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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat (2015) - Year of the Rat (S02E02)

"Just water the tomato plant"
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"If the moon is strong, then at night, too."
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"Why did you pack this?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"We're traveling."
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"We need travel-sized toiletries."
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"I'm ready for my new year's haircut."
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"You don't want to cut your hair too soon after the new year,"
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"because you might be getting rid of any good luck"
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"you just received."
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"after garth Brooks signs your boobs?"
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"Yeah."
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"I want half Anthony Mason, half kwamé the boy genius."
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"I'm so excited for Chinese New Year."
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"I'm gonna buy a snoopy sno-cone machine."
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"I'm gonna buy a fedora"
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"and bring back the golden age of railway travel."
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"Mm."
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"Listen, guys."
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"from every adult in the family,"
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"I still won't have enough money to buy the new Jordans."
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"That's why if you guys give me three of your envelopes each,"
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"but he-man wouldn't fall for that anyways."
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"_"
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"Eddie, I overslept! Get up, get up!"
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"We have to go to the airport!"
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"- What time is it? - 5:00 A.M.!"
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"The flight doesn't leave until 2:00 in the afternoon."
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"Exactly! We're late!"
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"No time to brush!"
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"Ugh!"
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"I'm trying to get bumped up to first class."
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"It's too early for this."
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"snacks, lunch, and dried plums."
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"Bye, girls. Don't forget... Keep that heart rate above 125."
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"And don't you forget to bring me back a commemorative thimble."
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"_"
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"Why did we have to park so far away?"
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"We took two buses, a tram,"
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"then had to run across the freeway."
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"And look, no lines."
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"I can't wait to see everybody."
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"I hope they're karaoke'ing when we get there,"
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"because I'm gonna grab the Mike"
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"and I'm gonna slide right into..."
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"♪ What's love got to do, got to do with it? ♪"
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"♪ What's love but a second-hand emo... ♪"
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"Hi."
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"Good morning."
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"A popular destination for Presidents' Day."
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"and some crème brûlée torches we're giving as gifts."
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"That's all fine. Just as long as you're not bringing any citrus."
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"What? No, that's impossible."
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"It doesn't leave till 2:00 P.M."
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"2:00 P.M. yesterday."
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"It is. Friday the 15th."
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"The 15th was yesterday."
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"Oh."
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"We won't be coming to D.C. for new year's."
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"Why?"
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"Because I messed up the days on the tickets."
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"No, don't put big auntie on the phone."
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"Hi, big auntie."
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"No, we're not coming."
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"Why?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Six last-minute tickets to D.C. are too expensive."
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"Yes, even five last-minute tickets are too expensive."
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"Five? Who does she suggest to cut?"
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"Tell everyone to send the red envelopes"
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"in the mail today so we can get them by new year's."
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"It's time you boys learned what all dogs are born knowing."
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"Postal workers are thieves."
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"No, they're not."
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"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night..."
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"Emery, please."
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"How's the family gonna get us our red envelopes?"
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"They're not."
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"The only ones you're going to get are from us."
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"Mom and dad's envelopes... Those are the worst!"
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"Read the back."
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"_"
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"Wha..."
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"That means the only money we're gonna get this year is from..."
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"I'm really sorry."
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"Just when you think you've micro-managed everything."
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"I know you were really looking forward to seeing everyone,"
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"but we can celebrate here, just us."
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"It's not gonna feel like new year's."
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"I doubt it."
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"other Chinese people in the area, remember?"
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"Yeah, one other Chinese guy in Orlando, and he's deaf."
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"If we just had a, I don't know, some sort of"
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"and a way to get in touch with them."
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"There's got to be at least one Chinese person"
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"listed in here."
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"It's like Chinese people's "Smith.""
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"Hmm. Nothing."
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"Uh..."
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"Nope."
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"Hi, grandma!"
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"We made you your favorite snack..."
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"Mountain dew and combos."
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"Are you upset that we missed our flight?"
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"I hate to see grandma so down."
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"We have to cheer her up."
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"and we can get paid!"
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"Right. We're saying the same thing."
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"we need to get grandma happy, like, yesterday."
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"She loves "Garfield.""
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"Yeah, what else? What does it mean?"
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"What does it mean to like "Garfield"?"
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"It means she likes things that are small, cute, and funny."
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"That's the first thing you've said all day"
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"that makes sense."
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"Of all the sizes, aren't they the least fun?"
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"You know what I wish was fun-sized?"
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"My homework!"
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