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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Moo Moo (S04E04)

I'm sorry for interrupting your dinner party.

"I'm sorry for interrupting your dinner party."

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No problem at all. This is important.

"No problem at all. This is important."

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Also, Kevin's friend Margo is here,

"Also, Kevin's friend Margo is here,"

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and she's a real class-A drip.

"and she's a real class-A drip."

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I thought you of all people would support me.

"I thought you of all people would support me."

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First of all, let me say, what that officer did to you

"First of all, let me say, what that officer did to you"

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Okay. So why don't you back me up?

"Okay. So why don't you back me up?"

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Because that complaint could backfire.

"Because that complaint could backfire."

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Cops who blow the whistle on other cops

"Cops who blow the whistle on other cops"

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invariably hear about her trip to Scottsdale.

"invariably hear about her trip to Scottsdale."

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You're real worked up about Margo.

"You're real worked up about Margo."

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Sorry.

"Sorry."

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She's horrible.

"She's horrible."

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Listen, I don't want to see your career derailed

"Listen, I don't want to see your career derailed"

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because you were besmirched

"because you were besmirched"

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for reporting on another officer.

"for reporting on another officer."

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But what he did was wrong.

"But what he did was wrong."

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Yes, but is that besmirching worth

"Yes, but is that besmirching worth"

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the greater besmirching of your career?

"the greater besmirching of your career?"

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You have to balance besmirchings.

"You have to balance besmirchings."

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There's politics to being a cop.

"There's politics to being a cop."

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But I wasn't harassed for being a cop.

"But I wasn't harassed for being a cop."

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I'm saying the most powerful action

"I'm saying the most powerful action"

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you can take is to rise through the ranks

"you can take is to rise through the ranks"

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so that you can make large-scale changes.

"so that you can make large-scale changes."

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I've had to pick my battles,

"I've had to pick my battles,"

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and it hasn't always been easy,

"and it hasn't always been easy,"

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but now I have my own precinct,

"but now I have my own precinct,"

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a precinct whose officers would never do to you

"a precinct whose officers would never do to you"

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what Officer Maldack did.

"what Officer Maldack did."

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I understand what you're saying, but...

"I understand what you're saying, but..."

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Shh.

"Shh."

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I hear Margo's squeaky shoes in the hallway.

"I hear Margo's squeaky shoes in the hallway."

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I'm about to start my Scottsdale slideshow.

"I'm about to start my Scottsdale slideshow."

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There are no highlights in Scottsdale, Margo.

"There are no highlights in Scottsdale, Margo."

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Okay, we got chocolate-chocolate,

"Okay, we got chocolate-chocolate,"

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chocolate-vanilla, and my personal favorite,

"chocolate-vanilla, and my personal favorite,"

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a bowl full of cake batter.

"a bowl full of cake batter."

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We don't want to do that.

"We don't want to do that."

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hear us correctly.

"hear us correctly."

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We've got movies.

"We've got movies."

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It's time to party!

"It's time to party!"

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Are we gonna get in trouble like Daddy?

"Are we gonna get in trouble like Daddy?"

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Jake, can I talk to you for a second?

"Jake, can I talk to you for a second?"

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Yes, please.

"Yes, please."

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Should we call Child Services on Terry?

"Should we call Child Services on Terry?"

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Jake, I think we have to face the music

"Jake, I think we have to face the music"

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But I'm gonna munch the cake batter while we do it.

"But I'm gonna munch the cake batter while we do it."

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If you don't eat the raw egg fast,

"If you don't eat the raw egg fast,"

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- Never mind, let's go. - Okay.

"- Never mind, let's go. - Okay."

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Okay, girls.

"Okay, girls."

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There's something called prejudice,

"There's something called prejudice,"

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and "judicium," which means "to judge."

"and "judicium," which means "to judge.""

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Are you with me so far?

"Are you with me so far?"

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- both: No. - No.

"- both: No. - No."

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both: It is?

"both: It is?"

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No. No, no, no. That's not what I meant.

"No. No, no, no. That's not what I meant."

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Then I don't want to be a woman.

"Then I don't want to be a woman."

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if that's who you are... you know what?

"if that's who you are... you know what?"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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Okay. Here we go.

"Okay. Here we go."

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and tried to get your daddy in trouble,

"and tried to get your daddy in trouble,"

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Because Daddy's black?

"Because Daddy's black?"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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That's scary.

"That's scary."

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And the most important thing is your daddy's okay,

"And the most important thing is your daddy's okay,"

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and he's not in trouble,

"and he's not in trouble,"

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and he loves you both more than anything in the world.

"and he loves you both more than anything in the world."

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Well, if you guys have any other questions, we're here for you.

"Well, if you guys have any other questions, we're here for you."

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- What's an orgasm? - Come on!

"- What's an orgasm? - Come on!"

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but this is the right thing to do.

"but this is the right thing to do."

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You're this close to the City Council position,

"You're this close to the City Council position,"

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and that's just the beginning.

"and that's just the beginning."

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It would be a shame to jeopardize that.

"It would be a shame to jeopardize that."

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"wouldn't profile me,"

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but it still happened

"but it still happened"

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Which is why you need to keep pushing forward in your career,

"Which is why you need to keep pushing forward in your career,"

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so that you can change the system.

"so that you can change the system."

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How long will it take to make change that way?

"How long will it take to make change that way?"

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Maldack is on the street now.

"Maldack is on the street now."

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You know why I became a cop?

"You know why I became a cop?"

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Because when I was a kid,

"Because when I was a kid,"

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I always wanted to be a superhero.

"I always wanted to be a superhero."

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- Or what? - Or I will defeat you!

"- Or what? - Or I will defeat you!"

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I wanted to help people like that cop helped me.

"I wanted to help people like that cop helped me."

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But right now,

"But right now,"

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I don't feel like a superhero.

"I don't feel like a superhero."

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I feel the opposite.

"I feel the opposite."

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I wasn't a cop.

"I wasn't a cop."

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I wasn't a guy who lived in a neighborhood

"I wasn't a guy who lived in a neighborhood"

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looking for his daughter's toy.

"looking for his daughter's toy."

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I was a black man, a dangerous black man.

"I was a black man, a dangerous black man."

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And I couldn't stop thinking about my daughters.

"And I couldn't stop thinking about my daughters."

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they could be walking down the street,

"they could be walking down the street,"

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looking for their kids' Moo Moo,

"looking for their kids' Moo Moo,"

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And they probably won't get to play the police card

"And they probably won't get to play the police card"

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to get out of trouble.

"to get out of trouble."

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So I don't care if it might hurt my career.

"So I don't care if it might hurt my career."

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I'm filing that report.

"I'm filing that report."

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Kind of seemed like you were gonna

"Kind of seemed like you were gonna"

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I was, but I think I hear Margo.

"I was, but I think I hear Margo."

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The girls told me what you talked about,

"The girls told me what you talked about,"

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I'm sorry I told them

"I'm sorry I told them"

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orgasms was another word for oranges.

"orgasms was another word for oranges."

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I panicked.

"I panicked."

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Yeah, it did make it awkward

"Yeah, it did make it awkward"

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Yeah. We didn't really know what to say.

"Yeah. We didn't really know what to say."

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all of En Vogue's "Free Your Mind."

"all of En Vogue's "Free Your Mind.""

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Well, they had fun, and you made 'em feel safe.

"Well, they had fun, and you made 'em feel safe."

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You did good.

"You did good."

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Oh. They made you a "thank you" card.

"Oh. They made you a "thank you" card."

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Pretty sure my nose isn't quite this big,

"Pretty sure my nose isn't quite this big,"

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but I appreciate the effort.

"but I appreciate the effort."

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Sergeant Jeffords.

"Sergeant Jeffords."

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A moment of your time, please.

"A moment of your time, please."

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I wouldn't say I stormed out.

"I wouldn't say I stormed out."

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I shook hands with both you and Kevin before I left.

"I shook hands with both you and Kevin before I left."

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And Kevin and I agreed that you squeezed

"And Kevin and I agreed that you squeezed"

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I thought a lot about our conversation.

"I thought a lot about our conversation."

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When I was a young police officer

"When I was a young police officer"

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