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Clips from #BlackAF (2020) - yup, you guessed it. again, this is because of slavery (S01E01)

"-Yes. Yes, I do. -[Broadway chuckles]"
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"Broadway."
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"If it wasn't for gay sex, I'd be gay."
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"For real."
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"I mean, my dude would probably be hella in shape,"
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"hella fun, hella rich. [chuckles]"
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"We'd probably play catch and Madden and shit. [chuckles]"
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"If it wasn't for smashing other dudes."
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"[clicks tongue]"
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"Okay, Broadway, cool. Well, nice to see you, as always."
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"Rawr! Rawr!"
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"-Okay. -[Brooklyn] I'm not hungry."
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"Well, we're gonna eat anyway."
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"Yeah, that's the introductions."
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"I mean, it's crazy that he even remembers your names,"
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"like, he can't remember our kids' birthdays. [chuckling]"
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"[all laughing]"
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"-[Leeza] That tracks. -[Joya] Yeah. Yeah."
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"-[Jerome] I don't blame him with six kids. -Not--"
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"-[Joya lauging] Yeah. -That's very funny."
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"-Well, thank you so much for great jokes. -Okay. Come on, boo boo. Let's go."
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"And bringing my child here."
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"-I appreciate you. -Really good to meet you."
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"Especially you, Mikayla. Great to meet you. Yeah."
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"We're gonna go now. Give Daddy back his phone."
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"-You don't know what's on there! Okay. -[scattered laughter]"
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"All right, bye! See you!"
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"-[Mikayla] Bye, Brooklyn! -[Broadway] See ya!"
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"[Jerome] Bye, Brooklyn!"
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"-She is fantastic. -Yeah."
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"-Is she? -Yeah, definitely. Your wife is a queen."
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"Yeah."
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"And her snap-back game is Angela Bassett-esque."
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"I'm just saying, she's like a caramel rubber band, you know?"
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"-Stop while you're ahead. -What the fuck is happening right now?"
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"I'm hearing myself say it, it sounds inappropriate."
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"I meant to say was that"
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"she's a beautiful woman and she's an amazing mother."
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"Why is she an amazing mother?"
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"that probably should not travel, and fried chicken?"
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"Or because she takes her three-year-old son who can't fend for himself"
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"and she'd go to jail if she left him at home to wherever she's going?"
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"But she is amazing. I'm not saying she's not."
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"All I'm saying is, isn't it kinda weird that"
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"literally, you almost never hear someone say someone's an amazing black dad?"
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"[Broadway] Hm!"
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"You hear it with the mom, but you almost never hear it with a black man."
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"If I ask you right now,"
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"name an amazing black dad."
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"Uh..."
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"-Cosby. -No. No."
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"But if I asked you to name an amazing black mom."
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"Then I would say Michelle Obama. Hello?"
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"-She's always posting about her baby. -And Jada Pinkett Smith."
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"Jada Pinkett Smith. And her mom, too."
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"-Maya Angelou is good too. -Moms Mabley."
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"-Moms Mabley, she has "Moms" in her name. -[Kenya] All good examples except that."
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"But yes, she probably was, you know, actually, to be fair."
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"My point being is, don't you think it's weird how"
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"in the streets,"
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"the black moms' fucking rep is like Marvel-superhero level."
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"They might as well walk around with capes on. They can do no wrong,"
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"but black dads in the street, our shit is trash."
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"Trash."
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"[Broadway] That's for real. Seriously."
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"I mean, black dads are like the Hitlers of dads."
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"-No offense, sir. -Could you not call me "sir?""
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"Just as a rule."
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"Also, why would you assume that I'd be offended by you mentioning Hitler?"
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"You think I'm a Nazi sympathizer?"
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"-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, sir! -[Jerome] Is that it? Is that--"
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"-[sighs] -This is what I was trying to avoid."
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"To be fair, it's weird."
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"-I told you about this. -[Kenya] I can see it now."
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"Okay. Look, I'm just saying this, it's not like you don't get love, okay?"
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"There's people always praising you about being such a great writer."
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"And for Joya, you know, she gets praised for being a mom."
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"She gets a lot of love for being a lawyer too. Like, a lot."
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"I feel like, why can't it go both ways?"
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"Why can't I get praised for being a great writer,"
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"and I also have six kids."
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"She didn't do that by herself. So, why can't we get both?"
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"-Okay, Leeza. What? -What?"
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"Seems like you're about to have an aneurysm."
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"-Say what you gotta say. -I wasn't going to say anything,"
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"it's just a little ridiculous to me that you're trying to equate this"
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"because-- Anyway, I'm sorry. It's just that,"
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"you know, when Dan takes the kids to the park once a week, once,"
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"everyone's like, "Oh, how amazing.""
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"-What? -Oh, okay."
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"That was not a racist thing to say."
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"This job is hard, and then I go home and I'm cooking dinner,"
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"and I do bath-time and story-time,"
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"and then, and, and--"
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"I take the kids to the park and I fall asleep"
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"one time. One time!"
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"Because I took a really small hit on my, you know,"
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"medically prescribed "bliss:dosist" pen,"
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"which Dr. Chimchor said I need for my anxiety, so..."
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"And the next thing I know, I'm being questioned"
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"by fucking Hispanic and Asian cops for 35 minutes."
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""Are you okay? Where are your children?""
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"Like I'm a bad mom,"
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"That story had so much--"
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"Did you get..."
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"Every single word."
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"Uh, I think maybe we can start with why it was necessary"
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"to disclose the races of the officers."
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"My point is"
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"that I think that dads are celebrated for doing ten percent"
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"of the stuff that moms are just expected to do."
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"You know, I think that is probably true about white fathers,"
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"but I don't think the black fathers get the same presumption of goodness."
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"-Oh, my God. -Amen."
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"Wait, "amen?""
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"-[laughing] -Ooh."
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"Hilarious."
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"[Nelson continues laughing]"
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"Even though sometimes he be dropping hellified black facts,"
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"[Drea] How come?"
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