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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Milton Berle (S02E02)

"You, the... the... [stammers]"
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"How about, uh, Top Banana?"
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"But..."
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"Top Banana."
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"Listen, Mr. Berle, if you want me to call you a banana I'll do it."
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"I'll call you a Brussels sprout, a plum... whatever."
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"No, no, no, kid."
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"You see, top banana is what they call the head comic"
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"- back in the days of burlesque. - Oh!"
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"[♪ Top Banana ]"
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"Hey, hey, where are you going?"
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"I'm taking my case to court."
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"Oh, no! Oh, no, oh, no!"
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"- Oh, no? What's the matter, my good man? What's the matter? - Who is this? Who is this?"
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"- Why, it's me. - Oh, good, I thought it was me."
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"- [whistling and humming] - Hey, hey! Now where you going?"
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"I'm taking my case to a higher court."
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"[groans]"
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"Hey, hey, now where you going, Sam?"
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"Sam? [snorts] How did you know?"
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"How'd you know my name was... Will you wait till I tell it, folks, please?"
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"- How'd you know my name was Sam? - I guessed it."
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"Then guess where I'm going."
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"[sobbing] You wanna know?"
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"Stop the music."
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"- Do we have to do this joke? - You gotta do it."
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"- [groans] It's an oldie, pal. - I know, I know. Do it."
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"You've got a lot of guts, pal,"
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"- I'll tell you that. - Go, go. Do it."
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"Well, feed me once more, please. Feed me, feed me."
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"- Hey, what happened in court? - Are you ready?"
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"I lost the suit."
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"Well, we've reached the end of another one, folks."
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"Let's have a big round of applause for Mr. Milton Berle!"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you."
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"Fozzie, what are you doing out here?"
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"Milton and I are the best of friends now, right, Uncle Miltie?"
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"- That's right. - Yeah. From now on, I can see it,"
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"it's the Bear and the Berle."
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"[chuckles] Wrong. It's the Berle and the Bear."
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"Yes, O master of mine. Grovel, grovel."
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"Remember that "grovel, grovel." OK."
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"And we'll see you all next time on The Muppet Show."
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"- [cheering] - [applause]"
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"Well, I finally got my hearing aid working."
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"Hmm? Speak up, my hearing aid's not working."
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational ♪"
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"♪ This is what we call The Muppet Show! ♪"
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"Uh... or pretty ugly... uh, anyhow."
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"How come we got this half?"
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"Good idea. You need all the protection you can get."
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"- Which way did you come in? - I came in..."
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"[♪ The Entertainer ]"
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"[groaning]"
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"Well, I see your point. Milton's monologue was terrific."
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"- You listening, Fozzie? - Oh, yeah, yes, yes."
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"- [sobbing] - Hey, hey, what happened in court?"
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"♪ It's time to play the music It's time to light the light ♪"
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"- I couldn't do worse. - [stammers] All right."
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"♪ It's time to get things started on the most sensational, inspirational ♪"
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