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Clips from Schitt's Creek - General Store (S03E03)

"and I think we should experience it to the fullest."
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"Thank you."
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"Is that appropriate attire"
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"for high school, do you think?"
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"- Yeah well, what's wrong with it?! - Well..."
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"Anyway, just don't trust anyone"
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"that wants to be your friend on the first day, okay?"
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"And you mustn't let anyone push you around,"
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"I will not relive that bullying nightmare."
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"I wasn't bullied."
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"She doesn't mean you, Alexis."
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"That's the heartbreaking part,"
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"he was so blissfully unaware."
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"- Okay, I'm gonna go. - Ugh!"
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"Okay, I think you're brave."
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"Well, that's very nice of you to say, David."
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"Okay, he's being sarcastic!"
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"- What?! - Oh."
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"Oh my God!"
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"General Store Aired the 21st February 2017"
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"I can't tell what's more tragic,"
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"the fact that the only store in town is closing,"
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"or that they've..."
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"decided to display the fungal cream beside the cereal boxes."
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"That's actually really convenient,"
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"because I forgot to have breakfast,"
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"and I'm running low on fungal cream, so..."
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"Fungal?"
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"Yeah, it's like they knew what the consumer wanted,"
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"and then ran in the opposite direction."
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"- Finding everything okay? - Yes. Yeah."
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"It's sad about the store."
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"Yeah, I can imagine."
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"I mean, this store in the right hands"
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"could be very lucrative."
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"who understands what people want and need,"
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"So why don't you do something about it?"
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"I'm pretty sure telling them"
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"might be rubbing salt in the wound."
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"No, I'm saying ever since you walked in here"
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"you've been talking about how you would've done things differently,"
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"I think you should put what little money you have"
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"where your mouth is."
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"I do have a very good idea."
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"What you lack in most things,"
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"you make up for in unsubstantiated confidence."
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"Good morning, class."
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"I'm sure you have all noticed"
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"there's a new student in our midst."
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"Let's give a warm welcome to Alexis Rose."
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"to finish her diploma."
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"Okay, so let's open our books."
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"Oh um, I'd just like to say a few words."
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"- Hey. - Oh."
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"So as Jocelyn said, my name is Alexis,"
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"and yes, I did not finish high school."
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"Um, it's this long, boring story involving a yacht,"
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"and a famous soccer player,"
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"if we could just go around the room,"
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"five things about yourself."
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"Actually, we don't have time for that today."
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"Maybe you could talk between classes,"
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"So just find me after class, or..."
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"Sorry I'm late, but I have morning muffins."
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"Yeah, they keep selling out."
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"Ivan!"
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"- Bob's friend? - Oh yeah!"
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"Bagels, I know."
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"Yes, yes, yes, yes, bagels."
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"Oh, I see you have a new enterprise."
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"Yeah, it was always my dream to bake muffins."
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"Well, funny you should mention it,"
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"because I'm thinking of"
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"doing a continental breakfast at the motel,"
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"and this could be uh... very helpful."
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"Yeah. I not make breakfast."
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"No, no, no, a continental breakfast,"
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"just pastries and coffee."
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"No coffee."
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"No, I make coffee, but only for myself."
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"Yeah, no, no, it's just your muffins"
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"I bake for Twyla."
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"Oh, but it's always nice to have new customers."
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"Yeah, I'd love to see your operation."
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"Yes. Yeah."
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"Wow, this could be very exciting."
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"You know, a continental breakfast could add"
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"an extra star on our rating."
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"Oh wow, so how many stars would that give you?"
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"One."
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"So, there are carols playing,"
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"and it snows inside all day long."
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"Gwen's gonna lose her mind!"
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"Shh! Shh! Shh!"
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"What now?!"
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"No need to terminate your chitter-chatter"
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"You gonna tell them, or should I?"
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"Ladies, um we have some good news..."
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"Bob, okay, there's a way to do these things,"
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"and I'm the one who's supposed to lead these meetings,"
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"- all right? - They wanna take over"
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"- the general store. - Bob!"
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"It's just, you know, it's big news."
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"And what on earth is a Christmas World?"
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"But is this really the kind of business"
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"we want in this town?"
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"You know, I have yet to find an ornament in there"
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"they're actually underage kids."
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"Ladies, if we don't approve this,"
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"then Christmas World will take its fake snow,"
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"and its all-you-can-drink nog fountain to Elmdale!"
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"Well, that makes our decision easy."
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"Moira, Moira, Moira."
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"A word to the wise, okay?"
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"It's huge business."
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"Tourist dollars!"
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"Well, I'm not voting for it."
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"Let's take a little time to think about it."
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"It's-it's Christmas World!"
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"We don't wanna get on their naughty list."
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