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Clips from Splash

Short Films 1984 9 min ★ 5.7/10 (10 ratings) 1,327 clips
Short

Credits

Matty told Hatty
"Matty told Hatty"
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Wooly bully, wooly bully
"Wooly bully, wooly bully"
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Wooly bully
"Wooly bully"
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Let's not be L seven
"Let's not be L seven"
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Hey, wooly bully Watch it now
"Hey, wooly bully Watch it now"
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We were just on Cape Cod.
"We were just on Cape Cod."
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Where are my cherries?
"Where are my cherries?"
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Mr. McCullough, they came in,
"Mr. McCullough, they came in,"
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but there was a fog upstate and the highway...
"but there was a fog upstate and the highway..."
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Jerry?
"Jerry?"
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Augie, where the hell did you grow these things? Under your arms?
"Augie, where the hell did you grow these things? Under your arms?"
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- When the hell did I agree to that? - Not you, your brother.
"- When the hell did I agree to that? - Not you, your brother."
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Ah, all right.
"Ah, all right."
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Who put this goddamn fruit here?
"Who put this goddamn fruit here?"
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Augie, good to see you!
"Augie, good to see you!"
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- Cheats like a son of a bitch! - Freddie, you and I have to talk.
"- Cheats like a son of a bitch! - Freddie, you and I have to talk."
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McCullough, your cherries, yes.
"McCullough, your cherries, yes."
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Believe me when I tell you this.
"Believe me when I tell you this."
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Remember?
"Remember?"
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Right.
"Right."
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No, no. We'll... I'll take care of it.
"No, no. We'll... I'll take care of it."
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What's with her?
"What's with her?"
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Jump-start a car!
"Jump-start a car!"
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Maybe we had a few drinks.
"Maybe we had a few drinks."
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And maybe, just maybe, we're his new produce suppliers.
"And maybe, just maybe, we're his new produce suppliers."
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I made up a story about you being wounded in Nam
"I made up a story about you being wounded in Nam"
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Augie brings me slimy cherries from upstate.
"Augie brings me slimy cherries from upstate."
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Jerry's getting married tomorrow.
"Jerry's getting married tomorrow."
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Hi, Victoria. I'm sorry.
"Hi, Victoria. I'm sorry."
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Victoria, this is a little impulsive, don't you think?
"Victoria, this is a little impulsive, don't you think?"
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- Was that you? - Get off the phone!
"- Was that you? - Get off the phone!"
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What a huge wedding.
"What a huge wedding."
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Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me.
"Figures. My mother-in-law gave it to me."
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Look, if something works for me, I stick with it!
"Look, if something works for me, I stick with it!"
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I've been doing a lot of thinking.
"I've been doing a lot of thinking."
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She was bright, she was sensitive, she was beautiful.
"She was bright, she was sensitive, she was beautiful."
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I'm telling you. Something in here is not working.
"I'm telling you. Something in here is not working."
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- Hey, Allen. - She left me!
"- Hey, Allen. - She left me!"
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Come on, off the bar.
"Come on, off the bar."
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Where did you get those?
"Where did you get those?"
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She did? They're beautiful.
"She did? They're beautiful."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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You guys are in love, aren't you?
"You guys are in love, aren't you?"
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We just met.
"We just met."
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You two guys, you're in love. And I think that's beautiful.
"You two guys, you're in love. And I think that's beautiful."
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Thanks.
"Thanks."
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Do I expect too much out of life?
"Do I expect too much out of life?"
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My dress! I can't believe this.
"My dress! I can't believe this."
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But I'm kidding myself.
"But I'm kidding myself."
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I don't know. Because I like Cape Cod, Freddie.
"I don't know. Because I like Cape Cod, Freddie."
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- You got enough money? - I've got plenty.
"- You got enough money? - I've got plenty."
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Careful with that.
"Careful with that."
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- Move that... - Excuse me.
"- Move that... - Excuse me."
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- Morning. - Morning.
"- Morning. - Morning."
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Ah, I was dropped off on the wrong side of the beach.
"Ah, I was dropped off on the wrong side of the beach."
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We're taking the boat. We're not going out there!
"We're taking the boat. We're not going out there!"
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Have you seen anyone else along this beach?
"Have you seen anyone else along this beach?"
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I'll find him.
"I'll find him."
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I can fix it. I'm mechanical.
"I can fix it. I'm mechanical."
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What?
"What?"
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Mr. Cornbeef?
"Mr. Cornbeef?"
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Kornbluth!
"Kornbluth!"
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Want to know what I'm looking for?
"Want to know what I'm looking for?"
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Get out of my way!
"Get out of my way!"
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You get that.
"You get that."
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Hello.
"Hello."
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You have any idea how I got here?
"You have any idea how I got here?"
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Hey, come back! Please.
"Hey, come back! Please."
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It's a mermaid. It's her!
"It's a mermaid. It's her!"
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which once she dwarfed, rise in mountains of stone and steel.
"which once she dwarfed, rise in mountains of stone and steel."
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Welcome to the Statue of Liberty.
"Welcome to the Statue of Liberty."
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Take a picture of me, Vinnie. Vinnie, take my picture.
"Take a picture of me, Vinnie. Vinnie, take my picture."
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Get out of the way. What's going on?
"Get out of the way. What's going on?"
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Okay, miss. This ain't California. We don't go for this.
"Okay, miss. This ain't California. We don't go for this."
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Is that enough? Do you want some more?
"Is that enough? Do you want some more?"
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That's all we can handle. Let's talk terms.
"That's all we can handle. Let's talk terms."
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Huh?
"Huh?"
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The grenade still bother you? You're wearing a bandage.
"The grenade still bother you? You're wearing a bandage."
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- Yeah? - Phone.
"- Yeah? - Phone."
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Allen Bauer. Speaking.
"Allen Bauer. Speaking."
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Hi.
"Hi."
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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Want to get this fixed, Timmy?
"Want to get this fixed, Timmy?"
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Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay
"Zip-a-dee-doo-dah Zip-a-dee-ay"
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Not that you don't look spectacular in my robe.
"Not that you don't look spectacular in my robe."
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Okay? Bye-bye.
"Okay? Bye-bye."
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Plenty of sunshine heading my way
"Plenty of sunshine heading my way"
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- So I'm in charge? - Sure.
"- So I'm in charge? - Sure."
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8:00 p.m? That's too late for me.
"8:00 p.m? That's too late for me."
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Zip-a-dee...
"Zip-a-dee..."
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Jerry, handle those for me!
"Jerry, handle those for me!"
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Darling. Darling.
"Darling. Darling."
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Please call again. Don't forget these.
"Please call again. Don't forget these."
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It's Crazy Eddie's greatest sale ever,
"It's Crazy Eddie's greatest sale ever,"
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- Oh, she left. - Any idea where?
"- Oh, she left. - Any idea where?"
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Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey!
"Yo! Hey, taxi! Hey!"
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She works hard for the money
"She works hard for the money"
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but she doesn't seem to understand.
"but she doesn't seem to understand."
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Well, just say it in your language.
"Well, just say it in your language."
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I didn't know English.
"I didn't know English."
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Let me go first, okay?
"Let me go first, okay?"
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Pretty.
"Pretty."
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Well, yeah. I've never thought about it before.
"Well, yeah. I've never thought about it before."
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No.
"No."
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Then why were you in Cape Cod and now New York?
"Then why were you in Cape Cod and now New York?"
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Hey, I love you, girl
"Hey, I love you, girl"
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Ah, hi, hi.
"Ah, hi, hi."
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Ah...
"Ah..."
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Sir? Here you are, sir. There you go.
"Sir? Here you are, sir. There you go."
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Madison's not a name.
"Madison's not a name."
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You're the reason I came here.
"You're the reason I came here."
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Ah, that was a kiss.
"Ah, that was a kiss."
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No!
"No!"
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I'll be right there. I'm just changing.
"I'll be right there. I'm just changing."
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Make you some... Madison!
"Make you some... Madison!"
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Either open this door, or I'll break it down!
"Either open this door, or I'll break it down!"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I was shy.
"I was shy."
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What possesses the uneducated to purchase these?
"What possesses the uneducated to purchase these?"
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