Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from The Office - The Fire (S02E02)

"Ryan's about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business."
The Office
"I'm like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into one."
The Office
"Much advice you seek."
The Office
"Hmm."
The Office
"No. That was Yoda."
The Office
"There are 10 rules of business that you need to learn."
The Office
"but you also have to"
The Office
"Michael and I have a very special connection."
The Office
"He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto."
The Office
"This is not a test. Move to the exits."
The Office
"Do not panic! Go in a single-file line."
The Office
"This is not a drill!"
The Office
"Arms at your side! Arms at your side!"
The Office
"Step lively. This whole place is a tinderbox. It is ready to blow."
The Office
"Oh, you say that every time."
The Office
"Oh, God."
The Office
"Come on, your safety partners. Your safety partners. Let's go!"
The Office
"Real smoke! We've got smoke! Smoke!"
The Office
"God!"
The Office
"Breathe through your nose. Remove your stockings, okay?"
The Office
"And, yes, I've heard women and children first,"
The Office
"but we do not employ children."
The Office
"Another rule of business is being able to adapt to different situations."
The Office
"Yeah? Mmm-hmm."
The Office
"Apt. All right? That's rule number two."
The Office
"Okay, guys, listen up. We need a head count."
The Office
"Okay, we need to count off. Michael's number one."
The Office
"Where is he? Where's he?"
The Office
"Okay, well, let's just kind of take it a little slower."
The Office
"Hey, Michael, Ryan needs a number for the count off."
The Office
"Okay, well, 1 is taken."
The Office
"Well, he needs a permanent number, right?"
The Office
"No, I don't."
The Office
"Oh, you know what else? I thought of a nickname for the three of us."
The Office
"Yeah, okay. Yeah. No, no, no. I got one, I got one."
The Office
"That's funny, too. But if we're the Three Musketeers..."
The Office
"I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know?"
The Office
"Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy"
The Office
"and Angela has cats."
The Office
"Okay, you know what?"
The Office
"Important announcement. Very important announcement."
The Office
"I think this is a perfect opportunity for all of us to participate"
The Office
"in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations."
The Office
"So, we're gonna be playing desert island,"
The Office
"Who would you do and..."
The Office
"Would you rather. Would you rather."
The Office
"Hey, guys. Great response time."
The Office
"Okay, so three books on a desert island, Angela."
The Office
"The Bible."
The Office
"Nice."
The Office
"The Da Vinci Code."
The Office
"so I could burn The Da Vinci Code."
The Office
"Okay, great. That's gonna keep you warm for, like, seven seconds."
The Office
"Question, is there firewood on the island?"
The Office
"I guess."
The Office
"Then I would bring an axe, no books."
The Office
"Fine."
The Office
"and, in case I get bored,"
The Office
"Question, did my shoes come off in the plane crash?"
The Office
"Andre Agassi."
The Office
"This car is an investment, right?"
The Office
"If I have to take out a client or I'm seen around Scranton in it..."
The Office
"I love it. I love this car."
The Office
"Do you like it?"
The Office
"Yes, Meredith."
The Office
"Legends of the Fall, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Legally Blonde,"
The Office
"Legends of the Fall."
The Office
"Wow. Bridges of Madison County."
The Office
"Well, I kind of like Legally..."
The Office
"The game is desert island movies, not guilty pleasure movies."
The Office
"Forever. Unforgivable."
The Office
"I take it back. Unforgivable."
The Office
"I take it back. Good."
The Office
"And, Ghost. But just that one scene."
The Office
"Is this your car, Ryan?"
The Office
"Well, sir, I don't... Some pretty big books back there."
The Office
"Oh, Stanley Kaplan. I know him."
The Office
"M is for Murder, P is for..."
The Office
"That's actually a test-prep book.... for Phone. What?"
The Office
"That's a test-prep for business school."
The Office
"Oh, thinking about business school?"
The Office
"I wouldn't even know where to start."
The Office
"Oh, come on. Come on, egghead, let's do it."
The Office
"Do it."
The Office
"And then I lost it in a pyramid scheme,"
The Office
"but I learned more about business right then and there"
The Office
"Can I just do it, please?"
The Office
"It's equal."
The Office
"It is 10 times more expensive to sign a new customer."
The Office
"Michael comes from the school of hard knocks."
The Office
"You didn't even go to college."
The Office
"Come on. So..."
The Office
"I'm studying with the master."
The Office
"Reference. Why don't you go to business..."
The Office
"Stop it, Dwight. You know what, Dwight? You're acting like a dork."
The Office
"Would you cool it, please? Okay."
The Office
"Hey, he's not your five-year-old brother, Dwight."
The Office
"He's a valued member of this company."
The Office
"Stupid."
The Office
"You know who else didn't go to business school?"
The Office
"Look at this stuff. Market fragments. What is that supposed to be?"
The Office
"It's a way of looking at consumers as subsets of a larger client base."
The Office
"You are so smart. You are so effing smart."
The Office
"You should be teaching me."
The Office
"Fargo, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused."
The Office
"Oh, definitely in my top five."
The Office
"Yes, in my top three, so suck it."
The Office
"Breakfast Club. What?"
The Office
"No, my all-time favorite!"
The Office
"All-time favorite! Play by the rules."
The Office
"Dwight, all-time favorite movie."
The Office
"because of people. I love making friends."
The Office
"I still try to be a friend first,"
The Office
"but, you know, when you're very successful,"
The Office
"your co-workers look at you differently."
The Office
"Maybe we should get some air. No, I'm okay."
The Office
"I'm really uncomfortable."
The Office
"Pam. Pam."
The Office
"Um..."
The Office
"Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll finish explaining the rules."
The Office
Show more clips