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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Juliet Prowse (S01E01)

"More! More!"
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"Less! Less!"
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"OK. Stand by for the Western sketch. Hey, Kermit, Kermit."
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"(gruffly) Does this sound like John Wayne?"
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"Will you get onstage, Fozzie?"
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"Hey, Kermit. Hmm?"
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"Yeah, now that Muppy is doing the big "Simon Smith" number,"
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"well, he only has one other suggestion."
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"Listen, I already gave him his own dressing room. What more does he want?"
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"Well, it's about the title of the show. Look."
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"The Muppy Show?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, it's cowboy time."
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"(♪ "Home on the Range")"
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"I'd been playing saloon piano in Snake City for three years."
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"It was the roughest town in the West."
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"Howdy, Rowlf."
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"Uh... Hello, Miss Kitty."
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"I mean, they were tough."
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"After three years, I thought I'd seen it all."
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"I'd seen the Clanton brothers, the Younger brothers,"
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"the James brothers."
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"Not to mention the Osmond brothers."
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"But when Kid Fozzie came to town,"
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"(gruffly) All right, everybody. Reach for the floor."
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"Uh, beg pardon?"
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"Reach for the floor. This is a stickdown."
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"You're confused, Kid. You ain't got no guns."
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"Those are pickles. (laughter)"
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"That's right, folks."
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"There he is, the fastest gherkin in the West."
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"He's got a license to carry them pickles?"
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"Hey, when you get shot by a pickle at close range,"
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"do you get garlic burns?"
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"I didn't know the pickles were loaded. Here's your money."
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"All right, Kid, don't make a move. I got you covered. Throw down your pickles."
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"OK."
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"I don't need guns to fight you."
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"I'll get you with my knife."
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"Will you stop with the vegetables?"
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"I'm a desperate bear,"
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"It's an apple! And don't tell me..."
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"Yes. The fuse is lit."
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"The fuse is lit?"
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"(coughing)"
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"And that's how it was"
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"the day Kid Fozzie came into town."
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"That's one of the reasons"
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"I always thought the Muppets were weird."
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"Why's that?"
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"They think explosions are funny."
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"Yes. Explosions aren't funny."
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"Although some of them are really quite droll."
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"Juliet, what has one eye, sharp teeth"
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"I don't know. I don't know, either, but you're wearing it."
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"Hiya, toots."
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"(screams)"
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"Muppy, Scooter, you're on next."
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"It's no use, Kermit. What?"
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"Muppy says if you won't change the title of the show, he's not going on."
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"He's locked himself in his dressing room, and he's not coming out."
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"Yeah, but the "Simon Smith" number's on next."
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"Kermit? Kermit? Kermit?"
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"Uh... congratulations, Fozzie."
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"You're doing an act this week."
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"Sometimes I can be very persuasive."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"(♪ "Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear")"
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"♪ I may go out tomorrow"
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"♪ If I can borrow a coat to wear"
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"♪ With my sincere smile and my dancing bear"
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"♪ Courageous, charming"
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"♪ Oh, who would think a boy and bear"
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"♪ Making the grandest entrances"
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"♪ Simon Smith and his dancing bear"
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"♪ They'll love us"
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"♪ Won't they?"
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"♪ They feed us"
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"♪ Don't they?"
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"♪ Oh, who would think a boy and bear"
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"♪ Could be well-accepted everywhere?"
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"♪ The great attraction everywhere"
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"♪ Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear"
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"Together! Yes!"
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"Say, Waldorf, I was wondering if maybe you..."
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"Darn. I'd better get some new batteries for my hearing aid."
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"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I fool him every time!"
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"OK. Muppet Glee Club,"
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"Muppet Glee Club onstage, please."
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"Muppet Glee Club. OK. All right."
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"Everybody in position, please. OK."
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"Everybody ready?"
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"The Muppet Glee Club. 1 and 2 and..."
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"I thought it was lovely."
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"You wave that stick wonderfully."
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"When it comes to stick waving, Kermit wrote the book."
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"Well, thank you, thank you. I do appreciate that kind comment,"
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"but I would like to point out to all assembled here"
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"that this is a glee club."
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"Oh, yes, that is what our letterhead says."
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"Yeah. So when I wave this stick so wonderfully,"
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"I would like to hear something. Oh!"
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"We were remiss in that regard."
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"1 and 2 and..."
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"(all sing different tunes at once)"
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"Wait, wait, wait. Hold, hold, hold..."
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"Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Stop."
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"How shall I say this?"
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"Excuse me, friends, but to my ears at least,"
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"it would help a lot if you were all singing..."
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"the same song! (hen) Oh, I love it!"
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"Awful cute, too."
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"as long as we all agree to the song that we're going to sing."
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"OK. OK?"
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"Now, does anybody here have a favorite song?"
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"(all) Yes!"
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"Uh, w-what song is that?"
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"(all) "Temptation"!"
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"the Muppet Glee Club will now render "Temptation.""
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"Piggy, honey? Hmm?"
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"You can take the solo. Yes, my love."
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