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Clips from American Dad! - An Apocalypse to Remember (S02E02)

"How long were you planning on keep us up here? Forever?"
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"Come on, kids, let's just go home. You can ride in the back."
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"The world didn't really end."
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"So you're just leaving me here?"
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"Hayley, you and I were supposed to repopulate the Earth together."
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"- What are you talking about? - You and me doing it all the time."
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"And you're embarrassing me in front of your family."
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"Hayley, can you wrap this up?"
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"But I must have you."
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"No, we were just playing."
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"- This thing is giving me carpal tunnel. - I'll hold it, dear."
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"Oh, my sweet. Soon we will be together. Soon."
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"Why don't you say something to the manager."
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"Right away, dear."
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"- We're not talking to you, Stan. - What are you mad at me for?"
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"I stopped Steve from shooting a deaf kid. I'm a hero."
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"Hero? Thanks to you..."
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"...I missed a week of school and got addicted to hallucinogenic berries."
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"I was nearly attacked by a sex-crazed mountain man because of you."
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"Why do we even bother? The Boob strikes again."
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"Dad's trying to scare us again so we'll respect him."
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"Come on, mountain man. Come to papa."
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"- Gotcha. - Stan, who's that?"
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"- The mountain man. He's in disguise. - That's not him."
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"Oh, that's the caterer for my wedding. P.S., everyone, there's a wedding."
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"There's gonna be chafing dishes, a carving station..."
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"I'm sorry, are you saying "juice"?"
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"No, "Jews." Lots of Jews."
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"Oh, wait, you're not in on it. It's here."
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"- You excited, Jacob? - Of course I'm excited. Twelve speeds."
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"That's okay, you can work for my greeting-card company."
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"- I'm also not Jewish. - You'll convert."
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"- I'm not even human. - Who is?"
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"You're strong."
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"I'm freaking out, Stan."
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"You have to help me."
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"Here, put your gun in your hand and shoot her."
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"I'm through messing around. She's at the second row."
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"You have the shot, take it. Take her down!"
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"Hi, baby. Happiest day of my life."
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"Oh, my God, it's him. It's the mountain man."
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"I've come for you, Hayley. I got us a room at the Marriott."
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"Daddy, do something. No one's looking at me."
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"I am gonna cut you like day-old challah."
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"Stop. No more, Jew jokes, I give up."
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"I never meant your family any harm."
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"Desperate..."
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"- I'm sorry we doubted you. - So you don't think I'm a boob?"
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"But it doesn't mean we stop respecting you."
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"I don't know. I don't know what's going on."
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"Yeah, seems like a long way to go for such an easy conclusion."
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"- No, no, no. - That's nice."
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"Well, there was the waterfall."
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"I mean really went out. I wanna see a show."
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"- Fine. - Fine. Go down to the lake."
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"God forbid you should spend any time with me."
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"Take a jacket!"
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"I'm trying to create a drink that matches the show in both taste and sinfulness."
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"...and I need a new one before the next episode of Grey's Anatomy."
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"I have been making the decisions that keep this family on track for 20 years."
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"Hey, what does this mean, "add to registry"?"
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"Jackpot!"
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"I'm so full, and now I have to hunt something for my family."
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"But I do well, though. I make a living. I'm comfortable. Waiter."
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"Well, I grew up around some very strong women."
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"Everyone, remain calm. Bears won't attack if you're perfectly still."
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"- We're gonna die! - Hold."
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"I knew it was only a matter of time."
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"Childhood stolen from them, forced to grow up before they're ready."
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"Hey, remember when I put up the shelf in the garage?"
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"- Really? - Figuratively."
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"- Mutants."
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"Or any less."
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"Double Scotch."
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"I promise I will find us something to eat within the hour."
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"They bit Dad and now he's one of them. Run!"
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"How come? Is it a volume issue?!"
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"What are you doing here? The mountain man could be anywhere."
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"Stan, enough. This day isn't about you and your lies."
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"It's about Roger and his lies."
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"You got to admit, it was a pretty crazy plan."
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"The wedding's about to start."
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"I'm not marriage material, and she's so desperate."
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"Dad was telling the truth."
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"- Dad, help. - Out of the way, I'm passing over."
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"- I'll be fine. I feel like I'm gonna be fine. - Did you tell him he gonna die?"
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"When was the last time we went out?"
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"He's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate."
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"Trish, that Denver omelet was great."
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"- Yeah, this is John Glenn, butt munch. - Roger, you're alive."
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"...the global thermonuclear-attack drill is about to commence."
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"- Hayley, dig a fire pit. - Steve, you go find some berries."
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"Then you'll get it, princess."
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"Stay away from us."
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"Step on it, Mom."
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"Don't be frightened by the way I look. I'm gentle and kind."
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"God! Scroll down."
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"Message received. I will build you your very own shelf."
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"Oh, no, my wedding ring. I must have left it at home."
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"You positive this is what the invitation said?"
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"Okay, people..."
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"No. And by the way..."
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"- Sounds like a good plan. - I'm a part of this conversation."
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"It's him. It's the mountain man. He's found us."
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"Just think of all those dogs waiting to be put down."
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"- Sherry, will you marry me? - It's Sharri, and yes."
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"Francine, start the car!"
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"Bingo."
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"Yeah, I can't wait till the family finds out."
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"You know, that's not fair. I really enjoyed her work on The West Wing."
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"No, don't shoot."
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"- Hosted by Denzel Washington. - Thank you."
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"Now blend, my beautiful blender. Blend."
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"Can't you watch Grey's Anatomy with a non-blended drink?"
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"The CIA initiated atomic-defense protocol."
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"Maybe one of our astronauts orbiting Earth."
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"Stan, what are you doing?"
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"Nope. Rustle up some food."
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"Good, because we're starving."
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"Can I say, Jacob, your nose job, the doctor did fantastic work."
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