-Do something? What can I do? -Whatever it is,"
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"you kind of started it off. I think you should step in."
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"-All right, I'll think about it. -No, don't think about. Do whatever it is."
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"I gotta think about it. I don't know what to do. I gotta, you know,"
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"Hey, did you hit the doll up yet?"
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"-N-No. -Take a shot at the doll."
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"Plumber: And..."
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"voilà, the pee cube."
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"-I like it. -You sure do."
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"-Yeah. -Take her for a spin."
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"-Sure. -Get on in there, huh?"
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"-How does that feel? -Feels pretty good."
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"That shit ain't deep enough."
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"-Plumber: What do you mean? -What are you talking about?"
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"Any motherfucker that come up to that shit,"
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"with a little-ass penis, of course it works for them."
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"But you got a big-ass johnson, you gotta stand a little further back, see,"
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"so your johnson don't overshoot"
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"and hit the back of that motherfucker. I'm not bragging and shit,"
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"but I had a lady give me a wedgie with my own goddamn johnson."
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"Okay. Are we done here? Uh, can you get--"
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"-Can you get to work on this thing right away? -Yeah, of course. Yeah."
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"-Oh, okay. Yeah. -Prototype is pretty fuckin' good, though, man."
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"-Thanks, man. I appreciate that. -Leon: You do goddamn good work."
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"Hmm."
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"-Hey. -Hey."
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"-Hey. -What are you doing?"
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"Uh, Clive Owen. He's a mess."
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"Ever since you left him that message"
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"and the other day at the house..."
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"-What, at lunch? -...he's lost all confidence."
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"His shows are not as good. It's affecting his performances."
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"-Really? -Yeah. People used to weep. Nobody's weeping."
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"And we open in two days,"
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"and I'm scared that the critics are gonna kill him."
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"Oh, boy."
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"I gotta do something, and I don't know what."
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"-Lewis's girlfriend. -Yeah?"
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"-Carol. -Yeah?"
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"She's a professional crier."
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"-Yeah? -Hire her for opening night."
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"Let her sit in the audience, she'll sob away."
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"-Really? -Once she starts sobbing,"
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"everyone else will start sobbing. Sobs are contagious."
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"-You can never have enough criers. No. -Abs-- I know. You can't."
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