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Clips from NewsRadio - Twins (S03E03)

I'm going downstairs.

"I'm going downstairs."

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I think I said that was fine.

"I think I said that was fine."

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Dave, you have to look. Why?

"Dave, you have to look. Why?"

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I can't hear you, Dave, I'm downstairs.

"I can't hear you, Dave, I'm downstairs."

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Very amusing, Beth. Now get back to work.

"Very amusing, Beth. Now get back to work."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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what the hell is that for?

"what the hell is that for?"

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How are we supposed to do our jobs?

"How are we supposed to do our jobs?"

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And what do fighting men and women

"And what do fighting men and women"

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You got a brother?

"You got a brother?"

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Did-- Did you have something to do with this?

"Did-- Did you have something to do with this?"

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Welcome to New York.

"Welcome to New York."

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switcherini on ya.

"switcherini on ya."

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Yeah, obviously, but can you just play along for his sake?

"Yeah, obviously, but can you just play along for his sake?"

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But they told you the truth?

"But they told you the truth?"

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I mean, he's sort of a little ret--

"I mean, he's sort of a little ret--"

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"

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that's putting us way over budget is this here,

"that's putting us way over budget is this here,"

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Oh, my God!

"Oh, my God!"

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Hey, guys.

"Hey, guys."

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that's in the air. Mm-hm.

"that's in the air. Mm-hm."

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You guys are completely identical,

"You guys are completely identical,"

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It really is a remarkable resemblance.

"It really is a remarkable resemblance."

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I didn't tell him nothin'.

"I didn't tell him nothin'."

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Everyone hates me now.

"Everyone hates me now."

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Beth?

"Beth?"

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You suck.

"You suck."

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Good night.

"Good night."

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Everyone hates me, but fine.

"Everyone hates me, but fine."

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Oh, I-- I don't hate you.

"Oh, I-- I don't hate you."

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Andrew's the one that's adopted.

"Andrew's the one that's adopted."

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What do you think I am, stupid?

"What do you think I am, stupid?"

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I guess you can be sure.

"I guess you can be sure."

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"[♪]"

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Hey, hey, look, uh...

"Hey, hey, look, uh..."

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Hey!

"Hey!"

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Takin' the escalator, Joe?

"Takin' the escalator, Joe?"

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Watch this. I just met these people.

"Watch this. I just met these people."

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I'm very, very busy removing stuff.

"I'm very, very busy removing stuff."

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Oh. I've never been here, uh, in...

"Oh. I've never been here, uh, in..."

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"[♪]"

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Hey. Hey.

"Hey. Hey."

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Ha-ha! Attababy!

"Ha-ha! Attababy!"

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"Now, who gives a damn what it is.

""Now, who gives a damn what it is."

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so they told us we were twins.

"so they told us we were twins."

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this "confidential expenditures."

"this "confidential expenditures.""

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Fine.

"Fine."

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It's my twin brother, Andrew.

"It's my twin brother, Andrew."

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so I brought my budget specialist Robert, here,

"so I brought my budget specialist Robert, here,"

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Read your contract.

"Read your contract."

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Well, that's what the office intercom is for--

"Well, that's what the office intercom is for--"

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So one of us makes a tad more of it than the rest.

"So one of us makes a tad more of it than the rest."

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to help make some-- Some cutbacks.

"to help make some-- Some cutbacks."

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and I wanna give the money back.

"and I wanna give the money back."

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Or are they my bags?

"Or are they my bags?"

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No. So it's spent on the station?

"No. So it's spent on the station?"

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take a look at your precious trans-whatever

"take a look at your precious trans-whatever"

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we're not actually brothers either.

"we're not actually brothers either."

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You said: Yes, we can.

"You said: Yes, we can."

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Sixteen.

"Sixteen."

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It would crush him.

"It would crush him."

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Oh, Bill, I'm quite sure you do.

"Oh, Bill, I'm quite sure you do."

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any of the details of the confidential negotiations,

"any of the details of the confidential negotiations,"

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were too chicken to tell him the truth.

"were too chicken to tell him the truth."

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and WNYX was way, way over it.

"and WNYX was way, way over it."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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I think he means pencils.

"I think he means pencils."

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Hey, Dave.

"Hey, Dave."

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We're twins.

"We're twins."

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Right. That's right. That's right.

"Right. That's right. That's right."

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"[♪]"

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before I pay for my own sodas."

"before I pay for my own sodas.""

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I see, okay.

"I see, okay."

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Well, sir, I-- I thought we had resolved

"Well, sir, I-- I thought we had resolved"

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"[♪]"

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I wouldn't go that way. I say we just tough it out.

"I wouldn't go that way. I say we just tough it out."

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Oh, God. Well, it's not working.

"Oh, God. Well, it's not working."

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maybe it's just me, Matthew,

"maybe it's just me, Matthew,"

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Hey, these are my co-workers, Andrew.

"Hey, these are my co-workers, Andrew."

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What?

"What?"

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No, we don't.

"No, we don't."

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I am. Uh...

"I am. Uh..."

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it's just that we're not actually twins...

"it's just that we're not actually twins..."

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Thanks, fellas. Thanks.

"Thanks, fellas. Thanks."

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Hey, where's Andrew?

"Hey, where's Andrew?"

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We're busy.

"We're busy."

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He missed a leaf over there.

"He missed a leaf over there."

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Picture.

"Picture."

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And go inside and whip up some snacks for the guests.

"And go inside and whip up some snacks for the guests."

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[HORN HONKS]

"[HORN HONKS]"

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is...

"is..."

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[WATER SPLASHES]

"[WATER SPLASHES]"

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There you go.

"There you go."

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Mr. James--

"Mr. James--"

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There we go.

"There we go."

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Huh? What?

"Huh? What?"

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Oh, I have never said "wahoo" in my life.

"Oh, I have never said "wahoo" in my life."

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And my computer.

"And my computer."

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Oh, Beth. I thought you'd never ask.

"Oh, Beth. I thought you'd never ask."

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Uh, Andrew.

"Uh, Andrew."

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Come on, dude, you guys are not twins.

"Come on, dude, you guys are not twins."

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But Matthew doesn't know that.

"But Matthew doesn't know that."

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♪ Look in the mirror ♪

"♪ Look in the mirror ♪"

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MR. JAMES: Morning, Sam.

"MR. JAMES: Morning, Sam."

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Matthew, right?

"Matthew, right?"

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Twenty-eight.

"Twenty-eight."

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Twenty-nine.

"Twenty-nine."

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All right, and what has that greed gotten you?

"All right, and what has that greed gotten you?"

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So how you holdin' up?

"So how you holdin' up?"

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Right, because now you can go find your real parents.

"Right, because now you can go find your real parents."

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your brother's one hell of a guy.

"your brother's one hell of a guy."

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Yeah, I know.

"Yeah, I know."

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What does that mean?

"What does that mean?"

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Oh, sir, that would be my very great pleasure.

"Oh, sir, that would be my very great pleasure."

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Beth?

"Beth?"

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You told him, didn't you?

"You told him, didn't you?"

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JOE: Yup.

"JOE: Yup."

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Oh, come on, we look so much alike.

"Oh, come on, we look so much alike."

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