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Clips from Saved by the Bell - Miss Bayside (S02E02)

"If a guy is going to win this pageant,"
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"it's going to be me!"
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"Face it, Zack,"
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"now that Slater's entered, I don't stand a chance."
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"You're wrong, Screech."
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"Take away his looks, his muscles"
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"and his smile, and what's left?"
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"Me?"
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"Slater never would have entered this contest if it weren't for you."
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"Are you going to sit back and let him steal the credit you deserve?"
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"Well, what can I do?"
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"Get back in there and fight."
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"- Oww! - Oops."
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"Sorry, boss. I think I gave you a shiner."
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"Oh, no. Look at my eye."
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"I'll never win the beauty pageant now."
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"Oh yeah?"
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"Hey, guys. Did you hear about Slater and Screech?"
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"Yeah, they both did great at the talent rehearsal."
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"Oh, no. That's old news. I mean Screech's black eye."
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"Slater gave Screech a black eye?"
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"You're kidding! Slater gave Screech a black eye?"
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"Did you hear what Slater did to Screech last night?"
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"- What? - What?"
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"Slater dropped Screech off the roof of the school!"
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"- No kidding! - No kidding!"
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"Did you hear Screech was in surgery for eight hours?"
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"I know. He's still in intensive care."
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"Did you hear Screech is on life-support?"
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"Yeah, but the brave little guy"
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"If the hospital lets him out on time."
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"Wow!"
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"And now, continuing with our swimsuit competition."
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"Next up is Jeannie Tyler."
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"Thank you, Jeannie."
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"Our next contestant is Kelly Kapowski."
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"Kelly's our head cheerleader."
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"She's used to leading cheers, but now she's receiving them."
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"Where is your swimsuit, Jessie?"
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"I don't believe a woman should be displayed like a side of beef."
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"However, I am wearing a swimsuit underneath,"
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"it's blue with pink stripes, okay?"
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"Gee, I wonder why they don't like him?"
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"Okay."
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"Thank you very much, AC Slater."
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"I think they like him."
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"The winner will go on to Sacramento"
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"to compete for the title of Miss High School California."
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"- Each girl-- - Ahem."
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"Or guy, will answer one question"
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"Next, Kelly Kapowski."
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"Kelly, "What do you think we can do"
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"to make this a more peaceful world?""
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"I don't think it's enough to believe in peace."
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"You have to cheer it along. Like..."
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"gimme a P-E-A-C-E!"
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"Thank you, Kelly."
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""Do you think beauty pageants are out of touch"
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"with today's changing woman?""
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"No, I don't. I think beauty should be appreciated"
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"wherever you can find it. There are so many terrible things"
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"in the world today, why not have a pageant that makes you feel good?"
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"Miss...ter Samuel Powers."
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"All right."
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""What have you learned from competing"
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"in the Miss Bayside Pageant?""
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"Tonight, hundreds of my fellow students cheered for me."
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"But it's time for me to stop thinking about myself."
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"I don't like this."
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"could possibly win Miss High School California."
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"I mean any of these girls would be better."
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"So please, don't vote for me."
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"Now that's inner beauty."
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"Don't listen to him, he's still on medication!"
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"All right, this is the big moment."
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"Good luck, everyone."
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"The new Miss Bayside is..."
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"the lovely, the beautiful..."
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"Screech!"
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"I don't believe it."
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"I've lost to a teenage mutant dork?"
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"Okay, well, here you go. Here's your 50 bucks."
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"I started a rumor that you gave Screech that black eye."
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"What? So that's why no one cheered for me then."
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"have you ever seen a more beautiful Miss Bayside than that?"
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"♪ Say, isn't she-- he charming? ♪"
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"♪ Isn't he a pearl? ♪"
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"♪ Lovely, disarming ♪"
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"♪ Not even a girl ♪"
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"♪ And now it's my duty ♪"
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"♪ The very first Mister Miss Bayside! ♪"
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"and a five-day weekend."
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"Come on, Kelly. Let's go make picket signs."
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"Let me see here. Hmm..."
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"Belding is a sexist! Rah, rah, rah!"
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"- Wish me luck. - Lisa, you had your chance."
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"Oh, great. Now I suppose you want to enter."
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"I'm sorry but this contest is only for women."
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"I don't believe this."
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"Give me a break. It's easy for you to talk."
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"I mean, Ms. Mama."
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"is like having snap and crackle without the pop."
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"- No hard feelings? - Of course not."
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"Me?"
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"And now allow me to present my wonderful assistant, Kevin."
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"AC Slater should be locked up."
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"Next a different look for this year's competition --"
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"And now, for our final contestant for Miss Bayside,"
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"Keep your money. It wasn't a fair fight."
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"You wouldn't have won anyway. Besides,"
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"♪ He's bursting with beauty ♪"
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"Oh, great. This is going to be some beauty pageant. Woof woof."
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"But I wouldn't expect you to grasp that."
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"That's what you think."
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"But Jessie, when those women go swimming,"
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"And now the results of the principal popularity poll."
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"Let's go. Come on, everybody."
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"Next, Samuel Powers,"
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"Screech is making a mockery out of the pageant."
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"P-E-A-C-E! Yay, peace!"
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