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Clips from Peep Show - Gym (S04E04)

"'or even better. God, I'm amazing."
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"'I hope they get to go on the equipment free after hours,"
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"Yeah, amazing."
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"Look, since we're going to be work colleagues now,"
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"Really? Not even oral, or foot-jobs or tromboning?"
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"but, if we're working together, I guess we may as well try and be friends."
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"'Who were such good friends, they got bored"
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"'and screwed each other.'"
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"So, what's new in your world?"
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"I'm really into judo at the moment"
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"and the instructor here, Matt, is a hundred-degree hottie."
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"Well, that's what you should do, then. You should bone him."
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"Only joking."
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"Are you seeing anyone?"
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"No."
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"I don't think so, she's not really my type."
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"Because she's from the Third World and lived in a hut?"
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"Poland isn't in the Third World, Nance. They don't live in huts."
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"Well, still, it's a shame, she's a great girl and she's like my best friend here."
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"Champers Spa, can I help?"
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"they make them themselves."
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"I make my own sandwiches, Jeremy."
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"does not indicate a gritty life on the never-never."
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"It's like Titanic. You're upstairs"
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"There's a big pool of rusty water by the urinals and it turns my stomach."
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"Hello?"
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"(Sophie) "Hi, Mark, what are you doing?""
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""I wouldn't want to stop you getting fit for the wedding.""
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"- "See you tomorrow in the office." - OK, then. See you."
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"- "Bye." - Sophie."
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"I do actually, definitely, fancy Eva."
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"Thought she wasn't your type?"
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"You know me, I don't have a type. If it moves, I'll try and hump it."
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"OK, and why don't I invite Matt? Double date."
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"'Fuck! '"
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"Right, God, no."
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"Um, why don't you put in a good word for me with Matt"
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"and I'll put in a good word for you with Eva."
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"Great! OK, We'll set it up for the staff party on Thursday."
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"'Yeah, I'm awesome all right."
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"'I'm the cuckoo in the nest, the python in the toy box."
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"'And, quite possibly, the man of your dreams.'"
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"Jeremy. Yeah."
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"The gorgeous blonde?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"And if you keep doing it, she'll call the police."
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"God!"
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"Well, she did smile at me once, so I just caught her eye."
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"I'll tell her."
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"But she says if she sees you doing it again, she knows some bad dudes and they'II..."
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"- Do you even want to know? - I'd better."
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"- Jeez! - Sorry to be the messenger. Don't shoot me!"
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"No, dude, thanks for letting me know."
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"'And I've got your hairy plums in the palm of my hand.'"
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"'Might as well pile on a few more spoonfuls."
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"Mark, you're not full yet?"
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"- Do you think we're a good couple? - 'Uh-oh.'"
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"I mean, you've got to be realistic, we're no Edward and Mrs Simpson, but, yeah."
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"'I think that was a good answer.'"
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"Do you think we spend enough time together?"
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"Um... 'Where's this going? '"
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"Well, yeah, I think we do."
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"You just seem to spend so much time in the gym,"
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"you seem to love it so much, I was thinking maybe I might join."
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"'Shit! '"
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"great."
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"It would be fun, the two of us doing something together."
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"I could go on the exercise bike in front of you"
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"'Staff party. Nancy."
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"'Sauna. Champagne."
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"Oh. She went to chill out in the flotation tank."
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"Right. Aren't you two supposed to?"
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"No, no. I made a joke about Lech Walesa, she took offence,"
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"she started getting snitty about UK hip-hop, so things just fell apart."
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"'I could use my sauna line.'"
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"'Must manoeuvre more dates into saunas.'"
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"Not really. Matt spent the whole evening looking past me."
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"he's looking for, quote unquote, a fuck-monkey."
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"Yeah, and not even a good kind of fuck-monkey."
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"because I've been given another chance to be your friend."
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"And I wouldn't trade a moment of that friendship for a lifetime of"
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"fuck-monkey jungle action."
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"ALARM"
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"- What the? - It's Eva in the flotation tank!"
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"She's hit the panic button."
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"'That hairy gooseberry, she couldn't stay in her bloody punnet! '"
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"How did that get on there?"
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"I don't know, maybe some stoned weightlifter playing a prank or something."
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"It was so dark. So dark."
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"I mean, you must be bloody relaxed by now."
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"'Ugh. Why do they have to park the bikes right in front of the sexualiser?"
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"'Be so demeaning to get a bonk on while exercising.'"
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"Can you take some more? Can you? Do you want it?"
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"I want it."
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"That's Alpine uphill."
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"That's serious shit. Work it, big man."
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"How's the food plan? What did you have for dinner?"
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"Well, I was late in, the fridge was bare..."
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"- What was it, dude? - Pizza from San Marcos."
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"San Marcos! When there's a sushi bar right next door?"
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"You're going to end up fat like a house."
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"'Could claim mine is better... '"
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"Yours."
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"Exactly. No more pizza. What are you doing tonight?"
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"Don't go to the pub with Jeremy."
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"But be a bit quiet, maybe, Matt."
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"Relax, fat boy. Now, come on, let's take it up a notch."
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"Let's rocket all the way to the top. Can you take some more?"
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"Do you want some more? Do you? Do you want it? Do you want it?"
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"- No! - What?"
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"No, I don't want it. All right?"
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"Fuck off. You've made it too hard. I can hardly fucking pedal."
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"No mountain is that hard. It's just not realistic."
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"the other affecting you. Which do you want to hear first?"
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"The one affecting me,"
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"Nancy told me she spoke to Matt at judo class and she's going to ask him out on a date."
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"Well, she said she decided it wouldn't be so bad"
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"Oh, shit. That's disgusting."
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"- I told Matt I don't want to marry her. - Oh."
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"I mean, you know, so you don't break both your hearts?"
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