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Clips from Deadpool

TV Series 2016–2013 11 min ★ 5.2/10 (749 ratings) 1,571 clips
Fantasy Comedy Action

Credits

Ah, Dopinder.
"Ah, Dopinder."
Deadpool
Hmm, nice.
"Hmm, nice."
Deadpool
Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl.
"Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl."
Deadpool
And never let go.
"And never let go."
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Got it? Yeah.
"Got it? Yeah."
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Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga.
"Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga."
Deadpool
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?
"Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool?"
Deadpool
They won't disappoint.
"They won't disappoint."
Deadpool
You're not the only one with a war to win.
"You're not the only one with a war to win."
Deadpool
See, we've had this small disruption
"See, we've had this small disruption"
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to our supply chain...
"to our supply chain..."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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I forgot my ammo bag.
"I forgot my ammo bag."
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No, no time.
"No, no time."
Deadpool
Fuck it. I got this.
"Fuck it. I got this."
Deadpool
9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or bust.
"9, 10, 11, 12 bullets, or bust."
Deadpool
I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working.
"I... I never carry a wallet when I'm working."
Deadpool
Oh. But, uh,
"Oh. But, uh,"
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Wha... Oh!
"Wha... Oh!"
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Oh, hello. I know, right?
"Oh, hello. I know, right?"
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but it does rhyme with Polverine.
"but it does rhyme with Polverine."
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he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
"he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under."
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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow."
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Shit.
"Shit."
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A multi-car collision turned shots fired
"A multi-car collision turned shots fired"
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Gridlock has kept police from the scene.
"Gridlock has kept police from the scene."
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Residents are advised to remain in their homes.
"Residents are advised to remain in their homes."
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dangerous, and wearing...
"dangerous, and wearing..."
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but he'd rather act like a child.
"but he'd rather act like a child."
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A heavily-armed child.
"A heavily-armed child."
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The house that blows up every few years?
"The house that blows up every few years?"
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Please.
"Please."
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House blowing up builds character.
"House blowing up builds character."
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Wait!
"Wait!"
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This guy's got the right idea.
"This guy's got the right idea."
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Motherfucker!
"Motherfucker!"
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10! Shit!
"10! Shit!"
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Bad Deadpool.
"Bad Deadpool."
Deadpool
I'm touching myself tonight.
"I'm touching myself tonight."
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Francis...
"Francis..."
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You're probably thinking,
"You're probably thinking,"
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that other guy into a fucking kabab!
"that other guy into a fucking kabab!"
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And yeah, technically, this is a murder.
"And yeah, technically, this is a murder."
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But some of the best love stories start with a murder.
"But some of the best love stories start with a murder."
Deadpool
I gotta take you back to long before
"I gotta take you back to long before"
Deadpool
Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant?
"Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant?"
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Then who placed the call?
"Then who placed the call?"
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Is it burnt crust?
"Is it burnt crust?"
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I told Howie, I told him that...
"I told Howie, I told him that..."
Deadpool
That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer.
"That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer."
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I'm here for you.
"I'm here for you."
Deadpool
Oh.
"Oh."
Deadpool
They're jeans, not a chandelier.
"They're jeans, not a chandelier."
Deadpool
Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
"Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?"
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Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys
"Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys"
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but lucky for her...
"but lucky for her..."
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But I'm a... A stalker.
"But I'm a... A stalker."
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Then we're done.
"Then we're done."
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You should've seen your face.
"You should've seen your face."
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I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
"I didn't know what to do. I was so scared."
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That came out wrong.
"That came out wrong."
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Hey, wait!
"Hey, wait!"
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It's like a job fair for mercenaries.
"It's like a job fair for mercenaries."
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Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies...
"Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies..."
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Hey, Wade!
"Hey, Wade!"
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Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right?
"Hey, and I ain't taking any babysitting money, all right?"
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Yeah, her.
"Yeah, her."
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Just a little light stalking.
"Just a little light stalking."
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I was way worse than him when I was his age.
"I was way worse than him when I was his age."
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Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your Instagram.
"Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your Instagram."
Deadpool
They have a wonderful TGI Fridays.
"They have a wonderful TGI Fridays."
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What you want?
"What you want?"
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Stay the fuck down.
"Stay the fuck down."
Deadpool
Whoa! Took his ass out!
"Whoa! Took his ass out!"
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Boothe got hit then went down.
"Boothe got hit then went down."
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You did not bet on me to die.
"You did not bet on me to die."
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Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
"Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend."
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And then dying. Like the city of Detroit.
"And then dying. Like the city of Detroit."
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I never win anything.
"I never win anything."
Deadpool
Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!
"Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!"
Deadpool
Domestic, nothing imported.
"Domestic, nothing imported."
Deadpool
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa..."
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Uh... Tight.
"Uh... Tight."
Deadpool
Vanessa. Wade.
"Vanessa. Wade."
Deadpool
Buck, you best apologize before...
"Buck, you best apologize before..."
Deadpool
Yeah, that.
"Yeah, that."
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Let go. Okay. Hey, oh, oh, oh...
"Let go. Okay. Hey, oh, oh, oh..."
Deadpool
Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry.
"Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry."
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Rougher than yours.
"Rougher than yours."
Deadpool
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
"Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?"
Deadpool
I watched my own birthday party
"I watched my own birthday party"
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which also happens to be my...
"which also happens to be my..."
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I didn't even know sleep.
"I didn't even know sleep."
Deadpool
It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags,
"It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags,"
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You love skee ball.
"You love skee ball."
Deadpool
That's a tough call.
"That's a tough call."
Deadpool
Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional
"Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional"
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Balls in holes.
"Balls in holes."
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The limited edition
"The limited edition"
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Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.
"Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor."
Deadpool
Had my eye on this sucker for a while.
"Had my eye on this sucker for a while."
Deadpool
M'lady?
"M'lady?"
Deadpool
but your 48 minutes are up.
"but your 48 minutes are up."
Deadpool
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this?
"Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this?"
Deadpool
How long can you keep this up?
"How long can you keep this up?"
Deadpool
Happy Valentine's Day.
"Happy Valentine's Day."
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Happy Chinese New Year.
"Happy Chinese New Year."
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Year of the Dog.
"Year of the Dog."
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Happy Lent.
"Happy Lent."
Deadpool
Ow, ow.
"Ow, ow."
Deadpool
Happy Halloween.
"Happy Halloween."
Deadpool
Oh!
"Oh!"
Deadpool
That sweater is terrible.
"That sweater is terrible."
Deadpool
And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces,
"And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces,"
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you know, the weird curvy edges...
"you know, the weird curvy edges..."
Deadpool
But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
"But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me."
Deadpool
stick it in my... Marry me?
"stick it in my... Marry me?"
Deadpool
Uh... Jinx?
"Uh... Jinx?"
Deadpool
They say one month's salary. So, uh...
"They say one month's salary. So, uh..."
Deadpool
I do.
"I do."
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