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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - The Burning Beekeeper (S07E07)

"a little sign next to the plate marked "Vegan"?"
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"You could have had anything on that table!"
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"Anything at all!"
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"Mini pizzas, bacon-wrapped figs,"
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"There was even talk of an inbound Gouda!"
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"But no, no, you had to have the one thing"
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"that someone with my dietary preferences can eat."
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"Look, I didn't eat the spring rolls."
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"Liar!"
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"Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit!"
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"Okay, okay, maybe I did eat your precious spring rolls."
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"Oh..."
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"What are you gonna do about it, hippie?"
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"It's fine. Everything's fine."
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"Young man,"
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"are you suggesting fisticuffs..."
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"as in with our fists?"
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"And feet-- I'm a kicker."
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"Well, well, looks like I just started eating"
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"white meat again."
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"I will bite and scratch you like a wolverine."
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"May I warn you,"
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"I have been in a fight before."
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"So have I... sort of."
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"Oh, God."
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"Mr. Cootes. Hi."
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"Did you see that we had hummus and veggies?"
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"There's hummus and veggies?"
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"Over there."
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"Hey, I'm not gonna let that guy push me around."
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"I believe it was Sun Tzu who wrote, "Never give up."
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"Shut up, Ted. Okay."
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"For God's sake, Lily, you're pregnant."
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"For God's sake, Ted, Lily's pregnant."
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"Oh, man."
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"I shouldn't do this."
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"- I shouldn't do this. - What?"
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"- What is? - I should just go. I should just go!"
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"Okay, okay, just tell me what is going on."
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"I love my penis, Robin."
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"Oh, Barney, you promised."
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"I do! I love it!"
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"I'd be lying if I told you I hadn't tried."
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"I'm not comfortable with this conversation."
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"Oh, come on, Robin, it's my penis we're talking about."
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"- You've seen her-- she's magnificent. - She?"
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"Every penis is a girl, Robin. Everyone knows that."
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"Like... ships and lake monsters."
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"And Gouda!"
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"She's a beauta."
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"Oh, Gouda."
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"Well, I'll be back."
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"Most of me, anyway."
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"- Don't eat that. - What?"
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"Whoops! Oh, it's ruined."
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"It's not ruined. Ten second rule."
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"Eight, nine, ten, and it's ruined."
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"This whole party's ruined."
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"I got a basement full of bees,"
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"and Ted almost got into a fight with Mr. Cootes."
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"Lily, look around."
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"Everyone's having an amazing time."
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"It's a great party."
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"Okay, maybe it's not a total disaster."
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"Now I'm gonna tell you what happened in the dining room."
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"Oh, no, that's not what you want."
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"Man, I can't believe these are vegan."
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"I've had, like, 20 of 'em."
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"I should get the name of this caterer."
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"It's my kitten's Bat Mitzvah next week."
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"She's finally becoming a cat."
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"Oh, God, you are crazy."
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"About cats."
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"Ever since my divorce,"
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"it's just been one liar after another."
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"That's why it's so refreshing to meet someone honest like you,"
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"Special Agent Gary Powers."
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"Listen..."
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"I think we can agree there's something here."
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"Something big..."
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"that looks and probably feels real."
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"Maybe..."
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"we can go back to your place."
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"I can't ask you to delay intercepting those asteroids."
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"I do need to intercept those asteroids."
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"I think we need to have sex right now."
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"Meet me in the upstairs guest bedroom in two minutes."
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"I'm just looking for the vegan spring rolls."
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"Last one, sorry."
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"Two minutes."
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"How can they all be gone? The party just started."
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"I know, right?"
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"Let's just put on some music."
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"♪"
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"I'll, uh, I'll bring out the Gouda,"
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"we'll open a couple of bottles of wine..."
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"that are in the basement."
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"Some jerk was just here."
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"And he was all, like,"
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""I can't believe these are vegan."
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"I've had, like, 20 of 'em.""
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"Point me into the direction of this scoundrel."
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"Ted, baby Gouda's coming out. Look alive."
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"Kitchen, now."
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"I mean, I think it's time that somebody took him aside"
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"and told him this is not how you treat your staff."
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"Well, I'm sort of busy with the party right now."
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"Fine. I'll do it myself. But he's gonna scream at me,"
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"and you know that I can't stand up to screaming."
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"Just go talk to him! I think I should go talk to him."
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"Barney... Ah, Lily,"
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"Ted ate all of the spring rolls."
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"You could have had anything on that table!"
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"Mini pizzas, bacon-wrapped figs,"
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"pigs in blankets."
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"There was even talk of an inbound Gouda!"
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"Robin. Okay, listen, I need your help."
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"I'm about to get in a screaming match with my boss,"
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"and I'm not good at getting screamed at,"
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"so I need you to warm me up."
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