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Clips from 30 Rock - Stride of Pride (S07E07)

"Or can we agree that we're all just monkeys with suitcases"
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"trying to seem like people?"
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"Well played, Professor!"
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"How you doing, girl?"
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"Can we get everything we need from one person,"
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"or is that what friends are for?"
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"that help us get through life?"
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"Now, this is how people danced before Chubby Checker ruined everything."
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"I guess what I'm saying is"
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"Oh!"
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"Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball,"
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"Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Carol Burnett, Lily Tomlin --"
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"Yes. Thank you, Tracy."
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"Funny women? Those are the names of my fingers."
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"Erma Bombeck, Tig Notaro"
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"Wait! Hold on!"
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"Now, that's some funny women,"
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"Come on! Walk of shame?"
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"Group? Back to judgmental."
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"But it's not fair to the ladies."
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"Sorry, Liz. I'm not even sure they serve brunch after... the '90s."
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"- Jenna Maroney looking great at -- - 56?"
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"- God, no! I have children! - We'll get through this together."
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"Pete, you go down to the newsstand."
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"before she sees it."
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"Nerd rage!"
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"- Name one truly funny woman. - No."
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"- Stop it. - I was done anyway."
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"Maybe things that men like are boring to women."
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"Oh, nothing. Just doing my daily rounds."
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"Oh, no."
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"Now my undershirt is wet with mop juice."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Okay.-"
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"The woman appears to have no hip joints."
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"Thank you for being so..."
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"Who is this?"
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"and I suggested that we wear sleep masks."
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"Of course. A hilarious dude."
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"A monkey?"
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"We debated this already, and I won."
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"Teens Gone Wild: Is Jenna Maroney Partying Too Hard?"
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"Don't let her take me. It's not gonna be a question."
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"I know GeriChair. They're the company that makes my BedSteps."
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"You better not have messed this up for me, Liz."
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"So, we're not engaging. This is growth, Jack."
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"and talking about my new sex-positive lifestyle."
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"See how he's wearing clothes?"
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"See, Liz? Everyone's laughing."
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"- ...and show him how funny women are. - Are we, though?"
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"But we have to do the doctor sketch."
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"Aw, man, is that all I am to her?"
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"It's 2012."
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"We've covered all the classic boyfriend archetypes."
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"Doctor, I'm unhappy with me little body."
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"We can take you down an entire diaper size."
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"When you were like, Come in. I'm a doctor."
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"And you had on that lab coat like a doctor."
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"there's a female doctor?"
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"And it was spectacular."
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"Gerald!"
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"Are you all right, Jack?"
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"I need to modify my Zappos order,"
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"Hm..."
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"That was actually funny, Liz."
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"Women can be funny."
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"and flash my breasts at the Empire State Building."
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"and I'm more of a Diane Lane ageless beauty."
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"Ellen DeGeneres, Mo'Nique, and Roseanne Barr."
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"There are no bad ideas, Lemon."
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"Look, when no conceivable good can come of something, don't engage."
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"Do men and women really see the world so differently?"
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"What is it, Kenneth? I'm answering my fan mail."
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"Thank you for coming in, gentlemen."
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"They're all adults, Lemon. They'll understand."
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"We should put him on the show."
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"You look like that flash card they told me means sadness."
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"Huh."
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"She's one of a diverse group of women I'm currently seeing."
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"- Are you hungry? - No, I'm okay."
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"Yes."
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"Really? Because I've seen that look on your face before"
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"Wait, no. It..."
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"See, that's the kind of hilarious button chicks can't come up with."
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"McQueen was the hottie with a body."
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"Yes, this is the same flashy night tie I was wearing"
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"Come on, Lem Lizard."
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"I'm gonna do to them what I did to my own ribs --"
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"Tabitha knows how to work my DVR."
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"- I require more than one woman to -- - Oh, Jack, I understand."
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"Our old show."
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"♪ Boy, I didn't see that coming ♪"
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"Ha! Where's that sucker?"
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"asking you to go hear her friend deejay in Brooklyn?"
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"You slut!"
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"Just hearing that story tells me that Bradley was gay."
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"I got the idea watching The Great Escape on TCM one night."
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"And I thought I was eating eggs."
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"You are a complete package?"
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"I refuse to answer this question with a list."
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"and I'll be the piece of gum on the floor"
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"that you just can't chisel off."
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"This is Mindy. And, Mindy, Zarina."
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"Bonzo, Clyde, the Bear... No!"
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"RyanLachte, misspelled, @SwimTeam.Org."
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"To be the allied POWs and whimsical Japanese mini-creatures"
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"Are you thinking or doing Kegels?"
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"All right, Lemon, you got me."
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