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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - The Smiley Face (S08E08)

"Uh... okay, yeah, I'll be there."
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"My dad just died."
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""where's antoinette?""
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"Huh."
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"I was sick from this, honest to god."
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"is cover this with a little 100 sunblock and you'll be fine."
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"- All right, 100... pretty high. - Yeah well, it does the job."
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"I was so sorry to hear about antoinette's father Jim."
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"Ah, well."
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"You know that he and I used to play in a band together for a while."
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"Right! - As a matter of fact, antoinette called me recently"
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"and asked me to play at his funeral."
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"I'm playing."
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""Danny boy" on the flute."
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"Oh, listen, one other thing. Richard Lewis, he's a friend of yours, is he not?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah yeah."
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"at the last minute and hasn't rescheduled yet."
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"Have you any idea why such a thing would take place?"
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"And several people who he has refered to me"
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"- Do you have any idea why... - No!"
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"I wouldn't worry about it. He's a little nutty."
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"- You know. - This I know."
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"it's been about two years since you've been here."
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"- Okay. - I need to look you over"
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"- from head to toe. - The full body scan in my underwear?"
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"It's important I take a look at you."
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"- I'm very uncomfortable with that, frankly. - I know you are."
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"You-you look at my penis. I-i... I don't... I don't like it."
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"It will be the briefest look at your penis, believe me."
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"I have to masturbate before I come so I exhaust the area."
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"- It's a whole to-do. - It's routine."
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"- So if you don't mind, I'll make an appointment... - thanks, doc, I don't think so."
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"I hope you're planning on putting that stuff away somewhere."
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"Yeah, I am putting it away. Right here."
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"We've got some ground rules we've gotta make here, right?"
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"This space has to remain clean!"
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"There can be no bullshit on this counter, do you understand?"
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"By the way, you're the one who took my stuff"
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"out of these two cabinets and put it into this one."
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"You're telling me it's unfair the amount of cabinet space"
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"- that I've taken? - Yes yes."
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"There are two things about dog that everybody knows, okay?"
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"I am clean and I am fair."
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"- Oh really? - Okay?"
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"These cabinets are mine... look!"
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""For big dog only. For big dog only.""
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"- You can rip the labels off. - Don't touch the fucking labels!"
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"- Well, guess what, big dog. - What?"
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"This food is staying here because I have no place to put it!"
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"- It's rabbit food. - Oh, is that right?"
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"You got pudding in here, okay? You got fucking pudding. Gimme a break."
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"Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell out of here!"
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"This weighs almost five lbs. You eat this? You put this in your body?"
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"By the way, I saw the show? It stinks."
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"- Nothing's going on, just sharks swimming around. - Are you getting negative"
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"- about my show? - Yeah, your show stinks."
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"And you know what? I'm not calling you dog anymore."
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"The dog days are over. From now on, you're dino!"
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"- Jesus Christ, calm down. - Fuck you, dog!"
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"Take your fucking rabbit food"
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"- Finally the guy dies. - Oh my god."
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"She found out on the phone in my office, yeah."
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"I know... I know what she must be going through"
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"Huh."
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"What... what was that?"
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"What should I have said?"
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""I'm sorry to hear that.""
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"With all due respect,"
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"don't you think the sorry window has closed on that?"
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"Two years, you're still getting sorries? I don't think so."
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"- That's a long time for sorries. - I don't think so."
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"That's like saying "happy new year" in October."
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"- Do you want me to put it on for you? - Yeah, thanks."
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"You're welcome."
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"Oh, um, by the way,"
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"But I don't... I don't need it."
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"- You can keep it. - Turns out I didn't need it either."
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"But when I borrow something, I return."
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"Borrow, return."
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"Is this about..."
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"No, of course not!"
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"Although, I mean, now that you mention it."
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"I guess it's kind of, what? In your wallet now."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"I can't believe you would actually need"
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"I don't think you would have."
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"Is this 'cause I didn't say I'm sorry?"
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"Did you get the whole head?"
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"Yes, I did."
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"Sorry."
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"I'm very sorry."
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"You've got something on your head."
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"I believe they refer to that as a smiley face."
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"They're frequently used by idiots"
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"at the end of emails and text messages,"
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"(such as "I miss you.:)""
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"- I don't know if it's appropriate for a funeral. - It's not."
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"You're probably right about that. Not much I can do about it."
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"I have a hat in my car. It's a dodger hat."
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"Mom, it's Larry. Hi, Larry."
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"So sorry."
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"I believe that's called a smiley face."
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"- What's it doing there? - Well, a disgruntled woman"
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"She owed me $60 and wouldn't pay me,"
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"so I... I brought it up."
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"- It's not hers! - Right."
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"- It's not hers. It's my money. - Right. Absolutely."
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"- I'll be right back. - Rosemary, am I crazy?"
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"- Thanks for being here. - Yeah."
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"They loved each other very much. It's very hard on her."
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"And she was not at her father's bedside when he passed away."
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"You know, the bedside's a little overrated, frankly."
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"Not that much goes on there."
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"You think they're gonna say "rosebud" or something."
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"They're not saying rosebud, whatever that is."
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"How long do you think the..."
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"Grieving process"
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"might take for her?"
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"for my daughter to get back to work."
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"Maybe I could fill in for her."
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