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Clips from Mr. Baseball

Movies 1992 108 min ★ 6.1/10 (13,095 ratings) 1,121 clips
Romance Comedy Sport

Credits

4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot
"4 - 4 tie in the bottom of the 9th. 2 on, 2 out, and a 3 and 2 count on Jack Elliot"
Mr. Baseball
seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this
"seems like every little strike-out just comes back to haunt you at a moment like this"
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C'mon Jack! Park it!
"C'mon Jack! Park it!"
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It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now
"It looks like Elliot's really in a hole now"
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to fall behind in a count like this
"to fall behind in a count like this"
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Strike four!
"Strike four!"
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Stay in there Jack!
"Stay in there Jack!"
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You the man Jack, you the man!
"You the man Jack, you the man!"
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Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?
"Strike Six! ...how much longer I can watch this. Does the league have a ruling on mercy killing?"
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Major league hangover coming down
"Major league hangover coming down"
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Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?
"Big day for ya, huh buddy? First time in the show?"
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You can't be thinking about that Manuel what ya gotta remember now Manuel, look at me,
"You can't be thinking about that Manuel what ya gotta remember now Manuel, look at me,"
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Nah, it's 480 tops. Who is he?
"Nah, it's 480 tops. Who is he?"
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Anybody can pull the ball...
"Anybody can pull the ball..."
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...at batting practice
"...at batting practice"
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What?
"What?"
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Two weeks ago you were all over the papers getting nailed doing a hundred and twenty...
"Two weeks ago you were all over the papers getting nailed doing a hundred and twenty..."
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Kinda make you waving from your Alfy a freakin' joke Jack
"Kinda make you waving from your Alfy a freakin' joke Jack"
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Hey Jack!
"Hey Jack!"
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Hey Elliot, how about an autograph?
"Hey Elliot, how about an autograph?"
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No. I'm out to see my new client
"No. I'm out to see my new client"
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Jack
"Jack"
Mr. Baseball
Jack
"Jack"
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Skip, c'mon. I mean, I know I haven't exactly been raking the ball lately but gimme a couple weeks
"Skip, c'mon. I mean, I know I haven't exactly been raking the ball lately but gimme a couple weeks"
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You hit .235 last season
"You hit .235 last season"
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I'm ready
"I'm ready"
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We called everyone Jack
"We called everyone Jack"
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No I'm a major leaguer!
"No I'm a major leaguer!"
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Arriving refreshed?
"Arriving refreshed?"
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Excellent! Places to go, people to meet!
"Excellent! Places to go, people to meet!"
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Hi
"Hi"
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Mr. Sato, treasurer
"Mr. Sato, treasurer"
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Sorry
"Sorry"
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Here you go and no sitting on my face!
"Here you go and no sitting on my face!"
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Already? Uh...
"Already? Uh..."
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The airport's nice... uh... I guess
"The airport's nice... uh... I guess"
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Japan what you expected?
"Japan what you expected?"
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Where's all the temples and rice paddies? That stuff
"Where's all the temples and rice paddies? That stuff"
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This is city
"This is city"
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Home
"Home"
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Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week
"Easy to keep clean, just hose her down once a week"
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check-out time 11 A.M.
"check-out time 11 A.M."
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This isn't it
"This isn't it"
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They get upset if you don't take off your shoes
"They get upset if you don't take off your shoes"
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Yeah Sorry
"Yeah Sorry"
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Jack Elliot
"Jack Elliot"
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Over here, I'm gaijin, same as you
"Over here, I'm gaijin, same as you"
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Welcome to Dragons
"Welcome to Dragons"
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Sorry
"Sorry"
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That will be decided after determining your skill in Japanese baseball
"That will be decided after determining your skill in Japanese baseball"
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thank you, thank you!
"thank you, thank you!"
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Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies
"Jack Elliot here, bringing you the best in major league thrills for the fellas and free moustache rides for the ladies"
Mr. Baseball
What is this?
"What is this?"
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Perhaps your wheel get stronger with work
"Perhaps your wheel get stronger with work"
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Moon...
"Moon..."
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Exercise
"Exercise"
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Aw, man I don't believe this
"Aw, man I don't believe this"
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Right foot, in
"Right foot, in"
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That's what it's all about
"That's what it's all about"
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We're not athletes, we're baseball players
"We're not athletes, we're baseball players"
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Yo
"Yo"
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Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred
"Don't spit on the field either it's considered sacred"
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Thanks a lot
"Thanks a lot"
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You have a hole in your swing, he says
"You have a hole in your swing, he says"
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man...
"man..."
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Great equalizer
"Great equalizer"
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Great
"Great"
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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Can't do that here slugger
"Can't do that here slugger"
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He showed me up
"He showed me up"
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You don't know the difference Max. You've been here too long.
"You don't know the difference Max. You've been here too long."
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What the hell is that?
"What the hell is that?"
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What's next?
"What's next?"
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Come here to tell me how to take a crap?
"Come here to tell me how to take a crap?"
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Well, welcome to the little league Meat
"Well, welcome to the little league Meat"
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Don't worry none about that Meat. We're all on the same team here right boys?
"Don't worry none about that Meat. We're all on the same team here right boys?"
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Billy Stevens Jack, used to be with the Orioles. Sure Billy. How's it going?
"Billy Stevens Jack, used to be with the Orioles. Sure Billy. How's it going?"
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Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?
"Yoji would be your assigned interpreter? Am I right?"
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Understand this
"Understand this"
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and I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?
"and I'll take care of my own face. You just translate what comes out of it. You got me?"
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Be right down!
"Be right down!"
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What are my chances?
"What are my chances?"
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Well that's the story of my life. Why should Japan be any different?
"Well that's the story of my life. Why should Japan be any different?"
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No, please, tell me
"No, please, tell me"
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usually... that means... that you know she's...
"usually... that means... that you know she's..."
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Call me Jack
"Call me Jack"
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Oh, in Japan, never pour your own drink
"Oh, in Japan, never pour your own drink"
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Sorry! Little joke
"Sorry! Little joke"
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Kobe beef. Fed with beer, massaged by hand.
"Kobe beef. Fed with beer, massaged by hand."
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It's in your contract. Believe me.
"It's in your contract. Believe me."
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That's not the point.
"That's not the point."
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Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team
"Dragons hire you for your skill. But also for image of team"
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Yea, well I'm a baseball player not a goddamn mascot.
"Yea, well I'm a baseball player not a goddamn mascot."
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Jack, you're on.
"Jack, you're on."
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With a puss like his, what's he afraid of?
"With a puss like his, what's he afraid of?"
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Got any naked pictures of your wife?
"Got any naked pictures of your wife?"
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Wanna see some?
"Wanna see some?"
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It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide
"It's disrespectful to take a guy out with a slide"
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Uh, there ain't gonna be a next inning
"Uh, there ain't gonna be a next inning"
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What are you talking about? It's 4 - 4
"What are you talking about? It's 4 - 4"
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it's 4 - 4 ball game can't end in a goddamn tie!
"it's 4 - 4 ball game can't end in a goddamn tie!"
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What are we doing here Max?
"What are we doing here Max?"
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I know what I'm doing here. What are you doing here?!
"I know what I'm doing here. What are you doing here?!"
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I just keep thinking someone's gonna see what I'm doing over here and give me a shot in the bigs.
"I just keep thinking someone's gonna see what I'm doing over here and give me a shot in the bigs."
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Please don't be fooled by your good game. You still have a hole in your swing.
"Please don't be fooled by your good game. You still have a hole in your swing."
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...add it all up, Jack Elliot truly is proving to be Mr. Baseball
"...add it all up, Jack Elliot truly is proving to be Mr. Baseball"
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Big hit! Happy body!
"Big hit! Happy body!"
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Missed your mark again. What?
"Missed your mark again. What?"
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Well tell him to move the mark to where I'm standing
"Well tell him to move the mark to where I'm standing"
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It doesn't work that way
"It doesn't work that way"
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Jack's way, 'ME, ME, ME'! Sometimes acceptance and cooperation are strengths also.
"Jack's way, 'ME, ME, ME'! Sometimes acceptance and cooperation are strengths also."
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Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us
"Giants are like the national team around here. They almost always kick the shit out of us"
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Get in there buddy
"Get in there buddy"
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Oh no...
"Oh no..."
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man...
"man..."
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Don't look for logic here man. It's the Giants.
"Don't look for logic here man. It's the Giants."
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C'mon boys
"C'mon boys"
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a little banzai! Wake up in here!
"a little banzai! Wake up in here!"
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See? It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings
"See? It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings"
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What?!
"What?!"
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