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Clips from Schitt's Creek - General Store (S03E03)

"I'll see you both after school."
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"This lady"
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"passed a lot of secret notes,"
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"Aside from the fact that I caught wind"
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"that Christmas World was moving into the general store."
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"Oh! Tell me about it."
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"So you can imagine my surprise when I found out"
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"that the deciding factor in all of this"
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"was my own mother!"
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"to support a disgusting big box store like that."
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"David, sit, please."
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"And I'd say you'll understand one day,"
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"but you don't enjoy children,"
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"Okay, protect me from what?"
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"From yourself."
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"for an undertaking of this scope!"
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"Okay, what about all the galleries?"
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"Those were all me."
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"I've run businesses before."
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"Never on your own, and never without a safety net."
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"for the start-up money!"
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"But I opened those galleries myself."
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"And who do you think bought all your patrons?"
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"So you're telling me that my entire professional career"
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"We helped you because we could!"
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"And now I realize that might not have been"
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"the best thing for you or your autonomy, but..."
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"Okay, well, now I guess I'll never find out"
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"Hello, Mr. Rose."
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"Oh Ivan, thank you."
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"Ohh! These smell amazing!"
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"And I have muffins for Twyla."
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"- Oh. - Yeah, I'm going to talk to her now."
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"- Hi, Ivan. - Um..."
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"- Goodbye. - Yeah."
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"Mr. Rose,"
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"No, no, don't... All right, have a seat."
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"I always watch romantic movies."
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""When Harry Met Sally,""
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""Smell of Woman.""
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"Okay, and?"
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"I'll have the waffles."
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"And uh, eggs,"
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"uh, uh,"
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"what does dog say before the breakfast?"
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"Bun appetite."
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"Bun appetite."
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"Bun..."
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"Bone appetit, I think it's a dog bone joke."
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"- Eggs and waffles. - Hmm, yes."
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"Coming up."
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"Oh, well..."
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"I think uh a little quality control on this"
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"- wouldn't hurt, huh? - Yeah, yes."
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"and that can be super intimidating,"
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"but I just wanted to let you know that I'm actually"
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"very approachable."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"So why don't you just show me what that note says."
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"passing notes in class is not only disruptive"
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"- to the whole student body... - I started it."
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"Alexis, if you're gonna be in this class,"
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"you are gonna have to learn to be less disruptive."
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"That really isn't necessary, Mrs. Schitt."
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"and everyone's talking about the dress."
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"So gorge.""
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"It's just that we're going to have to focus"
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"Do you wanna have lunch tomorrow?"
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"I just find it extremely violating."
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"Yes!"
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"it's like a form of child abuse."
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"Don't quote me on this,"
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"your galleries got."
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"Who's to say?!"
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"for hanging out with you, so..."
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"David, there you are."
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"I come bearing good news."
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"And what's that, your friends at Christmas World"
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"mildly Hebraic-looking elf?!"
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"I thought you might like to know"
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"that council has agreed to accept your application."
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"What about Christmas World?"
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"to change everyone's minds,"
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"because Christmas World pulled out."
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"This is good news!"
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"I mean, yeah, if someone hadn't snuffed out"
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"the last remaining embers of my self-confidence."
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"Why don't you channel some of that charming self-pity"
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"into a business plan, okay?"
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"if you still want it."
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"Which he does."
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"If there's anyone in this town who might have the eye"
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"There's cinnamon buns in the lobby!"
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"I know, where are these from?"
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"Yeah, I got those for the motel."
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"Okay, well, they were just sitting there."
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"Oh, they weren't just sitting there, Alexis,"
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"- John? - In here, Moira."
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"There are cinnamon buns in the lobby!"
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"Oh come on, Moira, Moira!"
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"These are for the continental breakfast"
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"we're offering at the motel!"
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"Continental breakfast?"
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"- They're for the guests! - How whimsical."
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"It's a start, it's a start,"
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"What exactly goes into a "continental breakfast?""
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"It's a breakfast, David,"
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"it's a light breakfast with pastries and coffee."
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"What's continental about that?"
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"It's for business travelers,"
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"travelling the continent,"
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"eating breakfast, and..."
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"continental travelling."
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"That doesn't sound even remotely correct."
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"Okay, come on, seriously!"
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"There's only one left?!"
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"I know, Stevie was eating the other one."
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"It's all right, I'll take care of it."
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"Well, I guess it would be wrong to serve the guests day-olds."
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"You know this bun added a star to our rating?"
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