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Clips from Veep - Alicia (S03E03)

"- Yeah, okay. - Lorne?"
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"Hi, it's Selina Meyer!"
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"- What the fuck is that? - Yeah, that sounds great! I will. Bye."
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"- Yeah, that's taken care of. - They're gonna drop it?"
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"Yeah, after they do one more with me in it."
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"I'm just gonna embrace it."
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"What about taking a dump in your car?"
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"- You what? - No, before..."
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"- Are we ready to go? - Yeah."
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"Great. Let's do it."
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"- That was really nice. - Thank you. I owe you one."
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"- What do you owe me for? - Because you're not gonna run it."
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"Mike, I'm absolutely running the story."
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"And now the Goober Peas and the begging, that's all part of it."
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"You forgot to say it was off the record."
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"That's like Journalism 101."
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"Look into that, Mike."
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"If I'm not wanted here, I might as well go home."
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"'Leash, you cannot go home."
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"You are the Rosa Parks of child care!"
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"Who is this gorgeous...?"
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"Hi, darling! Is this your baby girl?"
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"- Uh-huh! - Hi, sweetie!"
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"Do you want to say hello to Senator Doyle?"
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"I know what you're doing, Selina."
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"Wouldn't it be a good idea if I mentioned her in my speech"
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"as the face of the future?"
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"You wanna tell the little lady it's a good idea?"
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"Um... I think it's a good idea."
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"Yes, fantastic!"
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"- I follow you on Twitter! - You're kidding!"
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"- I love it. - I retweet you."
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"Look at that coat. Where is my daughter?"
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"Do you think that we could borrow your coat,"
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"just for the speech?"
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"- I would be so honored. - Great! We'll tweet it."
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"Today I announce my candidacy"
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"for President of the United States of America!"
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"- Didn't she do a good job? - Yes, she did."
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"We need to get her a balloon with my face on it. Yeah?"
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"I know we got slightly derailed today"
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"with the universal child care,"
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"Will you come on our walk, ma'am?"
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"Catherine, wouldn't you like to go on this lady's walk?"
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"- Yes, I would. - That's great news, thank you."
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"- Thank you. - Alicia Bryce? Alicia Bryce?"
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"Mike McClintock called you a cow earlier today."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"What do you mean you don't know"
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"what I'm talking about? I saw it happen!"
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"This is the problem with you new media guys."
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"You don't check your facts."
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"Jonah, you are the dick that keeps on giving!"
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"You can't bury the truth, Mike."
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"- Can we take Mr. Ryan out? - This isn't fair!"
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"This is not fair. This is a conspiracy!"
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"- Thank you, Alicia. - Uh-uh. You're not my friend."
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"- You called me a cow. - I'm the cow!"
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"- You are. - I'm the cow!"
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"- When is the walk again? - Three weeks from today."
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"I really don't think I'm going to be able to make it."
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"I'm so sorry."
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"- You guys were an inspiration. - Thank you."
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"- Can I get my coat back? - I don't know."
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"Bad news, honey."
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"live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"
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"That clown car got a giant clown in it."
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"- Yeah? You hear that? - In fact, right now she is at her desk"
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"Do you want to look like Alice Cooper?"
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"the speech I made in Philadelphia three weeks ago."
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"I can't wait to see you on the special day."
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"- She's late, ma'am. - She better have been in an accident."
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"It explains me, it really articulates me."
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"If you go to paragraph two on page one,"
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"- Ma'am. - Yes?"
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"It's like SNL is going back in time and abusing a child."
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"Come on over. Sue casa es su casa, sir."
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"we can't go metropolitan if we're not gonna hit Middle America."
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"That's the reality, Dan. If you don't like the reality,"
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"- Good things come to those who wait. - Gimmie."
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"Alicia, hey, it's so nice to meet you!"
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"Yeah, but not a bad one. An easy one,"
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"- This right here... - Alicia Bryce!"
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"You okay, baby?"
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"Jesus, Doyle, where did you just come from?"
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"What were you bobbleheads doing"
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"Mm...!"
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"What's wrong with that lady's face?"
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"Looks like something crawled up in there and died."
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"Amy, what the fuck is happening? Is Mike on crank?"
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"It's an ancient technique that's been plied"
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"It's like my 21st birthday."
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"Really? It doesn't look like you're begging."
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"Ma'am, does this mean you'll talk about"
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"And what does USA start with?"
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"That's right! It starts with you!"
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"Oh, hey there!"
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"And..."
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"- That was inside, ma'am. - Oh, that was inside."
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"Actually, you know what? Sing me a song."
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"She's got one of the normals here."
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"Universal child care is a bottomless money pit."
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"but now we are really back on a roll."
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"- Okay? - Well... maybe you don't have him."
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"No, I didn't. Um..."
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"Mommy, where's my pony?"
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"Ooh, you're VIP!"
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"Do you understand that? I am letting them do that!"
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"Yeah. Please do, Ame."
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"Is that what I've been smelling?"
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"- with a fire extinguisher? - I wouldn't mind."
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"- Amy, Alicia requested... - Not happening."
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"we have to stand you down, Alicia, for this event."
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"The veep wants you to be with her"
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"Someone from the vice president's office will absolutely..."
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"Oh, my goodness."
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"It got... it got cut in the latest round"
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"Is this the last one, 'Leash?"
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"- You wanna ask me a question? - Yes."
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"I have a meeting scheduled with the vice president"
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