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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Swedes (S03E03)

"The danger is constant."
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"The pay is LOL."
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"But today, a glimmer of hope."
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"For today... a new vending machine."
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"Behold him in all of his glory."
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"So full of strength and promise, and most importantly,"
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"sodium, gluten, and fat."
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"- Whoo! - The time has finally come"
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"to christen the machine."
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"it's a Hungarian Pezsgo from the Tarnok Valley."
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"Give him the bottle."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, well, at least it was just the keypad."
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"None of the snacks got messed up."
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"Whoa!"
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"- Go! - Oh, right!"
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"My CI said he's selling counterfeit caviar"
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"This place smells like a squid farted"
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"Hey, next week is my six-month anniversary with Amy."
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"Should I do something special?"
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"You know what I like about our relationship, Jake?"
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"We don't talk about our love lives,"
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"or our families, or anything that's on our minds."
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"Yeah, I know, but I need help on this."
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"I asked Boyle and he was useless."
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"What are you waiting for?"
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"Something yucky touched me!"
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"Ugh, gross, gross, gross!"
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"What have we here?"
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"What?"
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"I have no idea what you're saying."
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"Just as I suspected immediately."
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"It's a flawless 39-carat diamond"
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"that two detectives are on their way from Sweden"
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"Please make them feel welcome."
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"Welcome?"
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"This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"
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"- Second best. - Aww."
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"I'd love them."
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"So no one."
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"Why are you throwing those out?"
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"so I won't graduate, so my life is ruined."
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"Or we could help you study."
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"I know that sounds like a brag."
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"Terry killed it in college."
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"Plus, I know a thing or two about astronomy."
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"That was also a brag."
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"My God, you guys are such pathetic nerds."
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"But maybe that's what I need right now, pathetic nerds."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you?"
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"Peralta, Diaz."
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"Their flight here was eight hours."
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"It's been a pleasure talking with you"
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"Good day."
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"about how long your flight was."
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"It was eight hours."
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"Yeah, no, I got that."
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"We also speak Norwegian, Dutch, German,"
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"French, Russian, and Finnish."
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"But not Danish."
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"That is a garbage language for garbage people."
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"- Yeah. - Oh, word up."
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"Well, I have almost memorized "Gangnam Style""
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"I don't know this word. "Samesies"?"
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"- Ah. - So..."
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"- No. - Where's our prisoner?"
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"may I offer you some of the finest cuisine"
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"in Brooklyn from my favorite restaurant?"
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"Hm, none for Soren."
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"He's allergic to lactose, gluten, and tomato ketchup."
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"- Oh. - Also, none for Agneta."
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"She and her husband are trying to have another baby,"
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"so she can't eat anything that will alter her cervical pH."
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"Oh."
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"partners must be completely open with each other."
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"Yeah. We have no secrets."
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"We sauna together all the time."
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"Yeah, well, we are also very close."
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"- Yeah. - Well, uh, since we cannot eat"
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"your disgusting street food,"
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"could you please check if our prisoner has been processed?"
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"Yeah, we don't mean to offend, it's just"
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"this place is filthy and you both seem unprofessional."
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"Unprofessional?"
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"Well, we were going to take you to our favorite"
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"laser tag place, but now, you're officially uninvited."
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"Rosa."
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"at the Sorbonne for the next six months."
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"Oh, I love Paris."
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"- Uh... - The rodent chef."
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"Anyway, Kevin and I belong"
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"to the Park Slope Racquet Club, where we've established"
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"We've taken home the trophy two years in a row."
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"Unfortunately, I'll be flying to Paris this year"
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"I remember you told me you played in college."
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"Three-time intramural champion at Sarah Lawrence."
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"In any case, I would be honored if you would take my place"
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"Absolutely! I would love to do that!"
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"- This is terrible. - Why?"
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"You always said you wanted more face time with Holt."
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"No, not like this."
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"Breaking racquets, cursing, excessive mooning."
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"One time, just to psych a guy out,"
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"I locked eyes with him and ate a squash ball."
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"It's still in me, Terry."
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"So just relax and have fun."
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"Right, right, right, yeah."
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"Probably telling Captain Holt how much they like"
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"They think they're so great just 'cause"
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"they know each other's allergies."
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"- Yup. Them. - Totally."
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"There's been a development in the Kottbullediamant case."
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"Excellent pronunciation, Captain."
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"stolen Swedish diamonds into Brooklyn."
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"We will send you the jewels as soon as we find them."
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"They're staying and working the case with you."
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"Ah, fantastic."
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"Okay, since the Swedes are rudely late,"
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"let's talk anniversary gift."
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