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Clips from Gilligan's Island - Physical Fatness (S01E01)

"Oh, you're just in time for your exercise."
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"Exercise? I just ran ten laps around the island."
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"Oh, well, this is different."
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"These are the exercises the movie stars do in Hollywood."
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"You know, to reduce the waist and hips and so forth."
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"That's where I need it. Around the waist, hips and my so forth."
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"Okay. Come on. Here we go."
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"Now, hands on hips."
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"Feet apart."
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"- Chest out. - Uh!"
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"- Head way back. - Uh!"
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"Way back."
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"This is very good for your figure, Skipper."
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"Oh, believe me, Ginger. Mine will never look like yours."
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"Now, we're gonna do the trunk exercise."
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"This is guaranteed to slim down your waist."
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"Here we go. Now."
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"Come on, Skipper, do it. It's very easy."
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"- It's just like doing the hula. - Ginger, I-I can't do that."
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"Come on. You want to get back in the Navy, right?"
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"Yes, but I wasn't thinkin' about joining the waves."
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"That's right. Now you're swingin'."
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"Go."
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"(Ginger) 'Come on.'"
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"Oh, isn't that lovely?"
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"You know, they say, if you watch the movements"
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"you can tell the whole story."
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"I don't get what he's saying"
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"but with her, I do get the message."
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"(Mary Ann) 'Lunch is ready.'"
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"Uh, sorry, Skipper. But you're not on the guest list."
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"Oh, but, Mr. Howell, I'm starving!"
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"Oh, Skipper, I found these reducing pills."
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"You take one every time you're hungry."
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"- Good. Come, Lovey darling. - Thanks a lot."
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"Skipper, hold still. I can't read the scale."
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"I hope you two are working on that raft"
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"because the phosphorescent dye is almost finished."
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"We'll be ready when you are, Professor."
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"Good. Once the plane spots that marker, we'll to be rescued."
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"- Hot dog! - Gilligan?"
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"Sorry."
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"- Well, how much do I weigh? - Let's see here."
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"You got to lose two more pounds to get into the Navy."
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"- Let me see that book! - Here you go."
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"Well, you satisfied?"
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"Yeah."
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"- What's the matter? - The-the scale."
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"- What's the matter with it? - Even if I can get in."
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"You can't. You're five pounds underweight."
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"Underweight?"
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"Now, open up, Gilligan."
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"There. Just two more spoonful's and it'll all be gone."
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"- Keep eating, Gilligan. - Mrs. Howell."
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"You know, you have to eat if you want to join the Skipper"
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"and be in the Navy when we're rescued."
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"But, Mrs. Howell.."
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"You have to gain five more pounds in two days."
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"Or is it two pounds in five days.."
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"Well, any case, keep eating."
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"This is the third meal I've had today. It's not even lunch yet."
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"Oh, my, my. What a charming picture."
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"Reminds me of when my nanny fed me. It was so embarrassing."
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"Why was it embarrassing, darling?"
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"It was my senior year at Harvard."
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"Well, how's operation gluttony coming?"
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"I see the boy's gained three quarters of a pound."
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"Isn't that wonderful?"
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"I sure hope so, 'cause I can't eat another bite!"
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"why don't you come and help me built the raft."
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"Oh, no, Skipper. He mustn't have any exercise at all."
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"- That's out of the question. - But, Mrs. Howell--"
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"No, Gilligan. If you work, you're liable to perspire."
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"And if you perspire, you're liable to lose weight."
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"Isn't that true, Thurston?"
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"Well, I don't know. I've never perspired."
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"- Ooh, that smells good! - Mmm."
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"- Here. I'll take it to him. - Oh, no. No, you don't."
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"- It's my turn. - Oh, I know. But.."
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"We'll turn the little string bean into a jolly green giant."
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"[tapping]"
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"Oh, Gilligan, I don't think I can hold out much longer."
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"All I can think of is sirloin steak."
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"French fried potatoes, mushroom sauce.."
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"Skipper, please, not when I'm eating."
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"We brought you some soft-shell crab and some fresh pineapple."
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"Crab and pineapple."
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"Uh-huh, Skipper. I saw you put something in your mouth."
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"Gilligan, for your information, these are nails."
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"- Spoonful of crab. - Spoonful of pineapple."
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"Must you feed him in front of me?"
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"Oh, no, Skipper. We can go some place else."
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"No, that's alright. At least I can smell the food."
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"I mean, even though my stomach is unhappy"
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"my-my nose is happy."
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"(Mary Ann) Spoonful of pineapple."
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"- How're you doing, Gilligan? - Well, I.."
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"- Spoonful. - Spoonful of pineapple."
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"Keep up the good work, girls. How's the raft coming, Skipper?"
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"Oh, fine. Just fine, Professor."
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"Perhaps we can launch the marker tonight."
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"- At night? - Why, sure."
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"With a phosphorous compound that makes it glow"
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"it's even more effective in the dark."
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"Okay, the raft will be ready in an hour."
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"That is unless I take a bite out of it."
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"Spoonful of pineapple."
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"Could you spare me one of these girls?"
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"- Well, I've been.. - Spoonful of pineapple."
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"- How about it, Ginger? - Well, okay, Professor."
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"Mary Ann, keep shoveling."
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"Okay."
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"Spoonful of crab. Spoonful of pineapple."
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"Spoonful.."
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"Oh, I just remembered. I have a surprise for you."
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"Skipper, will you finish feeding Gilligan for me, please?"
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"Finish feeding Gilligan? Well, no, Mary Ann."
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"I'm on this diet and I can't.."
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"Why, certainly. I'd be glad to help you feed Gilligan."
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"You just run right along."
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