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Clips from Archer - Diversity Hire (S01E01)

"Ruíz? Hey man, talk to these chicks, all right?"
Archer
"Wokka, wokka, wokka!"
Archer
"- Loose cannons! ...the ISIS palette has become..."
Archer
"So that was the firing range..."
Archer
"Okay, that's the mainframe, and these are all just..."
Archer
"- Me neither. - See? They don't know anything."
Archer
"You got it, buddy. Or the lovely Pam in Human Resources."
Archer
"Jesus, Conway."
Archer
"Uh, how about this one? - This one, uh..."
Archer
"we slip in just ahead of the real Cubans, capture Schmeck, and recover the plans."
Archer
"Oh, for... See? That's what happens when you drink all day and skip lunch."
Archer
"You were there, in the condo, together?"
Archer
"No."
Archer
"or who the hell is flying the helicopter? - Just answer the question!"
Archer
"But a non-circumcised Jewish guy, that's not weird to you?"
Archer
"Or I could just give Conway both!"
Archer
"Well, I'll leave you to it. But if you need anything..."
Archer
"Lana, maybe when I get back, we can work out some kind of bang-buddy deal, but..."
Archer
"She never shares anything with anybody."
Archer
"I mean, after all we are going to be family. Once I marry your Mom."
Archer
"No, why would...? I mean, I'm not Jewish..."
Archer
"- What? - I'm kidding. God, relax, man."
Archer
"And last but not least... I'm sorry, I don't know your name."
Archer
"Yeah, I am kind of lovely."
Archer