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Clips from Community (2009) - The Art of Discourse (S01E01)

"And that's why you think pantsing me wasn't wrong?"
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"It wasn't."
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"[laughs]"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Oh, I'm good. I'm good."
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"I'm at school."
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"Hey. Looks like you'll be calling somebody daddy soon."
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"Or at least your mom will be tonight."
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"Pwning."
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"Do you even know what it means?"
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"Look, I don't want to come between a son"
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"and his beautiful, vivacious mom."
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"Oh, my God, you are pathetic."
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"Yeah. So's the dumb whore who's in on it."
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"I gotta tell you, Chantel,"
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"I raised a winner who will continue to crush"
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"junior college losers like you."
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"Ooh! All: Schmitty!"
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"What are you looking at?"
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""What are you looking at?" duh!"
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"[laughter]"
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"School his ass, Mark."
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"[blathers] Duh."
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"All: [blathering and shouting "duh"]"
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"I don't know if you've noticed,"
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"but Jeff and Britta have the two most fragile egos"
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"These kids will pretty much destroy them."
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"Hey!"
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"- What are you doing? - What the hell?"
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"No, no, we're minors."
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"- Yeah. - I'm calling the cops."
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"Don't be such a girl. Go."
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"- Yeah. See that. - Yes. Suck it!"
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"- Duh. Yeah. - Schmitty face!"
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"And we showed you, high schoolers!"
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"Congratulations on your victory."
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"Abed, I've had enough of this list."
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"Doing this stuff isn't fun."
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"But trust me, classic college experiences"
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"never happen organically."
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"Both: [gasp]"
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"[laughs]"
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"Both: Food fight!"
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"George Washington Lemon Fresca."
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"That's a horrible porn name."
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"What's yours?"
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"Oh, that's good."
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"Hello, Henry David Thoreau Diet Squirt."
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"How many pornos have you been in?"
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"6,012. How many pornos have you been in,"
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"2,019. It's my first week."
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"- Thank you. - You're welcome."
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"Someone here order a pizza?"
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"Is it you guys?"
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"- No. - It's big and hot."
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"That's my pizza."
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"But you took longer than 30 minutes,"
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"Not being an animal lover, I assume it'll be nice"
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"and rescue an animal that genuinely needs my help."
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"in your lives to end up here"
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"You gonna knit me something sad"
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"[laughs] Who?"
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"Awesome things."
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"so I don't make the same mistakes!"
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"singing a cloying love song"
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"Unfortunately, the school year's almost over,"
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"This!"
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"[gasps]"
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"- Finally. - No."
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"Pierce, Shirley is way too angry to talk to you right now."
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"She... she should apologize to me."
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"- "Someone help me." - Oh!"
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"for constantly referring to me as a lesbian?"
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"He's a child of divorce."
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"The Real Housewives of Greendale County.""
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""That's a clever retort." Duh."
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"Stop talking. Duh!"
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"Billy. City college's mascot."
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"Pierce's universally recognized social flaws"
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"made him the scapegoat, a lightning rod."
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"It's very dangerous."
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"We've lost our Cliff Clavin."
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"- You're the most bigoted. - What?"
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"Guys, have you considered"
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"That would be so insensitive."
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"Can we hurry this up?"
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"Troy and I are pledging the cool fraternity,"
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"Well, I do."
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"And I just figured out how."
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"I just... I just thought of one thing."
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"Yes, yes, yes, we'll deal with Shirley,"
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"- Okay. - Yes!"
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"Excuse me."
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"an extra bottle of sports drink, do you?"
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"And once someone spills bong water"
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"on his circuitry and he comes alive,"
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"I envisioned her ending up with."
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"Did I misread that?"
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"Oh, here, let me just do that."
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"You sure you don't want some vodka?"
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"What? Pwning?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"We're better than this."
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"making fun of those handicapped kids?"
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"Why are they doing this?"
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"Thank you, Annie."
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"Look, Pierce and I are considering"
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"- and my favorite soft drink? - Yup. Pretty sure."
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"It has extra sausage."
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"but we're here taking some classes for college credit."
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"- Watch it. - Yeah, watch it."
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"- [laughs] - What the hell?"
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"- Unrepentant child. - Such a child."
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"Sometimes you've got to be pretending, Troy."
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"And you are a strong, dignified woman"
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""What are you looking at? Duh!" duh!"
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"And thanks, you guys."
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"George Washington Lemon Fresca?"
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"♪ and we'll visit the man in the moon. ♪"
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"What the hell?"
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