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Clips from Magic Mike

Movies 2012 110 min ★ 6.1/10 (153,892 ratings) 1,595 clips
Drama Comedy Music

Credits

Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight.
"Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight."
Magic Mike
Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one.
"Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one."
Magic Mike
No, no, no.
"No, no, no."
Magic Mike
Can you touch this?
"Can you touch this?"
Magic Mike
Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?
"Last one, ladies. Can you touch this?"
Magic Mike
[AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING]
"[AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING]"
Magic Mike
All right?
"All right?"
Magic Mike
- I do. - You found her. You have to remember her.
"- I do. - You found her. You have to remember her."
Magic Mike
- I know her name. - What is it, then?
"- I know her name. - What is it, then?"
Magic Mike
...and then I'll swoop in.
"...and then I'll swoop in."
Magic Mike
Cool.
"Cool."
Magic Mike
I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?
"I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good?"
Magic Mike
- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay.
"- Don't do that... maybe? - Okay."
Magic Mike
MIKE: Where'd you get them?
"MIKE: Where'd you get them?"
Magic Mike
- I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm.
"- I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm."
Magic Mike
- No. - Fuck.
"- No. - Fuck."
Magic Mike
How'd you get this job, anyways?
"How'd you get this job, anyways?"
Magic Mike
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Magic Mike
[CLEARS THROAT]
"[CLEARS THROAT]"
Magic Mike
Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up?
"Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up?"
Magic Mike
ADAM: What's that?
"ADAM: What's that?"
Magic Mike
...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later.
"...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later."
Magic Mike
Where are you from?
"Where are you from?"
Magic Mike
You don't look like a strong safety.
"You don't look like a strong safety."
Magic Mike
ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight?
"ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight?"
Magic Mike
- What? - Yeah, but I have....
"- What? - Yeah, but I have...."
Magic Mike
So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie.
"So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie."
Magic Mike
BROOKE: Oh, God, brother.
"BROOKE: Oh, God, brother."
Magic Mike
[SNIFFS]
"[SNIFFS]"
Magic Mike
- What did you say? - What did you hear?
"- What did you say? - What did you hear?"
Magic Mike
- And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money.
"- And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money."
Magic Mike
- I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again.
"- I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again."
Magic Mike
[IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me.
"[IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me."
Magic Mike
[BROOKE LAUGHING]
"[BROOKE LAUGHING]"
Magic Mike
I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know...
"I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know..."
Magic Mike
...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it.
"...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it."
Magic Mike
Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims...
"Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims..."
Magic Mike
- Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry.
"- Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry."
Magic Mike
Heh, uh....
"Heh, uh...."
Magic Mike
Sorry, bro.
"Sorry, bro."
Magic Mike
- Hey, man. MIKE: Yo.
"- Hey, man. MIKE: Yo."
Magic Mike
You're going to owe me.
"You're going to owe me."
Magic Mike
Anything.
"Anything."
Magic Mike
Thanks, bro. I owe you.
"Thanks, bro. I owe you."
Magic Mike
ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got.
"ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got."
Magic Mike
[GIRLS CHUCKLE]
"[GIRLS CHUCKLE]"
Magic Mike
- What? - Come here. Come here.
"- What? - Come here. Come here."
Magic Mike
Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower...
"Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower..."
Magic Mike
[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
"[GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Magic Mike
Be creative.
"Be creative."
Magic Mike
She does not look like she wants to be bothered.
"She does not look like she wants to be bothered."
Magic Mike
Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered.
"Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered."
Magic Mike
Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside?
"Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside?"
Magic Mike
I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink.
"I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink."
Magic Mike
She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar.
"She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar."
Magic Mike
Um, oh....
"Um, oh...."
Magic Mike
Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious.
"Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious."
Magic Mike
We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21.
"We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21."
Magic Mike
- It's true. - And I can't get drunk.
"- It's true. - And I can't get drunk."
Magic Mike
What do you say, baby boy? You want one?
"What do you say, baby boy? You want one?"
Magic Mike
- Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo.
"- Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo."
Magic Mike
- Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo.
"- Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo."
Magic Mike
- We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha.
"- We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha."
Magic Mike
MIKE: Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha.
"MIKE: Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha."
Magic Mike
We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too?
"We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too?"
Magic Mike
MIKE: That's perfect, actually.
"MIKE: That's perfect, actually."
Magic Mike
Okay. Maybe we'll come.
"Okay. Maybe we'll come."
Magic Mike
Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too.
"Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too."
Magic Mike
I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it.
"I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it."
Magic Mike
MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure.
"MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure."
Magic Mike
WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike?
"WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike?"
Magic Mike
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
"[WOMEN LAUGHING]"
Magic Mike
Ah, who's this?
"Ah, who's this?"
Magic Mike
There you go, bro.
"There you go, bro."
Magic Mike
I'm not a cop, man.
"I'm not a cop, man."
Magic Mike
Uh, ahem.
"Uh, ahem."
Magic Mike
[KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
"[KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY]"
Magic Mike
What kind of cash you make at that?
"What kind of cash you make at that?"
Magic Mike
What kind of cash you make?
"What kind of cash you make?"
Magic Mike
Like 10 bucks an hour.
"Like 10 bucks an hour."
Magic Mike
That look ashy to you?
"That look ashy to you?"
Magic Mike
Come on.
"Come on."
Magic Mike
Dude, I don't want to spray your leg.
"Dude, I don't want to spray your leg."
Magic Mike
We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man.
"We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man."
Magic Mike
[TARZAN CHUCKLES]
"[TARZAN CHUCKLES]"
Magic Mike
...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up.
"...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up."
Magic Mike
Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, Hey. You'll like it, man.
"Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, Hey. You'll like it, man."
Magic Mike
[MIKE COUGHS]
"[MIKE COUGHS]"
Magic Mike
You can't drink, so you want half a cap?
"You can't drink, so you want half a cap?"
Magic Mike
ADAM: I don't know what the fuck it is.
"ADAM: I don't know what the fuck it is."
Magic Mike
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING]"
Magic Mike
DALLAS: Whoo!
"DALLAS: Whoo!"
Magic Mike
It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash.
"It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash."
Magic Mike
Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah.
"Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah."
Magic Mike
[YELLS]
"[YELLS]"
Magic Mike
DALLAS: Tarzan.
"DALLAS: Tarzan."
Magic Mike
Tarzan?
"Tarzan?"
Magic Mike
DALLAS: Where the fuck is he?
"DALLAS: Where the fuck is he?"
Magic Mike
Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh?
"Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh?"
Magic Mike
You're kidding me.
"You're kidding me."
Magic Mike
We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?
"We got to do something. Mikey, what you got?"
Magic Mike
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
"[AUDIENCE CHEERING]"
Magic Mike
Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go.
"Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go."
Magic Mike
MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here.
"MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here."
Magic Mike
Go buy yourself fresh drawers.
"Go buy yourself fresh drawers."
Magic Mike
Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101.
"Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101."
Magic Mike
That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money.
"That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money."
Magic Mike
That'll work.
"That'll work."
Magic Mike
[MIKE CHUCKLES]
"[MIKE CHUCKLES]"
Magic Mike
[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]
"[INDISTINCT DIALOGUE]"
Magic Mike
We could use some more youth on the team.
"We could use some more youth on the team."
Magic Mike
Miami, ah, is looking good.
"Miami, ah, is looking good."
Magic Mike
...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys.
"...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys."
Magic Mike
- What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing.
"- What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing."
Magic Mike
I guarantee you that.
"I guarantee you that."
Magic Mike
ADAM: Oh.
"ADAM: Oh."
Magic Mike
- Hey, Mike. - Huh?
"- Hey, Mike. - Huh?"
Magic Mike
- Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke.
"- Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke."
Magic Mike
MIKE: Way cooler.
"MIKE: Way cooler."
Magic Mike
- Right now? - Right now. Take them off.
"- Right now? - Right now. Take them off."
Magic Mike