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Clips from The Boondocks - Breaking Grandad (S04E04)

"Supposedly, she knew everything there was about black beauty products,"
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"although I started to suspect"
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"her operation might not be completely legit."
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"This is a tough business."
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"Normally, I try to talk people out of it, but you guys..."
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"You got something special, very special."
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"This isn't just hair relaxer."
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"This is art."
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"You niggas are some real artists."
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"We used your gel on the left half of Hot Chocolate's hair."
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"Bitches be hatin'."
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"This is better than white-bitch hair."
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"This is damn near virgin-Cambodian-bitch quality."
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"So, I can presume you're interested"
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"in placing an order, Ms. Willona?"
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"Boss Willona."
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"Excuse me?"
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"An African-American entrepreneur."
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"You don't think I've earned the right to be called "boss"?"
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"Huh?"
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"I mean, yes, of course. You're the boss, Willona."
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"Whoa!"
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"All right, all right, all right."
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"I'll take all of it... Whatever you got."
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"Boss Willona, could I advise my grandfather briefly?"
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"We need to get up out of here, Granddad."
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"Leave? Why?"
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"'Cause they're gangsters."
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"Gangster? Boy, that's ridiculous."
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"Miss Boss Willona is a pillar of the community."
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"I assure you our operation is entirely legitimate."
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"Boss Willona, there's something you should know about this stuff."
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"No, there isn't. Boy, that's enough."
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"No, Granddad, I think we should tell them."
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"Damn, Huey. Why you got to ruin everything?"
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"We got to tell them."
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"It's our responsibility to tell them, Granddad."
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"You drive me crazy, boy."
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"Man, Huey, I can't stand you. Tell us what?"
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"Boss Willona, this stuff is dangerous."
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"It's a highly explosive compound."
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"Nobody should ever, ever put this in their hair."
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"Explosive?"
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"You think them bitches out there care about a little fire?"
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"This here will turn your brain green."
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"This stuff has plutonium."
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"This one here is acid."
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"These bitches would put napalm on their hair"
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"if it would make it straight."
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"Put a warning label on it."
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"♪ Shut up for seven years"
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"♪ You see us, yeah, we up"
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"♪ We fiends like they be"
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"♪ We get it hand over fist"
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"♪ Like some sign-language shit"
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"♪ But it's hard to forget how they line up for this shit"
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"♪ It ain't just crack, nigga"
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"♪ Everything's a trap"
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"♪ Hustle this hooptie music"
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"♪ You see me, son"
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"♪ I'm a..."
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"Oh, my God, I'm never gonna look like Beyonce!"
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"So, you're just gonna sit there and not help?"
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"That's okay. He just don't get none of this money."
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"I understand, Huey."
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"So many bad things has happened to us."
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"It's hard not to assume the worst."
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"But don't you see? This time, it's different."
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"This time, everything's gonna work out perfectly."
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"I know it."
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"Next on Channel 11 news..."
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"Could you have a bomb in your hair?"
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"contains a dangerously explosive chemical."
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"The trouble started"
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"when two women attempted to board a plane and were stopped"
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"after explosives were detected on their person."
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"Florida Beatrice Jackson"
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"and Teshawndretta Brown were detained for several hours"
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"before it was finally discovered that their hair..."
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"Or more precisely, their hair relaxer was the culprit."
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"I know we look like A-rabs, all exotified and whatnot with all this hair,"
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"but we ain't, okay?"
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"So, they need to go fuck with them actual A-rab motherfuckers"
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"and leave niggas the fuck alone!"
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"The ironically named hair gel"
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"is the hottest-selling on the market,"
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"but experts claim a single jar contains enough high explosives"
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"to destroy a small plane or a Prius."
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"Channel 11 obtained a sample of the hair gel"
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"and placed it in the wig you see on this mannequin."
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"You can see for yourself"
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"the massive destructive power of this product."
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"Right like white beauty shop,"
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"which said it had sold out of the product,"
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"claimed it would not be ordering any more"
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"but refused to disclose the name of the manufacturer."
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"That's what I'm talking about. Shush!"
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"Meanwhile, authorities are urging people who bought the product"
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"to call the police,"
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"and their local bomb squad will properly dispose of the gel."
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"This afternoon, the state legislature held an emergency session"
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"to make sale or possession of the hair gel a terrorist offense,"
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"punishable by torture, indefinite rendition,"
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"and execution by drone strike."
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"And they'll deserve it."
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"Tim, back to you."
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"No, it's not over."
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"We'll appeal, shift blame. They knew the risk."
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"There was a warning label."
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"Are you serious?"
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"It's Willona."
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"So, uh, I took the liberty of returning your money."
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"I don't want the money back, Robert."
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"I want more gel."
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"A lot more."
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"But, Boss Willona,"
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"Bomb hair gel has been declared a controlled substance."
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"Selling more would be unthinkable."
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"I don't believe it's the government's right"
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"to tell black women they can't have long, beautiful hair."
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